Why are other people's superpowers so cool and awesome, while I have to become a magical girl to fight? Why did the organization decide to make me an ambassador after the hero profession was established? What? An ambassador has to film bikini promotional videos? Sorry! I can't do that! I'm a guy, okay?! I'm not doing this magical girl job!

Day 1: My vision seems to be blurring a lot recently, and I keep seeing strange things in the corner of my eyes. Look! That cabinet is moving on its own. I’ll go take a look.

Day 13: I see them, damn it! Why is this world full of strange things?

Day 101: There is nothing to be afraid of anymore! Putting on this long dress befitting a witch, I, too, have become a monster!