After transmigrating to a cold-hearted little town, Bigge felt like he was about to meet God any minute now…

“Ding! Host is on the verge of death. System forcibly activating.”

Bigge: “System bro! My dear brother! You’re finally here, hurry up and heal me!”

“System activation countdown: one hour.”

Me: “System, you son of a b*tch!”

—One hour later—

“The Preaching System is now at your service.”

Bigge, freshly fished out of the River of the Dead by a goddess: “Electronic tr*sh. This is what you call electronic tr*sh. System, you might as well just go die.”

…

System: “Transmitting cultivation of a Hunyuan Dao Immortal.”

Bigge: “Whoa, whoa whoa—my bad, I was too loud just now. Didn’t recognize your greatness, Lord System. My apologies!”

…

Church of Redemption.

Hero, witch, elf, dragon girl: “…Is there something wrong with the doctrine of our Church of Redemption?”

The priest dressed in a black-and-white Taoist robe: “What’s wrong with it? Think about it—has your mana gone up these years? Have you been meditating properly? If you’re this out of sync with the Church’s teachings, how can you expect to do the goddess’s work?”