[No system] [Single female lead or no female lead] [White Crew] [Life Fruit] [Great swordsman] [Dual Devil Fruit] [Strategic alliance] (The Rumble-Rumble Fruit is given to the Navy; please do not read if you dislike this.)

Shako, a seasoned office worker, accidentally died from electrocution while slacking off at work and watching One Piece. His soul was transported to the One Piece world and he was rescued by Whitebeard. He eventually recognized the pirate as his father, changed his name to Shako, and became Edward Newgate's eldest son and the vice-captain of the Whitebeard Pirates.

Shaq: "Hahaha, that old devil Im's era was called Whitebeard!"

Whitebeard: "Gurarararararar, what do I, an old man in my seventies or eighties, know? If you have something to say, go talk to my good-for-nothing son."

Decades after Whitebeard reigned supreme over the seas, people were astonished to discover that this old man showed no signs of aging. Even more terrifying was that if anyone coveted his throne, they would be met with devastating attacks and the whispers of a demon.

"Hahaha, what kind of Tom, Dick, or Harry dares to disrespect my old man?!" (The synopsis is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)

My name is Bai Ye. I run a small stall in Windmill Village and work part-time as a dimensional intermediary.

One day, the naval hero Garp complained that my senbei was awful and tried to overturn my stall.

I threw him into the otherworld instance!

[Ding! Client selected: Monkey D. Garp!]

[Dungeon generating... Dungeon World: Naruto!]

[Mission Objective: Survive the Third Raikage's offensive, or defeat him!]

Garp: "You brat! What kind of hell have you brought me to?!"

Me: (Legged back) "A VR experience for one million Berries, what a steal!"

[Ding! Dungeon cleared! Clearance rating: S+!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the SSS-rank reward: The Perfect Jinchuriki of the Eight-Tails!]

[Congratulations on obtaining the S-rank reward: Lightning Release Chakra Mode!]

Feeling the surging lightning and tailed beast chakra within my body, I laughed out loud.

Who should be thrown in next? Whitebeard? Or one of the Five Elders?

(No way, letting others fight to the death while I get the rewards? This system is too awesome!)

The protagonist, Dicas, is transported to the world of One Piece and becomes a stray cat. Just when he is lamenting the tragedy and helplessness of life, the strongest cat god system descends. Watch how the protagonist improves his strength, how he uses the system to summon cats from the anime in his memories, and how he leads them to make a name for themselves in the sea world and make a name for their cat clan.

Rainbow Cat: "Let me, Rainbow Cat, the greatest swordsman of the cat clan, learn about the swordsmanship of this world."

Doraemon: "Rainbow Cat, wait a minute, let me get out the Lightning Ball to help you."

Dorami: "Wait a minute, brother, watch me use the shock gun in my left hand and the air cannon in my right to help you."

Meow: "I can do anything except catch Pikachu."

Talking Tom: "Me too. I'm invincible except for catching Jerry."

Star Cat: "Come and experience the charm of martial arts, magic, and wisdom. Here I come."

Abu: "Let's forget about the above. How about I show our enemies what the combination of technology and strength really means?"

Stingy Cat: "Come and experience the power of this Cat King's Explosive Red Fang."

Black Cat Sheriff: "I bet your bullets won't curve."

Blue Cat: "Hehe, do you know why I'm the leader of the Dragon Riders?"

Gatomon: "Let me destroy you in the name of the angels."

Tomorrow's Bright Moon: "We, the cat clan, will remove all obstacles."

Xiaoqing: "Let me tell you what it means to overcome strength with softness?"

Sugar: "Do you know what it means to break through force with speed? It's simple, just let me eat my fill of fish balls."

Whirlwind Claw: "I am the number one constable in the world."

The world of One Piece is silent and shocked.

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

[Change to single order + follow-up shipment + no system]

Starting from the East Blue Saga, the story will still follow the original plot after the main characters join the group. The main plot will not be changed, but each sub-saga will be appropriately changed according to the butterfly effect brought about by the main characters joining (most of the dialogues are written by myself and will not follow the original work).

Gan Yu's strength wasn't invincible at first; it gradually recovered later. However, she was always the strongest on the ship, but she wouldn't take action very often.

This story is lighthearted and tries to stay true to the style of the original work, with a fast pace that combines battles with everyday conversations.

P.S.: Two to three updates a day, the exact time is uncertain.

(Navy side + single female lead + funny + not invincible in the early stage)

Morin, a corporate slave who died suddenly in the company toilet in his previous life, was reborn in the world of One Piece. His life goals became extremely clear: stay away from internal competition, get off work on time, and fish in peace!

Pet Fishing: A greedy cat who can rebel on the spot for grilled fish. His daily routine is to turn into a cat-eared girl and command the ice sculpture version of his owner to give him a massage

Adjutant Kraft: Maureen's personal nanny and number one victim. His life's highlight was being recognized as the Navy's Chief Poop Scooper.

From then on, Morin began his hard-working and hardworking life under Akainu.

When a slacking boss meets a crappy teammate, when a fishing guy meets an overworked guy, the most hilarious daily life of the navy begins!

Want to be a freeloader? Start with the concept-based [Sloth Fruit] and become invincible!

Sleeping while working, your Observation Haki will automatically cultivate! Punching in and slacking off, your Armament Haki will instantly max out! Conqueror Haki? That's not necessary!

Akainu, the boss, was furious: "Levi! If you slack off again, I'll send you to the New World!"

Levi turned over and said, "Marshal...it's so troublesome. The journey is too far...I'm too lazy to go."

During the Battle of Marineford, the world was collapsing and the sky was breaking, but he was sleeping soundly under the execution platform.

A fatal attack came at him, and he turned over unconsciously... Boom! The attack was gone!

Marshal Zhan Guo collapsed, holding his head. "Quick! Wake up Levi! Let him finish the fight before he goes back to sleep!!"

This book is also known as: "The Navy's No. 1 Slacker King, Akainu Was Furious at Me," "Navy King? No, I'm the Sleeping King," and "My Justice is Punctual Check-in."

Following the ship, sand sculpture, killing Momonosuke, plus all kinds of private goods...

Even if you feel bad, there is no need to scold me...

This should be a funny article...

The protagonist's devil fruit has its own consciousness. If you don't like it, then you are not destined to have it, so there is no need to come in and scold me...

I can't live here, I want to change my name but I can't, I'm very sad...

The battle strength setting is indeed very confusing, just think that the protagonist is 50-50 with Hatake...

I worked so hard to set up things for your happiness...

It's not for the big guys to come and play and everyone else to find fault...

I don't know what to say, so I'll just wish everyone a happy new year in advance...

Happy New Year……

When the socially awkward former Water Pillar Tomioka Giyu suddenly travels to the world of One Piece and is forced to bind to a baffling "Interpersonal Communication Manual" system, witnessing the Straw Hat Kid on the execution platform, about to be executed by Buggy, saving him, breaking the platform, and becoming entangled seem like the natural progression. Luffy: "Wow! What a cool move! Be my partner!" When the taciturn Giyu encounters the most free-spirited pirate group, this sea is destined to be turbulent by the least chatty swordsman. ... "Let's have a party, Giyu!" [Interpersonal Communication Manual] [Target: Monkey D. Luffy] [Status: Extremely Excited] [Preferences: Throwing parties, hanging on to the host] [Suggestion: ... (Analysis impossible)] Right now, that rubber boat captain is swinging from my only arm. What should I do now...

Naruto gets a hang-up system! Just lying down makes you stronger, but Naruto, who should have been lying down, says, "Lie down? Lie down!" Everyone loves fox spirits!

Konoha Hokage, Hokage Assistant, Hokage Disciple, Ninja World Rebel, Otherworldly Otsutsuki...

Naruto, who is familiar with the plot, said that if he didn't have some strength, the fox spirit in his home would have been abducted long ago!

In order to protect the fox spirit and himself, Naruto, who has long been fed up with all this, decides to change the ninja world!

AFK to upgrade the Uzumaki bloodline, transform into Red-Haired Shanks, destroy the Hidden Grass Village, and rescue Karin and her daughter!

Go idle to gain ice attribute chakra, transform into Aokiji, save Keisha from the Kingdom of Waves, and awaken the Kingdom of Waves!

He got the power of Indra by hanging up, transformed into an Uchiha orphan, and discussed important matters with Orochimaru. The plan to collapse Konoha was set by the Seventh Hokage!

Go idle to gain Wood Release Chakra, transform into a Thousand-Handed Orphan, eliminate the Hokage's assistants, and lay the foundation for your future advancement!

The power of Ashura in the body, the power of Ashura + the power of Indra = the power of the Six Paths. Get the power of the Six Paths, become an Otsutsuki, open the seal of Kaguya, I think this Kaguya is still charming!

Many years later, Naruto, who had integrated many countries and transformed into Otsutsuki, waved his hand and said: Unification!