[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]
From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...
Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.
Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.
For thousands of years, dynasties changed.
Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.
After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.
…
Jiang Hanwen:
"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.
I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"
When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.
The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.
"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."
The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.
The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.
"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."
"The foolish princess of the fallen Byzantine nation calls herself the Invincible Sun, intent on restoring the glory of Rome." "In the frozen forests of the north, the roar of the King of the Wild Hunt echoes amidst the blizzard." "Heretical machinery is destroying the foundations of heaven. The navigator's charts have opened a passage to a new world, where the devil lurks, bewitching people with gold." "The iron cavalry of the steppes neighs, yet the shadow of Eternal Heaven lingers." "And I, your Messiah, the Son of God, the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire, the World Conqueror, the Sultan of Two Worlds, the Lord of Hosts commanding legions of angels and demons, have but one command." "Crusade! Crusade! Crusade!!!" [I have been a Messiah, this is not random writing] [Fantasy + historical remakes + mythology. The author has a 2.5 million-word collection of excellent books (blacklisted)...
Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.
Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!
Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.
Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.
Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!
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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]
I practiced until my body resembled a crane's form, and beneath a thousand pines lay two volumes of scriptures. I came to inquire about the Dao, but there was nothing more to say; the clouds were in the blue sky, and the water was in the bottle.
When Ji Shi woke up, he found himself transmigrated into the body of the Jiajing Emperor, who was obsessed with cultivating immortality, and it seemed that he had even succeeded in cultivating immortality.
[Starting with Crown Princess + Empress + Empress Dowager + Princess + Grandson's Consort] [Alternate Universe + Light System + Mild Fantasy + Light Political Intrigue] [Protagonist Reincarnated and Awakens Past Life Memories] [Invincible and Thrilling Novel, Read at Your Own Risk If You Dislike Invincible Characters]
Lu Yuan transmigrates to the "Da Ning Dynasty" and becomes an ordinary guard in the "Three Machine Battalion," responsible for the safety of the royal family.
While protecting the Crown Princess on her travels outside the palace, they were ambushed by rebel forces. The entire Three Machine Battalion was wiped out, with only Lu Yuan and the Crown Princess captured and imprisoned in the rebel jail!
Inside the prison, the Crown Princess said, "Guard Lu, rather than let these rebels defile me, I would rather die with you."
[The first picture of a beautiful woman has been successfully lit up!]
[Reward Obtained: Spirit Refining Technique]
[Thirteen portraits of beauties are now available.]
[The host will receive a corresponding reward for each image they light up.]
[A new scroll will be unlocked when all thirteen images are lit up.]
Lu Yuan obtained thirteen portraits of beauties. He would receive a corresponding reward for each portrait he lit up.
Lu Yuan awakened the Divine Refining Technique, led the Crown Princess to break through the encirclement, and accomplished feats such as beheading generals, being the first to scale the walls, and seizing flags. He was then appointed as the Left General by the Emperor and made a staff member of the Crown Prince's residence.
From then on, Lu Yuan lived in seclusion in the Eastern Palace.
His next target was Empress Xiao Qin of the Great Ning Dynasty.
[Nonsensical] [Shameless] [Unconventional]
...
In a hidden corner of the demon realm.
The little monsters sat beside the tall skeleton, listening to the old monster tell stories of the past.
“In the past, humans were terrified of us demons.”
"We have vast tracts of land in the human realm, expansive and beautiful soil, and warm and comfortable dwellings..."
"When the human children heard that we were coming, they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry. Hehe, they were so domineering."
"And then what happened?" the little monsters asked curiously. "Why are we hiding here now, digging up tree roots?"
"And then..." The old monster's eyes trembled slightly, as if recalling the most terrifying events of the past.
"The world is in an uproar over Yue Wen."
...
...
"Congratulations! Our 'Yue Family Cultivation Agency' is widely loved by the people of Jiangcheng and has been selected as the best cultivation institution of the year. Master Yue, could you share with everyone why you have achieved such success?"
On television, an ethereal female reporter raises a microphone.
“You might not believe it,” Yue Wen replied seriously, “I have seen a dragon.”
A demonic record, a story of yin and yang between two worlds. A demon-slaying sword, filled with chivalrous courage.
Because of their innate ability to travel through time, time travelers are passively transported to the world of horror movies.
But he remained completely calm, and even seemed to want to laugh.
This is because before he awakened this talent, he had already transmigrated to the infamous House of Mischief (Beasts) world and even transmigrated into the succubus Chris.
Under the influence of animalistic power, even a mere horror movie became his vacation and leisure travel world.
P.S.: House Guy is a hodgepodge, so there are superpowers, therefore horror movies are not scary for the protagonist.
Chen Fan transmigrates to a bizarre fantasy world where countless strange creatures wreak havoc on the human realm after nightfall.
He became an architect by using the built-in Night Lord interface, gradually building his own camp on the wasteland.
Strange fires, city walls, sacrificial towers—one building after another rose out of thin air, and his fame gradually spread throughout the entire Jiangbei region.
Until—
When the "ultimate catastrophe" descends, countless crazed monsters wreak havoc on humanity, plunging people into misery.
A Great Wall stretching across the continent rose out of thin air!
...
"This is the Eternal Night Continent."
"My territory."
Li Yu was sacrificed by "himself" and transmigrated to a world of spiritual resurgence where demons roamed freely. Fortunately, he awakened the [Eye of Revelation]—whether it's a martial arts masterpiece or a forbidden magic spell, one glance and it's mine! While others were still struggling to compete, he had already mastered martial arts by watching short videos. Due to his outrageous talent, he was crammed into a "genius class" full of freaks, and even met classmates who seemed to have transmigrated from the world of anime... Kato-kun, I've noticed you! Yukinoshita-kun, come on, let's dip some beans! ... Li Yu thought: This cheat code is too much, I can get stronger lying down, is that okay?