Programmer Li Xiang, carrying a super server, transmigrated to the world of cultivation. Forced by circumstances, he opened a "Celestial Internet Cafe" at the foot of a sect's mountain. From then on, the atmosphere drastically changed: sword cultivators became obsessed with *Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice* to hone their reaction speed, alchemists used *The Medicine God Simulator* to deduce pill formulas, and the ancestors nearly fought over a pentakill in *Celestial Glory*. When extraterrestrial demons invaded and the celestial alliance was routed, Li Xiang silently reconnected the internet cable: "Don't panic, it's time to show them what a DDoS attack and dimensional reduction strike are like."