Upon opening his eyes, Sean found himself a member of Hollisey's Orphanage. Despite a somewhat bleak start, the magical world he had never imagined was opening its doors to him. Even more delightful, local specialties arrived along with him. "I, Sean, have come this far entirely through my own hard work! Proficiency panel, add points!" From a [Spells Novice] who had just learned the Luminescence Charm to a [White Lord] who had mastered all spells; from a [Transfiguration Apprentice] who could transform matches to a [Magical Legend] who could alter the properties of matter; from a [Potions Novice] who could barely brew a scabies potion to a [Master of the Crucible] who had created an entire potion system. His magical achievements were as numerous as the stars: Transfiguration, potions, spells, the Dark Arts, prophecies, magical creatures, alchemy, astronomy... His life was celebrated by many: Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander... Oh, let's interview the dying Mr. Voldemort; he seems to have something to say. The Dark Lord was kicked to death: "No one told me that there was a White Lord hiding in Hogwarts!" This book is also known as: "A Certain Liver Emperor's Hogwarts", "A Liver Legend of Magic", "Hogwarts: Sorry, I Just Want to Learn"

Joel Hemis always thought of himself as an ordinary druid. Until he was eleven, when he received a letter delivered by an owl—and from that moment on, he became a proud little magical owl. ...That school year, the Forbidden Forest welcomed a Patronus. By the time all the teachers and students of Hogwarts realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by the Forbidden Forest! Until one day, the mysterious man came knocking—Joel: "Sorry, I just want to plant trees in peace and quiet, I don't want to fight!"... [P.S.: This is a lighthearted story about going to school and happily planting trees...No need to have read the original books.]