After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".

[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"

[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."

[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"

When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"

(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

Wait! Let me take a moment! I traveled through time and became Hikigaya Hachiman's dad? A thirty-something man!? He just got released from the ICU due to the 996 work schedule? And got fired! My wife is Hikigaya Kazusa? But we're divorced? Or was it amicable?! Divorced and bankrupt, I had to find a manual labor job. The blind date my neighbor set me up with was my college junior, Hiratsuka Shizuka? And then one day, I ran into the beautiful university student Ichinose Honami on the street, who was being beaten? I want a cigarette!!!

When a parallel world that is a fusion of youth daily anime such as "Jikyou" and "Oregairu" encounters monsters.

When the mysterious miraculous light responds to Hikigaya Hachiman's faith in protecting him, what kind of story will he bring us?

Will the awkward boy who is searching for the real thing grow into a true Ultra Warrior during this journey?

Maintaining the courage to face difficulties and exploring new unknown areas - this is my Ultra Spirit.

Yukinoshita Yukino: You are so brave! Who is this girl again?

(For creative purposes, I will modify a large number of character settings to ensure that no characters are maliciously vilified. Everything is for the needs of the plot. If you think there is something wrong, please use the original text to analyze and refute it, otherwise I will ignore it.)

After three weeks of recuperation in the hospital due to a car accident, Hachiman Hikigaya thought he had missed the opportunity to integrate into the class.

However, the principal sent him a special letter of recommendation.

He suggested that he go to Tokyo Metropolitan High School, which will not open until May.

With the goal of not being isolated and being asked by his sister to find friends, Hachiman did not look back.

So he finally made friends.

Karuizawa Megumi: Then, you became my host. So it is normal to have more contact.

Sakayanagi Arisu: You seem to be troubled by being an ordinary person. I have a reliable plan for the next generation that is definitely a genius.

Horikita Suzune: I tried to make a bento yesterday, if you don’t mind.

Kushida Kikyo (black): I know so many of your secrets, and you have also caught my secrets. It seems that we have to be tied together.

[Real-Time Coach + Hachiman + Dreaming of Future Wives] Hachiman Hikigaya dreams of different wives every night. At first, he thought it was just a teenage boy's dream, until he discovered they all came from Advanced Nurturing High School... Airi Hikigaya: Hachiman, you promised to take pictures with me. Suzune Hikigaya: A good morning kiss... I'll consider it. Kikyo Hikigaya: Tell me! Did you secretly go see that bitch Horikita behind my back?! Megumi Hikigaya: Hachiman, it's so good to have met you. Haruka Hikigaya: Hachiman, let's go to Airi's concert together. Honami Hikigaya: Hachiman, I want another child~ Hiyori Hikigaya: Hachiman, reading is enough for this life. Arisu Hikigaya: Oh well, I'll have to let Masumi do it for me. Masumi Hikigaya: Tsk! I'll crush you, you heartless bastard! Komachi XX: Brother, I'm getting married today! Hachiman: Only this one, absolutely not!!!

"I, Hikigaya, am a legendary agent, a leader in the association, a master of the mysteries, one of the Five Emperors of the Ocean, and the nemesis of the weird." "I have five cousins, a sister, a childhood sweetheart, two ex-girlfriends, a lovely junior, and a beautiful colleague, but no one likes me. I'm a complete loser." The everyday and the mysteries gradually intertwine, and despite our hesitation, we continue to move forward. Cthulhu has landed in New York, and the legendary agent Altria has disappeared... This era needs heroes. "...Stay sane, and follow me into madness." Hikigaya lit a cigarette expressionlessly, put on his sunglasses, and flashed his ID [White Robe Anzai]

What would you do if you had the chance to do it again?

After experiencing a failed life, he was reincarnated into a new world and became Hikigaya Hachiman. He chose the path that he thought was the easiest.

"You might as well become a light novelist."

However, the nature of being a mediocre person is not so easy to change.

Life is full of different paths, sometimes you are happy and sometimes you are sad.

I am Hachiman Hikigaya. My cheat ability is accessing the memories and experiences of Hachiman Hikigaya from other timelines. As everyone knows, I, Hachiman Hikigaya, am a workaholic in the industry, with countless identities: writer Hachiman, the son-in-law of heaven Hachiman, the son-in-law Hachiman, the magician Hachiman, the god-slayer Hachiman, the association agent Hachiman...

They say a slightly risqué introduction can effectively boost popularity, but how can someone as innocent as me pull off such a thing? "Hachiman, help me wash my panties." "Eh? Why are you wet again?" "Isn't it all your fault, Hachiman?"

On the day of my car accident, something strange popped into my head!!! Yukinoshita Yukino: Hikigaya-san, stop what you're doing or I'll call the police. Yuigahama Yui: Hikigaya, you're actually doing this to me!!! Kato Megumi: Hachiman-kun, this isn't okay~ Kasumigaoka Utaha: Junior, you can't do that. Sawamura Spencer Eriri: I treat you like a geek, and you're trying to do all this to me... Aoyama Nanami: Impure relationships with the opposite sex, no! Shiina Mashiro: Hachiman, you're my first... Hikigaya Hachiman: It's all the system's fault!!!