【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!

Yun Jiao is a legendary mermaid who accidentally traveled to a small fishing village in the 1980s. Her beauty is still there, but her body has shrunk. The beautiful mermaid has become a white and soft baby with short arms and legs. Her fish tail has degenerated into legs, but it doesn’t matter, she can still breathe in the sea water and she doesn’t need to learn how to swim and dive. Her ability to cry and turn into pearls is gone, but it doesn’t matter, she can look for pearls in the sea. She is no longer a mermaid, but she is still the darling of the ocean. Going out to catch fish, others have worked hard but can’t find anything valuable. She took her brothers to pick up big yellow croaker, lobsters as long as their arms, and even the coconut snails they picked up bloomed expensive flames.

After five years of struggling in the apocalypse, Shi Man was disemboweled by her own relatives.

But she reincarnated—back to just before the Cataclysm began.

Her old apartment building?

Turns out it’s an upgradable apocalypse homestead.

With her building in hand, she went on a mad hoarding spree.

Soon, those once-arrogant relatives were begging her for their lives.

Shi Man sneered:

“Beg for your life? I want your life, not to save it.”

Floods? She’ll kill what water can’t drown.

Extreme heat? She’ll roast what can’t be cooked.

Freezing cold? She’ll strike what frost can’t freeze.

In a world full of corpses and humanity twisted into monsters, Shi Man—armed with her apartment fortress—is completely unfazed.

Others starve and freeze?

She lounges in AC, eating hotpot, drawing cards, petting cats, and raising animals.

Ding-dong~ Card pulled: Apocalypse Food Factory unlocked.

Ding-dong~ SSS Card: Awarded Human Combat Unit (Catastrophe-Class).

Ding-dong~ Reward: Apocalypse Hospital.

Ding-dong~ Reward: Apocalypse Arsenal.

Floods, extreme heat, frost, earthquakes, tsunamis, mutant beasts and plants, volcanoes…

Disasters come one after another.

Yet amidst the chaos, the slum-like Urban Village everyone once despised becomes a paradise.

Here lies endless food, elite medical teams, the fiercest weapons factories, a supermarket that never runs dry… even a zoo, a botanical garden, and an impenetrable security shield.

This is the last pure land on Earth.

And its ruler…

is Shi Man.

[Quick‑transmigration + system + inner thoughts + silly fun + group affection]

Crossed into another world for twelve years, Ning Sansang—adopted by the master of Wanhua Valley—suddenly becomes bound to a newly‑minted “gossip‑eating system,” and discovers that the world she lives in is derived from a Mary Sue novel.

As someone who loves gossip, Ning Sansang agrees without hesitation, gleefully devouring all the drama. But the system is brand new and not yet fully functional, so everyone around her can hear their inner thoughts. Ning Sansang and the system have no idea—and happily munch on gossip.

“Love is a ray of light, so green it glows—big gullible second brother, you’ve been cast as a backup!”

“Minister Li of the Ministry of Shangshu likes to smell his concubine’s bound feet—every day after work he must go home to take off his shoes and sniff; without it he can’t eat.”

“The famed good man, Duke Chen, keeps a mistress; her children are older than his legitimate offspring.”

“Minister Wang of Rites has worn a green hat for over ten years without knowing it, treating his own daughter like grass and others’ daughters like treasures.”

“Prince Kang dislikes women, likes men, and flits among flower clusters just to hide it.”

…

Ning Sansang revels in gossip in the capital, and gradually her social skills soar—people begin to surround her every day, and she inexplicably gains the emperor’s favor.

[Variety show live stream + system + imaginative + illogical + heartwarming story with no sad moments + centered around the female protagonist]

A wealthy second-generation is reborn as a poor householder who faints from hunger while livestreaming her trash collection. She gains a social work skill system to assist her in her trash collection.

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, overjoyed, pulls out the trash can on the spot, uncovering a black plastic bag, and then... a human head.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya drops her bowl and goes to search the trash can. An elderly woman fights for the trash, and a large hand falls from the plastic bag, nearly sending the elderly woman succumbing.

A 2,000 yuan reward from the police station .

[Ding, valuable item detected...]

Jiang Xiaoya, still at the police station entrance after just exiting, says, "..."

She...

[Beast World + System + Cute Baby + Group Favorite + Futuristic + Book Transmigration]

< --- >

Yu Manman traveled to the beast world, and a Villain Reform System appeared in her mind, telling her to repent her evil ways.

[You are a vicious female supporting character who commits all kinds of evil, jealous of the Female Protagonist ]

...

The system is too much! She is not a bad person!

[Because I've detected that you harbor remorse... Whew... The Villain Reform System is now activated! As long as you stop committing evil, turn your heart to good, and reform yourself! At only 23 years old, it's never too late!]

Hmm...

Yu Manman bit her fingers, with a lot of doubts in her little head.

Are you kidding me? She's only five years old! No need for transformation!

[Zombies + CP + Strong Female Lead + Both Clean + No Sadism + Doomsday]

Others traveled through time and space to become the heroine of a book, but she became a cannon fodder female supporting role.

It doesn’t matter whether she is a female supporting role or not, but she is definitely not a cannon fodder.

Relying on the golden finger bestowed by God, she must make a good fight in this apocalypse!

If you don’t have enough strength, just stay calm and develop.

If you have the ability, stay away from the male and female protagonists of the original book!

Fight monsters and level up along the way, stay away from the fate of cannon fodder, and become your own protagonist!

PS: The heroine is not human.

After being bound to the system, Yu Huan always takes on the role of the soon-to-be ex-girlfriend of the male protagonist in each world.

However, her role in the script is only a supporting one.

As soon as the fated female protagonist appears, she, the woman destined to be overlooked, is written out of the story.

As the male protagonist's surrogate love interest, Yu Huan happily spends his money on food, drink and entertainment, waiting for the substantial break-up fee he promised her when the female protagonist returned to China...

However, years passed and the female protagonist never returned to China...

After becoming the zombie girlfriend of the male protagonist who was bitten at the end of the world, Yu Huan cries as she picks up biscuits and bread.

She is waiting to be shot in the head by the male protagonist, who will sooner or later be with the real female protagonist...

However, the food dropped by the Superpower Team seems to be getting more and more...

Having been reincarnated as the materialistic and selfish girlfriend of the male protagonist from a rural background,

Yu Huan does not have the patience to accompany the protagonist through hard times.

She is determined to study hard and go to a big city, leaving the male protagonist behind to enjoy a better life.

But she was not good at studying and failed the exam...

She was reborn as the younger sister of the Hehuan sect in the world of Xiuxian.

The true disciples took gasping rapidly and said, "I feel so hot, what did you put in the water..."

[Everyone can read minds + relaxed and fun + gossiping + giving up + Buddhist-like slackers + ensemble cast]

No romantic pairing! But he has a follower and friends! (He has a crush on the female lead.)

Perhaps it was because of good deeds in her past life that she was reborn as the legitimate daughter of an official family. All she wants to do is be a beautiful, laid-back, and carefree girl.

However, the Imperial Observatory determined it to be an auspicious omen, and the emperor personally bestowed upon her the title of "Divine Messenger"!

When told that she had become the only female official in history to be allowed to attend court, Yun Qingyi was on the verge of tears. She didn't want to go to work, and she didn't want to get up early.

Her father comforted her, saying, "No, this isn't a job! The Emperor said she just needs to sit there and be a beautiful mascot."

All the officials in the court knew was that she could hear heavenly sounds; what they called heavenly sounds were just the gossip-eating system she was bound to.

She spends her days slacking off at court and gossiping, unaware that everyone can hear her true feelings!

As a result, the entire court heard many shocking stories and developed a love for gossip, even increasing their attendance rate significantly!

[What! The illegitimate son of the Ordnance Bureau is simultaneously corresponding with seven or eight women? What a master of time management!]

The Ordnance Bureau: Which rebellious son committed such a despicable act? I'll skin him alive...

Upon returning home that day, he thoroughly investigated all the illegitimate sons, and what he found shocked him.

[Breaking news! The young master of the Qi State Duke's mansion is the husband of Princess Pingyang and also the secret lover of General Yunhui!! Wow!]

General Yunhui: ...

[My God! The Ninth Prince loves cross-dressing! He's definitely a cross-dressing master!]

emperor:……

After the court session that day, several princes presented their younger brothers with a large trunk full of women's clothing. The younger brother was overjoyed; one less competitor.

[Genius + Pampered by the Group + Gentle Female Lead + Has a Romantic Partner (Male Lead is Love-Obsessed)]

[Just to clarify, the initial feedback from readers for this book wasn't good, with many negative reviews. I've made extensive revisions based on the issues raised. I don't have a habit of deleting reviews, so those negative ones still exist. The novel will continue to be revised and improved. For more details, I hope you'll read the main text first before commenting. Reading is supposed to be enjoyable; if you really don't like it, please stop reading now.]

After dying, Wuyou, who was deeply troubled by family disputes, transmigrated into an interstellar novel. She thought she was just an insignificant passerby and planned to live a carefree and unrestrained life.

But the plot takes an increasingly strange turn because of her arrival...

Not only did she awaken an SSS-level super talent during the awakening ceremony, but she was also discovered to be the real and fake heiress who had been switched with the wicked female supporting character in the book.

After returning to her family, she thought it would be another battlefield of intrigue and backstabbing, but her disfigured father, who held great power but had been hurt by his relatives, treated her with genuine sincerity but was also very cautious.

She has a noble status and often feels indebted to and sorry for her princess mother;

There was also her gentle and patient brother, and many family members who valued the family as well as her. They all cared for her and completely melted the ice in her heart.

She and her family protect each other, shining brightly in the human universe, becoming the most perfect and unattainable goddess in everyone's hearts.

In the heart of someone who was originally in darkness, she was salvation, the only light in his world. He traversed the sea of ​​people, concealing the thorns and frost all over his body, just for her, to become a steadfast and devout pursuer of light.