In his previous life, Jiang Yuan, the king of the lottery, had everything except health and life.
After rebirth, he found himself participating in a reality show "What kind of life will you choose after a million dollars falls from the sky".
When the contestants of the same show all flew to big cities and started their entrepreneurial journey.
Only Jiang Yuan chose a nursing home in a small coastal town.
Jiang Yuan: "Front desk, let's get a five-year package first."
Front desk: "Okay, may I ask which elder of yours is it for?"
Jiang Yuan: "Not for the elder, but for myself, and I will pay the fee as if I can't take care of myself."
Front desk: "???"
Looking at Jiang Yuan lying in the nursing home with clothes and food provided for him, someone pushing the bed out to bask in the sun, playing cards with old men, and old ladies introducing him to a partner, the program team and the audience couldn't hold it anymore.
A million dollars fell from the sky, and you didn't work hard, but went to lie down in a nursing home?
Jiang Yuan: "Why do they go to big cities to fight for it?"
Program team: "Enjoy life!"
Jiang Yuan: "Am I not already enjoying life?"
Program team: "..."
What is it like to be a university doctor?
School doctor Chen Mu was arranged by the school to participate in a variety show "Take You into a Career Every Month".
On the first day of the program recording, netizens scolded me for sleeping and playing games in the office during the day and it became a hot search topic.
But as night falls.
The phone in the school doctor's office kept ringing, making netizens unable to hold their nerves.
"School nurse, can you come to the dormitory to pick us up? My roommate fainted because he didn't get the pig's trotter rice!"
Chen Mu: "The school ambulance and I will be here soon."
"School nurse, I sneezed and then I couldn't move."
Chen Mu: "Classmate, you seem to have broken your waist when you sneezed."
"School doctor, my roommate is playing the king..."
Chen Mu sighed: "Did you get so angry from beating the king that you lacked oxygen?"
Netizen; “How to judge this?”
Chen Mu: Not talking about medical skills, just experience.