What would you do if you had the chance to do it again?

After experiencing a failed life, he was reincarnated into a new world and became Hikigaya Hachiman. He chose the path that he thought was the easiest.

"You might as well become a light novelist."

However, the nature of being a mediocre person is not so easy to change.

Life is full of different paths, sometimes you are happy and sometimes you are sad.

Please note that some of the content in this article involves the following plots, so please pay attention. * The otaku Murasaki Shikibu wants me to be the male lead; * Sayuri Sawamura wants to be my daughter; * The Crown Princess Minamoto no Raikou says I'm cute; * How did I, a otaku, become a member of parliament? The real name is also known as "The Living Cao Cao Hikigaya"

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!

"I, Hikigaya, am a legendary agent, a leader in the association, a master of the mysteries, one of the Five Emperors of the Ocean, and the nemesis of the weird." "I have five cousins, a sister, a childhood sweetheart, two ex-girlfriends, a lovely junior, and a beautiful colleague, but no one likes me. I'm a complete loser." The everyday and the mysteries gradually intertwine, and despite our hesitation, we continue to move forward. Cthulhu has landed in New York, and the legendary agent Altria has disappeared... This era needs heroes. "...Stay sane, and follow me into madness." Hikigaya lit a cigarette expressionlessly, put on his sunglasses, and flashed his ID [White Robe Anzai]