[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]

From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...

Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.

Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.

For thousands of years, dynasties changed.

Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.

After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.

…

Jiang Hanwen:

"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.

I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"

When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.

The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.

"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."

The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.

The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.

"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."

[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]

...

In a hidden corner of the demon realm.

The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.

“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”

"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."

"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."

"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"

"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.

"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."

...

...

"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"

On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.

“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”

It’s the same crossing, others add some points, I plant trees?

What’s the use of planting trees? I don’t want to be a gardener!

Wait, this world seems to have the enlightened Bodhi tree, the big locust tree that communicates with life and death, the mandala flower that induces death, the Nine Worlds tree that supports Norse mythology, and the Kabbalah from man to god. tree……

The tree is me, and I am the tree. Planting trees is not bad.

Chen Fan transmigrates to a bizarre fantasy world where countless strange creatures wreak havoc on the human realm after nightfall.

He became an architect by using the built-in Night Lord interface, gradually building his own camp on the wasteland.

Strange fires, city walls, sacrificial towers—one building after another rose out of thin air, and his fame gradually spread throughout the entire Jiangbei region.

Until—

When the "ultimate catastrophe" descends, countless crazed monsters wreak havoc on humanity, plunging people into misery.

A Great Wall stretching across the continent rose out of thin air!

...

"This is the Eternal Night Continent."

"My territory."

“Is the strongest skill in the world a skill that needs to be actively displayed?”

“Wrong! Passive skill!”

“What is passive skill?”

“Passive skill is an instant active skill, a killer move that no one will guard against, and the ultimate trump card that the dead can know!”

“Can it be easier to understand?”

“The method of breathing, strength, perception…”

“Hehe, that’s it?”

Xu Xiaoshou tore the galaxy with a sword, and the world was shocked.

“…”

“This special is also called passive skill?”

“Well, swordsmanship is proficient.”

Wu Tian traveled through the ancient times and became a member of the witch clan. Unlike other witch clan members, Wu Tian was not interested in fighting and killing. He just wanted to stay behind the witch ancestors, occasionally give them advice, practice steadily, and achieve the great way. What was there to be afraid of in the witch-lich catastrophe? As long as he could survive until the underworld was opened up, he would go directly to the underworld to hug the thigh of Lady Pingxin...

The witch clan, which was originally hot-blooded and only knew how to act recklessly, is now doing more and more outrageous things.

When the battle between wizards and liches came to an end, the wizard clan actually withdrew from the wilderness, leaving the demon clan and the saints to confront each other!

"Oh no! The witch tribe has a new idea king!"

My name is Tianyuan, I am a stone man, but I still have a body, he is a mountain, called Buzhou!

"I am the ancestor witch, the authentic Pangu, the prehistoric land should be ruled by us."

"Stop talking, the veins of the eastern land have not been purified yet, there is still a lot of work waiting for you."

"I was born from the Sun Star, holding the innate treasure Chaos Bell, with the fate of the Nine Nine Supremes, I should suppress the Hongmeng and unify the heavens!"

"Okay, okay, I know! The evil fire in the earth's core of the immortal volcano has erupted again, you should absorb it quickly, the will of the Sun Star has not yet revived, little brother, you have to work harder."

"Ah~~~Tianyuan! Don't go too far!"

.....

In the Zixiao Palace, Jie Yin asked cautiously: "Master! The ancestor witch and the demon king were captured by a stone man, what should I do about the witch and demon calamity?"

Hongjun was silent!

Zhunti, who was sitting beside him, held his head and cried out in tears: "Master! Mount Xumi has gone crazy too. As soon as we entered the West, it jumped up and hit my fellow disciples on the head."

Tongtian, who was sitting quietly beside him, opened his eyes faintly and smiled.

Yuanshi Tianzun, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but tremble slightly, and felt a strange wind behind his head.

Hongjun, who was sitting in meditation among the three thousand laws, didn't say anything, but his right hand hidden in the Taoist robe trembled slightly.

Tianyuan: I hold Buzhou Mountain in my hand, and I will hit anyone who doesn't obey!

[The scholar cooked a bowl of porridge, and the rat demon liked it +1.]

That year, Chen Xu was in a state of poverty and thought he was about to reach the end of his rope.

Unexpectedly, I awakened talents:

1. I can become stronger as long as the diners like my food

2. I can see food entries

3. The food I cook will always be more delicious.

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One pot and a hundred flavors of the world. The cauldron cooks the mountains and rivers, I cook the sun and the moon.

Later, Chen Xu disassembled the bones of a dragon and chewed the golden elixir of the elder of the Qingxu Taoist Palace.

He also used the mountains and rivers of the world as chess pieces and held banquets with humans, gods, monsters, and ghosts.

He had seen the 30,000-mile clouds of Kunlun and heard the wind from the twelve-story tower of Yujing.

He tore apart those magnificent chapters on the sky of the imperial city. Let’s cook this filthy world thoroughly!

The good news is that Chen Yu has traveled through time!

The bad news is that he was dressed as a little rooster!

The good news is that this is a world of cultivation!

The bad news is that he may not live for more than a few months!

Of course, the only thing to be thankful for is that he received the minimum living allowance for time travelers - the system!

Qin Ziling transmigrates to the mythical world of Qin, becoming the eldest prince of Qin, punished to serve on the frontier. He awakens the Divine Tree, and by perfecting one skill, he can bear a divine fruit. [Photographic Memory] + [Insightful Observation] + [Comprehensive Understanding] + [Instant Enlightenment] = Divine Rank [Wenquxing] [Perfect Shot] + [Shooting the Halberd at the Gate] + [Double Eagles with One Arrow] + [Yi Shooting Down Nine Suns] = Divine Rank [Hou Yi] [Mastery] + [Transcendent Skill] + [Peak of Mastery] + [Skill Approaching the Dao] = Divine Rank [Wuquxing] [Turning Adversity into Prosperity] + [Turning Misfortune into Good Fortune] + [Great Luck] + [Extreme Blessing] = Divine Rank [Human Emperor] [Stormy Waves] + [Water] [Manjinshan] + [Taotongbu] + [Chuanjiangdaohai] = Godhood [Gonggong] [Liehuopengyou] + [Fenghuoliantian] + [Huoguangzhutian] + [Shantianchidi] = Godhood [Zhurong] [Jianzoupiedeng] + [Jiandanxinxin] + [Jianzhutiandi] + [Jianxintongming] = Godhood [Tongtian] [Qishierbian] + [Fatianxiangdi] + [Dinghaishenzhen] + [Douzhanshengti] = Godhood [Wukong]...Under the whole heaven, all land belongs to the king; on the shores of the earth, all people are subjects of the king! Standardized writing, standardized cart tracks! All schools of thought, barbarians from all corners of the world, and various tribes from beyond the borders, all revere me as gods! Heaven's mandate is me, and I am Heaven's mandate!