【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.

[System + Beast World + Non-Female Lead Strong + 1VN Multiple Male Leads]

Su Mo, a fragile female college student, got so emotional from reading a novel before bed that she couldn't catch her breath and was transported to another world.

Su Mo: Death is death too :-)

Thus, the unprofessional savior, with an unprofessional savior system, embarked on an unprofessional savior journey in response to the unprofessional demands of the Heavenly Dao.

Su Mo: This world is just a giant makeshift operation.

(Slow pace, farming + infrastructure?)

(Tentative male leads: Tiger, White Snake, Gray Wolf, Falcon, Crocodile, Red Fox, Illusion Vine)

The snake is not the first beast husband, and the female lead does not dislike him. If you mind, please do not read.

Several of the side couples feature two male characters; please do not read if you mind this.

Yun Jiao is a legendary mermaid who accidentally traveled to a small fishing village in the 1980s. Her beauty is still there, but her body has shrunk. The beautiful mermaid has become a white and soft baby with short arms and legs. Her fish tail has degenerated into legs, but it doesn’t matter, she can still breathe in the sea water and she doesn’t need to learn how to swim and dive. Her ability to cry and turn into pearls is gone, but it doesn’t matter, she can look for pearls in the sea. She is no longer a mermaid, but she is still the darling of the ocean. Going out to catch fish, others have worked hard but can’t find anything valuable. She took her brothers to pick up big yellow croaker, lobsters as long as their arms, and even the coconut snails they picked up bloomed expensive flames.