Me! Gou Yun!

A hardcore player of "Wan Ling"!

Know thousands of kinds of beast information, and memorize nearly a thousand kinds of beast evolution routes!

Know many task clues and resource points by heart!

Hit the World Tree Challenge and reach more than 80 floors!

Have quite brilliant achievements in many data battles and world-class battles!

Whether among players or NPCs, I am a well-deserved top beast master!

But...

What does it have to do with me turning into a dog now?

What should I do if I become a beast in the game?

Waiting online! Urgent!

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Go to the end of the beast form, and don't turn into a human!

Can pinch temporary human form to act!

No heroine!

Developed by the contract in the early stage, and went solo after the college league.

Current form: Liuyun Dog→Cangyun Beast→Yijia Cangyun Beast→Siji Dingkong Beast→Kongji Yu Shen Beast

[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]

Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"

Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."

Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"

This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)

[Game Production + Original Game + Lighthearted and Funny + Anti-Routine]

Lu Ming travels through a parallel time and space, takes over a bankrupt game company, and is accidentally bound to the [Moral Debt System].

Every time you do something "immoral but legal", you can accumulate corresponding benefits based on the impact.

Therefore, in order to cash in on the criticism, Lu Ming started a series of tricks.

The left hand offers "Login to start breathing and charging",

The right hand arranges "NPC online begging, ask V me 50 to unlock the main line when you meet",

All these operations are done just to hear players rant: "Stupid planning!"

But unexpectedly, players were promoting it while spending money, and the employees were even more chaotic.

Outrageous events followed one after another: competitors’ collapse, new regulations’ dividends, official media’s naming...

The scolding we promised was getting farther and farther away,

Player: "This game is so blatant, it makes me cry!"

Lu Ming: "I just want to hear a piece of shit about planning. How did he become the richest man?"

{League of Legends e-sports article}

Ye Bo finally unlocked the system after a year of hard work. The first sentence he got was enough to confuse him.

[You are reborn]

[At the age of 30, your ten-year career as a veteran finally came to an end. Even the contract team is too lazy to block your contract. Now you are reborn and determined to start your career again! Counterattack and walk out a golden road! ]

[Restart League of Legends: Receive "Rebirth Gift"]

"..............Brother Bush?"

"I just turned 18 two weeks ago, and you want me to be reborn?"

"I haven't even started my career yet, and you want me to counterattack?"

"The main thing is, I haven't been reborn!"

"And your system, why are all the rewards given by Lao Deng useful things!"

"Wait, what is this Lao Deng diary, why are all the famous scenes of other people beating me..."

That day, you forgot to bring your keys when you went home, so you spent money to find a locksmith.

While waiting for the lock to be unlocked, you are thinking, if only you know how to unlock the door, then you won’t have to waste money if you forget to bring the key.

So you start digging...

…

"How can you open the fingerprint lock of your mobile phone with this wire?!"

"Fingerprint lock, isn't it also a lock? It's reasonable to think about it."

Friends think it's outrageous.

"Where is it outrageous? The master electrician has been in the industry for ten years, and you can tell if there is any leakage. The technology is close to the Tao, understand?"

friend:"......"

"And to say it's outrageous...Persistence is an outrageous thing. I persisted, and then I gained something. What's the problem?"

Friend: "...No."

Bai Nian put down the wire, thinking, is this outrageous?

You haven't seen the prizes in my other system prize pool yet. Please contribute more emotional points to me, and wait for me to draw more outrageous ones to open your eyes!

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