They say a slightly risqué introduction can effectively boost popularity, but how can someone as innocent as me pull off such a thing? "Hachiman, help me wash my panties." "Eh? Why are you wet again?" "Isn't it all your fault, Hachiman?"

Reborn as Hikigaya Hachiman, he established the service club first and thought he would live a lonely campus life, but after awakening his past life memories, he found that this two-dimensional world was very

wrong!

The transfer of the demi-human exchange student Elf Princess asked him for help.

Kitagawa Umi's friend who likes cosplay encountered unreasonable shooting requirements

After many years, he meets Yukino Yukinoshita again, and she is still the same aloof and perfect genius girl in his memory.

But I am no longer the boy who could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.

"Hachiman, your twisted nature remains unchanged."

"Under the snow, you are still the same as before, unchanged."

Ms. Hiratsuka looked at us with satisfaction: "Since you have such a good understanding, the Service Club is now in your hands."

None of us dared to tell the teacher that what we called tacit understanding was actually an unspoken regret from eight years ago.

Just as I decided to escape completely this time, a long-lost voice suddenly rang in my mind—

"A turning point in fate has been detected. [Options] are now activated again."

After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".

[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"

[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."

[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"

When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"

(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

What would you do if you had the chance to do it again?

After experiencing a failed life, he was reincarnated into a new world and became Hikigaya Hachiman. He chose the path that he thought was the easiest.

"You might as well become a light novelist."

However, the nature of being a mediocre person is not so easy to change.

Life is full of different paths, sometimes you are happy and sometimes you are sad.

"I, Hikigaya, am a legendary agent, a leader in the association, a master of the mysteries, one of the Five Emperors of the Ocean, and the nemesis of the weird." "I have five cousins, a sister, a childhood sweetheart, two ex-girlfriends, a lovely junior, and a beautiful colleague, but no one likes me. I'm a complete loser." The everyday and the mysteries gradually intertwine, and despite our hesitation, we continue to move forward. Cthulhu has landed in New York, and the legendary agent Altria has disappeared... This era needs heroes. "...Stay sane, and follow me into madness." Hikigaya lit a cigarette expressionlessly, put on his sunglasses, and flashed his ID [White Robe Anzai]