Golden Finger: The system will activate after retirement.

You think the above is already a scam? Let me tell you, this isn’t even the worst scam yet.

Yamabuki Ditang: “Yamamoto, I think the Gotei 13 should have a retirement system. After a Shinigami has served in the Gotei 13 for a certain period, they should be able to apply for retirement.”

Yamamoto: “Of course, that’s a good thing.”

Yamabuki Ditang: “Then when can I retire?”

Yamamoto: “In a thousand years.”

“…”

My name is Yamabuki Huajin.

I’m done pretending—time to come clean. I’m a transmigrator, and yes, I have a system.

My ability? Every day I wake up randomly in someone else’s bed and transform into a different anime character.

Today, I opened my eyes to find myself in Academy City, with Misaka Mikoto pointing her Railgun straight at me.

Bros, what do I do? Waiting online, kinda urgent.

PS: Friendly reminder—please throw your brain away before reading this.

PPS: The lack of logic is the logic of this story.

PPPS: ...Brains all gone? Then come on in.