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Timeline

Good news, you've traveled through time. Bad news, you've traveled to Azeroth, a world where the undead are as numerous as dogs and demons roam everywhere. Good news, you're in Stormwind City, 18 years after the Black Gate, where the undead are still far away. Bad news, you're a starving refugee in the Western Wilds. Good news, you still have a kitchen knife, which makes you a little stronger than Brother Chongba's starter. Bad news, the howling of gnolls can be heard all around. Good news, in Stormwind City not far away, there's a black dragon sister whose thighs you can hug. Bad news, how to make her not spit out a mouthful of dragon fire on you first. This chapter of the book ends.

好消息，你穿越了。坏消息，你穿越到了艾泽拉斯，亡灵多如狗，恶魔遍地走的世界。好消息，你在黑门18年的暴风城地区，亡灵离你还远。坏消息，你是西部荒野快饿死的流民。好消息，你还有一把菜刀，比重八兄开局强一点。坏消息，周围传来豺狼人的嚎叫。好消息，不远的暴风城里有条黑龙妹妹的大腿可抱。坏消息，如何让她不先喷你一口龙炎本书一章完结。