(My new book, *The Fiery Wife: The Evil Emperor, So Sensual*, has been released; please support it!) "My beloved consort, from now on, you'll be responsible for 'birth,' and I'll be responsible for 'sex.'" Si Yutian cut a longevity cake with the words "Happy Birthday" written on it into four pieces, giving her the "birth" and keeping the "sex" for himself. "Get lost!" She, a 21st-century military doctor and major general, transmigrated into the body of the useless eldest daughter of the Ye family, persecuted by her fiancé and sent to a mental hospital; he, a prince of the largest empire, cunning and sullen, happened to live next door while on a secret mission. Being neighbors is fine; but have you ever seen a neighbor who crawls into your bed every day? Isn't that a bit too shameless? Handsome guy next door, please let me go! Please don't pester me! Please be a quiet mental patient!