“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”

Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!

Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.

“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”

Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.

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After traveling through twenty-two years, Chu Ci, who was frail and sickly and had to go into the ICU after running 800 meters, finally found a stable job as an archivist in the Extraordinary Mobility Bureau.

While his colleagues were fighting a desperate battle against the S-class disaster on the front line, he was leisurely drinking black tea in the archives room.

While the whole world was shocked by the emergence of the mysterious organization "Tarot Club", he was worried about having to work overtime tonight.

No one knows that the [Emperor] known as the "Walking Divine Disaster", the [Devil] who tempts all living beings to fall, the [Hermit] who has insight into the ages... are all his Chu Ci's pseudonyms!

"Um... Director, I stayed up all night last night to finish the analysis report on the Tarot Club. Can I get overtime pay?"

The way of heaven collapses, the chaotic beasts become extinct, the world history is broken, and the war between humans and demons continues...

Everyone thought that the end of evolution was the immortal beasts, until Lin Chen brought his cow to this continent and broke the law of evolution in this world.

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PS: There are three evolutionary routes:

Atavism evolution: if a single bloodline exceeds 50%, there is a chance to reappear the original ancestor

Alienation Evolution: Fusion of three 20%+ bloodlines to create a new variant form

Law Evolution: Breaking through the 99% purity barrier, the body becomes energy

Xiao Wudao was reborn to take the college entrance examination. He thought he could soar to the sky, but when he saw the teaching plan:

Physics = mass-energy equation, three laws of matter and energy!

Chemistry = from the introduction of medicine refining to the introduction of one hundred potions for cultivation!

Chinese = the universal language of all worlds!

Physical education = the basic formula for martial arts!

Politics = meditation equation!

Geography = arrangement of caves and heavens!

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This made him dumbfounded on the spot. He was reborn in a high school in the future high martial arts era. The most fatal thing was the content of the college entrance examination - time travel!

Time travel requires caution, it can be said that there is no chance of survival!

When he was looking forward to the golden finger and the system, he was told that the golden finger can be mass-produced, and the system is a means for the powerful to plunder other worlds. He didn't have these, so he was forced to go on the road of time travel. After he crossed over, his ability was online - I have a dojo in the heavens!

Ye Ling was unexpectedly reborn and came to a magical world, an era where everyone can control spirits.

By successfully activating the Yuling System, one can see hidden evolutionary directions unknown to ordinary people.

Every time you upgrade a level, you can contract a new spiritual pet.

Ye Ling’s first spiritual pet was actually a zombie, a zombie that was extremely useless in the eyes of the world.

But in the eyes of Ye Ling who has awakened the system, his zombie is a super spiritual pet!

His zombies are not only powerful, but also handsome and cool!

Not only the first pet, but every one of Ye Ling's pets afterwards could evolve into human form.

Lin Li woke up and traveled to a magical world. He unexpectedly discovered that people in this world did not know about acupoints and meridians.

While others use magic power to practice magic, Lin Li uses magic power and meridians to create a path to immortality bit by bit.

Mage, use the flying spell, but I can fly with my sword several times faster than you.

A wizard has to chant when casting magic, but I can do it several times faster than you with just a wave of my hand.

The wizard is weak, I can split mountains and rocks with one sword, and my movements are faster than your magic.

The lifespan of a mage who has reached the state of godhood is 600 years, and my Nascent Soul can live for a thousand years.

To break through, a mage needs to study elements, comprehend nature, and understand the laws. To break through, I just need to overcome the tribulation... overcome, overcome the tribulation, damn it.

Everyone: "The weather is a bit strange today. Why is there only thunder but no rain? Why is the thunder striking in one place?"

Lin Li lay in the pit with his body burnt black. "Ouch, my god, it hurts so much. It seems that even in the magical world, cultivating immortals cannot escape the thunder tribulation?"

(The cultivation of immortals will come later, and you can just treat it as a magic world in the early stage. The protagonist is not a person who traveled back from the cultivation world. This cultivation of immortals is based on the cultivation method of this world. It is different from the orthodox cultivation method. There are always people who say that they were deceived by the name and then found that it was not the case. I would like to clarify this. In addition, everyone knows that I have been honest. Therefore, the content has been greatly modified. If it feels awkward or incoherent when reading, please fill in the blanks yourself.)