[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

At first, the red dragon Drogo just wanted to make some money.

He engraved runes on his yo-yo, and the "Silver Dragon from the Sky" was really dazzling!

He made the card able to summon illusions, and a "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" was worth more than a six-ring spell scroll.

He gave the drow a magic guitar, and set off a rock music wave of "territorial invasion".

Dwarves and elves can sit in the same room and play together, and civilians and nobles cry for the same TV series.

Want to ask for the Dragon Knights? The dragons rented by the Knights for the promotional video are all actors under Drogo!

Unknowingly, this dragon alien who no longer fights and kills has accumulated gold coins higher than a mountain.

The church claimed that he was deceiving people, but people chose to stand with him.

Facing the isolated and helpless 100-year-old pope, he smiled and taunted: "Cultural victory, kid."