My name is John, a corporate slave ripped off by an unscrupulous boss. Working late into the night, I was driving along the highway, hoping to find some relief by "de-stressing on the road," but I was completely blown away! Before I died, I wished to be the stud king of adult entertainment, but the idiotic system forced me into One Piece!

Even worse, this idiotic system is just a repeater! Five perks to choose from? I'll just go with the safest option—Lucci's physical abilities! Starting as a Marine? Safe! But I woke up in Marinford, a small-time Marine.

Looking at the stats on the panel, feeling the explosive force within me, I laughed. Navy? Not even a dog! Celestial Dragons, Im… I'm going to tear this shit apart!

That very day! I decided to defect! Unleashing all six styles, I confronted the Vice Admiral, overturned the warship, and became famous across the seas!

Target: Alabasta! Nico Robin, I've got it reserved! A desert duel with Crocodile, the Shichibukai? One-punch knockout! Robin's return? CP9 is Robin's nightmare? I'll kill them before it's too late! Lucci? Even in leopard form, I'll beat you down!

The Battle of Marineford? Akainu wants to kill someone? I'll take the magma punch! Blackbeard wants to take advantage of the situation? I'll kill a few of your officers! Whitebeard asks for your help? Captain, I'll take it!

Leading Whitebeard's remnants into Wano Country, he's looking for advanced Armament Haki Ryuo? Learn! Conqueror's Haki? Awaken! Is Whitebeard's sword, Ame no Murakumo, too heavy? Melt it down and reforge it, specifically to defeat Kaido!

As the new Four Emperors ascend the throne, atop Kaido's head, a 4.6 billion bounty resounds throughout the New World! Robin, my vice-captain and beloved, stands shoulder to shoulder with me at the summit of Peace. World Government? Im? Wait, my fist is coming!

The invincible rebel navy at the beginning,

Marinford...

"Gulala, Ace, are you okay?" Whitebeard stood at the bow of the Moby Dick and looked at the execution platform.

"Whitebeard! You've come as expected, and this time you're destined to never come back!" Zhan Guo shouted at Whitebeard.

"Oh? Going but never coming back? I'm afraid that's not up to you." A blond boy moved and appeared beside Whitebeard.

"Who are you?" Zhan Guo looked at Leiduo in confusion.

"Edward Reardo!" The young man waved his staff, creating a strange phenomenon in the sky and on earth.

"Gulalalala, let's have a big fight today, brothers!" Whitebeard activated the Tremor-Tremor Fruit, causing a huge tsunami.

……

As the youngest chef ever to headline a state banquet, Yun Ting wakes up to find himself adrift in the ocean, accompanied by a giant panda named Po and a blue-and-white British shorthair named Tom. Unexpectedly, this is all a prank by a ruthless system, leaving Yun Ting to conquer his guests with his culinary skills! P.S.: Because the previous plot isn't well-controlled, those who don't want to read One Piece can start from Chapter 68.

The era of the great pirates.

The sea is surging, the strong are destroying the sky and the earth, and they are fighting each other. It really makes people——

Can’t get up!

I, Rusilu Cullo, twenty-four years old, my biggest dream:

Live this life safely!

Journeying through the world of pirates, Raynor joyfully acquires the power of the Blue Curse, becoming the fourth leader of the Beasts Pirates and earning the nickname "Moon Scourge." He'd hoped to relax and enjoy himself, but he saw the people of Oni Island in dire straits and the beasts infamous. This wouldn't work. Once the protagonist, Luffy, arrives, Kaido will be finished, and so will he! Thus, Rune's style shifts dramatically: using gravity to move mountains, reclaim the sea, and build new cities, while using an iron fist and wisdom to restore order and benefit the people. Did Quinn become a public welfare scientist? Did Jin find a new faith? Did Yamato learn to govern? Until one day, the liberated islands cried out in unison, "Thank you, Lord Moon Scourge! You are Nika, the bringer of dawn and freedom!" Raynor, in the middle of a drinking contest with Kaido, suddenly trembled: "Wait a minute! I came here to enjoy myself, how did I become a revolutionary lamp... No, Nika?

Su Chen, transported to the pirate world with a magician's legacy, learns most of the magic before encountering Luffy, newly at sea, and accepts an invitation from the future Pirate King. How will this dazzling and magical magic collide with those wondrous Devil Fruits? Nami, let me strengthen your Wind Magic! Usopp, would you like to learn about the Magic Bow and various attribute ammunition? Sanji, would you like some premium ingredients from around the world? And invisibility magic? Hey, Robin, everyone has their own purpose. If you don't even have the courage to try, you don't deserve happiness! Would Luffy and the others, strengthened by Su Chen, still have to watch Ace being killed during the Battle of Marineford? All regrets will be made right!

【Follow the ship flow】【I am a navy all by myself】【System】

Ike, who was thought to be able to persuade Luffy to give up being a pirate, got on Luffy's ship instead. The worst thing was that he awakened the Justice Navy System. Fortunately, there was a letter of appointment from the Private Navy given by Garp, which turned all the just deeds done by the Straw Hat Pirates into the achievements of the Private Navy.

Arlong: So what if the Straw Hat defeated me? I'm still wanted.

Ike: Huh? We're a civilian navy, just flying the crossbones. Why are we wanted? One phone call and the warrant is immediately rescinded.

Crocodile: The Straw Hat Pirates are also in Alabasta, why doesn’t the Navy arrest them?

Navy High Commander: Hmm? They're a civilian navy, not pirates.

World Government: The Straw Hat Pirates destroyed Judicial Island and were immediately arrested.

Ike: Who said that? It was Spandam, that idiot, who pressed the Golden Den Den Mushi and destroyed Judicial Island. Our civilian navy was only there to eliminate Spandam, the culprit who destroyed Judicial Island.

Lu Ming used to regard the Celestial Dragons as termites and scum. When he traveled to One Piece and became a Celestial Dragon, he found that being a Celestial Dragon was really nice. He could drink the best wine, play with the best women, and command the admirals to come and go at will. The only thing that made Lu Ming dissatisfied was that there were too many people sharing power with him. So Lu Ming sprayed his hair with hairspray and stood in the sky of the holy land of Mary Geoise: "This world only needs one Celestial Dragon!" PS: More women, more Celestial Dragons

The navy is the navy of the people, not a tool for the Five Elders to make profits." "Justice is not an empty document." "The fruits of justice cannot be produced in rotten soil." Heath stood on the world stage and spoke passionately, with the new three admirals sitting behind him: Ace, with freckles all over his face, was blowing the flames. "Ace, be serious!!" Sabo next to him said dissatisfiedly. ... Luffy in the stands widened his eyes, "Hey, this is not right!!" Garp, who was eating a donut, punched down, "No, no, no, this is absolutely right!!" - Aokiji: Maybe this man can practice true justice. Kizaru: Young people nowadays are so scary! Fujitora: I am willing to bet on Heath.

When the socially awkward former Water Pillar Tomioka Giyu suddenly travels to the world of One Piece and is forced to bind to a baffling "Interpersonal Communication Manual" system, witnessing the Straw Hat Kid on the execution platform, about to be executed by Buggy, saving him, breaking the platform, and becoming entangled seem like the natural progression. Luffy: "Wow! What a cool move! Be my partner!" When the taciturn Giyu encounters the most free-spirited pirate group, this sea is destined to be turbulent by the least chatty swordsman. ... "Let's have a party, Giyu!" [Interpersonal Communication Manual] [Target: Monkey D. Luffy] [Status: Extremely Excited] [Preferences: Throwing parties, hanging on to the host] [Suggestion: ... (Analysis impossible)] Right now, that rubber boat captain is swinging from my only arm. What should I do now...