When the dragon breathed its flames, all I saw was "Error 404: Dragon Breath File Not Found." As a bug tester transported to a game world, I discovered that this world of swords and magic seemed like an unfinished product. The invincible demon king's shield code was "HP=1"; the loyal knight's pathfinding AI would lead him into a cesspool; the sacred dragon would occasionally get stuck in its own doorway due to model misalignment. Others adventure with holy swords, I adventure... with F12 and a heart that wanted to punch all my fellow programmers. Elements: [Hodgepodge worldview], [Pseudo-D&D], [Bug exploitation]