Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))
Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"
A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?
His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.
So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!