System: Host, what is that thing in the sky?

Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship.

System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?!

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System: Host, what are you holding in your hand?

Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword.

System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?!

Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple.

#MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips.

Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.

The new host looked soft, sweet and bullying.

The system is heartbroken: It’s over!

However, the speed of light was beaten in the face.

Huh?

The scumbag knelt on the ground and cried and confessed his mistake!

The villain Dasi Hengliu wants to put down the butcher’s knife!

The vicious female partner was abused to the point of having nowhere to run!

…

Wait, isn’t this style wrong?

hey hey, what the fuck?

Host, put down the knife! That’s the hero, hey, don’t stab him!

Male protagonist: Be good, put down the knife, I will stab myself!

(Crazy for her, crazy for her, even if a hundred steel is made, it will become soft around your fingers.)

God: Xiang Xing, you saved the galaxy in your last life. I want to send you a thank you gift. What do you want?

Xiang Xing thought about it hard, and said, “I want to enjoy the blessings of the world.”

A light suddenly appeared on the horizon, and a word slowly floated.

good.

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“Uncle Emperor, I want to eat Xiaolongbao, candied haws, spicy hot pot, full banquet for Han…”

“good.”

The black-bellied regent immediately put down his conspiracy and tricks, and invited the world’s famous chefs to stand in a row.

“Brother, I think I must pass every exam, never fail…”

“good.”

Work tags: President, system flow, love at first sight, quick wear, sweet pet

Jiang Yu, who fell from a god to a demon, is an existence that everyone in the Six Realms shouts at and fears.

Jiang Yu is dead, his soul is broken, and he has to do tasks to live.

Later, the Heavenly Dao and the system demon spirits of the three thousand planes cried like dogs.

Jiang Yu: There are too many weak chickens, and they can’t do things well.

Jiang Yu (pulling out his sword with no expression on his face): It’s better to kill…

A certain Bai: Yu Bao, don’t move, let me come!

Demon Spirit: Host, you are here to do a mission, not to kill! ! !

Jiang Yu: Ah, I’m invincible again.

Ruan Ruan, the fox spirit who has been practicing for thousands of years,

In order to create a human form in the modern age where spiritual energy is thin,

Travel through three thousand small worlds and help yourself practice.

The male god of this world,

Always make the little fox beat his heart!

Hua Wu has been a villain in the Space-Time Alliance for many years, laying a foundation for the success of countless protagonists. Seeing that she was about to save enough points for retirement, she was forced to continue working as a guarantor to pay off her debts because her bad friends owed huge amounts of points and ran away.

Work is work, but no one told her that she has to change department!

When Hua Wu, who has outstanding achievements and was selected as the best villain every year, turned into a heroine… Everyone just wants her to retire as soon as possible.

Alliance: You are a heroine now, please control your behavior and don’t rob the villains of their jobs.

Hua Wu is full of apologies: Sorry, I’m used to being a villain. I will pay attention next time.

The Alliance watches her say sorry while pressing people on the ground and falls into silence.

Alliance: Do the villain’s work, so that the villain has no work to do, very good.

Hua Wu: You can consider me a villain.

Villain: Goodbye!

Hua Wu politely says ‘goodbye’ and give a big gift package – if you don’t do it, then die.

The little snow fairy Tan Mo was about to transform but was taken away, and reincarnated as the beloved little daughter of Tan’s family.

It wasn’t until she discovered that she had become the sad cannon fodder that she had seen from Master’s world mirror in her previous life. After being used as a stepping stone to marry Wei Keri by her cousin in Green Tea, she was even more murdered.

Her parents turned white all night, and the three older brothers avenged her but were ruined and ended in a miserable end.

But since she is here in this life, no one should want to hurt her family at all!

Tan Mo: Play green tea with me? Today, let you see the tea art of the top-level bosses!

Reporter: Wei Shao, what do you admire most about your wife?

Wei Zhiqian: Kind and lovely, so pure and unpretentious.

Reporter: Talk about your new film, which is regarded as a masterpiece by the audience. How did you create such an awesome script?

Brother Tan: No, no, I didn’t actually write the script, but she wanted to keep a low profile and refused to sign.

Reporter: Tan Tian Wang, your new song has come out, immediately sweeping the top of the global charts, the composition of lyrics and music is simply amazing.

Brother Tan: Where and where, the lyrics and music were actually created by someone who is very important to me. Without her, this song would not have been successful. But she kept a low profile and refused to sign.

Reporter: Talking about the painter, your painting was sold at a ten-figure price as soon as it came out. I wonder where the inspiration came from?

Brother Tan: It’s all because of her.

reporter:……

Talking about the eldest brother, the second elder brother, and the third elder brother: My younger sister has always helped us in this way without asking for anything in return.

Wei Zhiqian: Tan Mo is so innocent, without my protection, she would not be bullied to death by those green tea white lotus.

Everyone: Fall! Who is bullying who on earth!

Lin Yanxi thought she had only left after spending two years in the barracks, but she did not expect that the charm of this camouflage green is so different, maybe it will last a lifetime after wearing it!

As the first refined sugar in the Three Realms, Su Tang was so sweet that anyone who saw her wanted to eat her. Among the people chasing her in the mountains and wilds, only the Immortal Xianzun Muli, who is as clear as a stream does not like sweets, and he won’t let others eat her!

Su Tang happily followed Mu Li back to the palace, and even followed his reincarnation to the next worlds. But who can tell her what happened to the reincarnation of Mu Li, who is said to not love sugar in every possible way?

In his first life, the sickly beauty whispered to her in paranoia, “Su Tang, you are mine. You can’t escape from me.”

In his second life, the lonely boy rushed to her softly and acted like a baby, “Tang Tang, I’m very good. Please like me. Okay?”

In the nth life, the cruel demon chuckled softly at her, “Tangtang, I am very easy to be fed, but I don’t like sugar. Would you like to consider feeding me?”

Su Tang hugged herself and shivered. She believed this ghost?! His reincarnations are liars! con man! ! !

Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old.

But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest.

He is so handsome.

Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins ​​in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam.

Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body…

Theater one:

Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema.

classmate:”……”

Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now?

Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation?

You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village.

Theater two:

The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two.

He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her:

“Are you sure you only look at my face?”

“I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”