[System + Resignation + Humor + Lighthearted + Urban + Campus]

Gu Chen's motto in life: I'll enjoy the good times, but let others bear the hardships.

He thought he could just lie around and live a life of ease, but he ended up getting into Tsinghua and Peking Universities and then his food allowance was cut off!

Just as he was cursing the injustice of fate—[Ding! The strongest slacking-off system is bound!]

"Congratulations on enrolling in a relaxed posture! Reward: 2 million!"

"Congratulations on driving the instructor crazy! Your reward is a Lamborghini!"

"Congratulations on taking your foreign friend to a bathhouse, here's your reward..."

The counselor broke down: "Gu Chen! Can't you be normal for once?!"

Students from Tsinghua and Peking Universities roared: "Did he come here to study or to have a vacation?!"

The system kindly reminded you: "Host, please continue your act of slacking off."