I often dream that I have traveled to the world of Naruto anime, where I can lie down leisurely and comfortably, without the worry of lack of money. I have the strength to face no oppression, and I don’t have to worry about whether the world will explode tomorrow. I just do what I want to do every day.

First of all, my surname is Uchiha. Hmm... and inside my body is a sealed Sukuna.

Not once did I try to reconcile with Sukuna. Once I confirmed he couldn’t break the seal, I began to ruthlessly exploit him.

With my Mangekyō and Domain Expansion unleashed, the strongest Bloodline Elimination in history was born—

—— Slashing Release!

Without the slightest hesitation, knowing that my acting wouldn’t fool the Third Hokage and others, I fully displayed my true Uchiha nature from beginning to end.

There was no betrayal, and absolutely no clan massacre.

We, the Uchiha clan, will rebuild Konoha from the ashes!

(Not having watched Jujutsu Kaisen is fine—this just borrows some character settings, with some creative liberties. But if you haven’t watched Naruto… why are you even here?)

“This is the store! Go grab the machine!!”

Chen Mo looked at the ninjas who suddenly poured in and couldn't help but touch his chin.

【A large number of customers entering the venue has been detected! 】

Uchiha Sasuke kicked open the door of the box, with a dangerous light flashing in his Sharingan:

"Boss, turn on the computer for me! Today I want to wash away my shame in the "All Anime Battle" game!"

Three hours later...

"Damn it! That man again?!" Sasuke frantically pulled at his forehead protector, and the word "defeat" was clearly displayed on the screen.

In the next box, Uzumaki Naruto's Nine-Tails Chakra was leaking out faintly.

"This is the tenth time I've been caught by the police..." He stared at the screen of Grand Theft Auto, scratching his head. "This is harder to get away with than graffiti on the Hokage Rock..."

The most outrageous one is Hinata Hyuga, the shy girl blushing in front of Fall Guys:

"Naruto-kun... this game is so difficult..."

[Ding! Ninja player rewards have been distributed! ]

Sasuke comprehends [Chidori: Lightning Release Amplification]

Naruto obtains [Nine-Tails Chakra Activation]

Hinata Awakens [Byakugan: Ten Lines at a Glance]

Just as the internet cafe was in chaos, the door was suddenly pushed open—

"I heard that you have a game here that is more fun than Flying Thunder God?" Edo Tensei Namikaze Minato walked in with a smile.

"I want to exchange my Rinnegan for lifetime VIP!" Nagato from Akatsuki walked in.

Chen Mo looked at this group of unruly ninjas and silently took out the [Forced Disembarkation Card]...

"Um...our new rules are that you can only renew your subscription if you defeat the network administrator."

[System prompt: A shadow-level expert has been detected. It is recommended to upgrade the barrier immediately!]

[Naruto fan fiction, farming management, gourmet healing, system flow, relaxed daily life, behind-the-scenes mastermind]

Office slave Hatake Goenji travels through time in Naruto, becoming a marginalized member of the Hatake clan. Starting life with nothing but a dilapidated farm and the suicidal "White Fang" Hatake Sakumo. In his despair, the "Story of Ranch System" activates! What? Potatoes you grow permanently boost your stamina? Spicy and sour potato shreds double the effect? ​​Maximizing Hatake Sakumo's friendship unlocks his White Fang swordsmanship? Becoming friends with Might Guy grants you free access to the Eight Gates of Dunjia!

Thus, the strongest farmer in the ninja world was born!

While other ninjas were struggling on the line between life and death, Gouenji was studying how to make the braised pork most flavorful.

When Kakashi was still struggling with the "rules and companions", Gouenji slapped him on the head and said, "Why are you thinking so much? Have a bowl of scrambled eggs with tomatoes first. Only when you're full can you have the strength to protect your companions!"

When World War III broke out and the chakra of the frontline ninjas was exhausted, Gouenji's "takeout ninja eagles" fell from the sky, bringing bowls of steaming hot tomato stewed beef brisket, which revived the Konoha ninjas to full health on the spot!

The Third Hokage: "Goenji is the treasure of Konoha!"

Danzo: "Hatake Goenji must be in my hands!"

Uchiha Madara: "This power... is it greater than mine? No, I just want another bowl of sweet and sour pork ribs!"

Gouenji, carrying a hoe, looked at the Twelve Young Warriors of Konoha who were helping with the farm work, and Hatake Sakumo who was sharpening his knife to slaughter a cow, and smiled helplessly: "I really just want to be a farmer!"

Yaren woke up and traveled to the world of Naruto. At the same time, his identity changed from a programmer to a member of the Nara family of Konoha.

Fortunately, I brought the plug-in that I made for others in my previous life.

A data package with top-tier pirate combat power.

The timeline is the 32nd year of Konoha, two years before the Second Shinobi World War, and the ninja world is turbulent.

A deadly start, early graduation, and the Pig, Deer, and Butterfly combination all failed.

He's also been targeted by Danzo's sixth brother!

There is no classic I am angry and you regret dialogue!

It is better to rely on yourself than to rely on others. Yaren can only save himself!

Become Orochimaru's disciple and become the largest faction!

In Konoha, there is a restaurant that all ninjas flock to.

What? Kakashi actually threw away the intimacy paradise and ran to the restaurant in the early morning to line up?

What? Three generations of Hokage-sama missed work again, just to go to that restaurant to order ramen?

What? Orochimaru actually came, just to steal the teacher to learn how to cook?

Facing the many influential figures in front of the store, Yang Ming just looked up at the sky calmly: “Sorry, the store is closed today, I want to be a beautiful man quietly.”

Shichimiyado, the number one restaurant in the ninja world. Madara called it the best dish, and Hashirama burst into tears because of his dish. "Master Shinshu, please accept me as your disciple!" said Otsutsuki Ichiraku while kneeling.

What should I do if I travel to Naruto and have both parents?! I'll just make the best of it.

. . . . . . . .

In the Hokage's office, the Fourth Hokage was working when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Why are you here?"

"As the Hokage's advisor, I think it's necessary to create more fashion shows in the commercial streets, preferably featuring beautiful women."

"Well, I'm the Hokage. Didn't I already organize a fashion show last month?"

"Minato! You're going to regret this!"

"well!"

As the Sealing Master of Konoha, heir to the Root, and founder of the first Commercial Street Beauty Fashion Show, Asano Souji said: "Isn't it just the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? We can hold it secretly. Watch me, the sealing barrier and the small black room technique. Let's go in one by one, don't crowd."

I, Haruno Sakura, the woman at the pinnacle of ninjas in the ninja world.

Half a day ago, these words appeared before me.

[You have been reborn]

[At thirty-three, facing an alien invasion, you, feeling powerless, have made the decision to walk your ninja career again! Reverse the tide and carve out a brilliant golden path!]

[Re-refining chakra: Claim the 'Rebirth Privilege']

- 'I have been reborn?'

- 'But I'm only 7 years old! Have I really been reborn? Is this real or fake? o.0'

- 'The problem is, I don't have any memories of being reborn!!'

- 'And this system, I'm not an old lady!'

- 'What is this "Collection of Famous Scenes"? Why is it all me getting killed?'

- 'Hey, wait, this scene is... eh heh heh heh...'

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Naruto fan fiction, not a time traveler.