Follow the ship, don't enter if you don't like it [extremely funny] [guaranteed to be good] [Straw Hat Pirates Nightmare] [Momonosuke must be cured]

Will travels through the pirate world.

He is chased by the devil fruit ability user at the beginning. How can he, an ordinary person, and a dying deer deal with it?

Ding!

Congratulations to the host for activating the extremely serious psychological shadow system of the genius doctor saving people.

Saving people and causing psychological shadows will randomly gain an ability from the other party!

Brother, you are being chased, don't make trouble, give me something.

Ding Novice gift package reward antidote x1

Antidote: Instantly remove all food poisoning effects.

Will: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴

Good news, there is a system. Bad news, the system is useless!

…

In the war at the top, everyone looked at Ace who had been pierced, and their eyes were full of tears!

Will: "Hold your tears, hold them first, it's just a fatal injury, there's still hope."

Not long after, looking at the Whitebeard members crying loudly because of Whitebeard's tragic death, Will spoke again.

"Hold your tears again, hold them again, it's still possible to save him, it's still possible to save him!"

From then on, Will began his pretentious way.

Aokiji: "I have a broken leg in my hand, he told me to eat whatever I want to supplement, should I eat it?"

Whitebeard: "This kid is a thief of welding, don't ask me how I know!"

Kizaru, who was in charge of hunting Will, thought it would be easy to hunt a doctor?

But at this time, he looked at Will who was suffocating him with his domineering color, and a thousand horses galloped through his heart.

"You told me this is a doctor?"

"Second uncle, I can also cure my facial paralysis, come and try it, right?"

(Devil Fruits + Haki + hand-to-hand combat; dual strong leads)

A teenage boy transmigrates into the vast world of pirates and refuses to accept a world ravaged by them: “Let me save it.”

Kaido, beaten down by his fists, admits, “As expected, Haki stands above all. Noah, kill me.”

Hawkeye Mihawk, battle intent surging: “Noah, let me witness the spirit of the world’s strongest.”

As Pangaea Castle begins to crumble, Noah declares to the world:

“It isn’t—nor should it be—the pirates who save the world, but the Marines. And I’ll tell you this: the Celestial Dragons will bleed, and they will die.”

Su Chen traveled to the pirate world with a magician's inheritance.

After learning most of the magic, he met Luffy who had just set sail and accepted the invitation from the future Pirate King.

What kind of collision will occur between the gorgeous and magical magic and those magical devil fruits?

Nami, come here, let me strengthen your wind-type celestial magic!

Usopp, do you know about the magic bow and various attribute ammunition?

Sanji, do you want some top-quality ingredients from around the world? And some invisibility magic?

Hey, Robin, everyone has their own meaning of existence. If you don't even have the courage to try, you don't deserve happiness at all!

After being strengthened by Su Chen, would Luffy and others still watch Ace being killed during the Battle of Marineford?

All regrets will be made up!

[Original Nature-Type Popo Fruit] [Veteran of the Roger Pirates] [Gold, Silver, Bronze, and Iron] [Supreme Orange Juice] [The First User of the Face Fruit]…

As a witness and firsthand experience of both the old and new eras, Kyle’s achievements are countless, but when it comes to turning points in his life, he can’t help but recall an afternoon when he was six years old.

“A… Ace?!”

No, no!

Sorry, sir, I didn’t recognize you just now!

This is clearly Ace’s father—young Gol D. Roger!

“Little Kyle, I’ve taken a fancy to you! Are you interested in going out to sea with us? Let’s see what the ocean really looks like!”

The legendary succubus unleashed her power, and the only thing she could hold back was this↑

…

Decades later, during the Battle of Marineford, a mature, middle-aged handsome uncle descended from the sky.

“Ah, Mina-san, excuse me, it’s time for my naughty nephew to go home for dinner!”

Want to be a freeloader? Start with the concept-based [Sloth Fruit] and become invincible!

Sleeping while working, your Observation Haki will automatically cultivate! Punching in and slacking off, your Armament Haki will instantly max out! Conqueror Haki? That's not necessary!

Akainu, the boss, was furious: "Levi! If you slack off again, I'll send you to the New World!"

Levi turned over and said, "Marshal...it's so troublesome. The journey is too far...I'm too lazy to go."

During the Battle of Marineford, the world was collapsing and the sky was breaking, but he was sleeping soundly under the execution platform.

A fatal attack came at him, and he turned over unconsciously... Boom! The attack was gone!

Marshal Zhan Guo collapsed, holding his head. "Quick! Wake up Levi! Let him finish the fight before he goes back to sleep!!"

This book is also known as: "The Navy's No. 1 Slacker King, Akainu Was Furious at Me," "Navy King? No, I'm the Sleeping King," and "My Justice is Punctual Check-in."

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)

Liu Yishou accidentally drifted into the world of pirates and obtained a strange pentagram array that could summon characters from another world.

His first partner turned out to be Wolf!

From now on, he will take Gray Wolf and other companions to travel freely in the world of pirates.

Naval Headquarters - Marineford

Sengoku: "Hey, Heya, what's this? You're joining in the fun too? What a fitting ally!"

"Ah, Marshal, you've misunderstood. We're not like that," the person whose name was mentioned stroked Perga's mane and responded with a chuckle.

"Oh? So you are... This isn't a place where you can change your mind based on the wind."

Sigh—Heya was a little helpless.

Sure enough, it must be because of the beard!

Heya: "Are we really that different? You have to take some responsibility for that, Dad—"

"Gurararara, isn't it great that you look like your mother?" The white-bearded man couldn't help but laugh out loud as he glanced at his youngest son, who was leaning closer with a resentful expression.

navy:???!

………

"Oh well, I'll just introduce myself anyway."

Edward Hea

"This is my name."

...

P.S.: I recently got hooked on One Piece, and my brainstorming session with friends about how the Whitebeard Pirates could continue to exist at sea led us to the conclusion that they needed a successor, haha.

P.S.: I really like mystery and always wanted to write related fanfiction, but I ended up in the One Piece fandom, so this strange stuff came out. (Private message: Masai, wadsweetie, it wasn't intentional.)

PPPS:CP Uta

[No system] [Single female lead or no female lead] [White Crew] [Life Fruit] [Great swordsman] [Dual Devil Fruit] [Strategic alliance] (The Rumble-Rumble Fruit is given to the Navy; please do not read if you dislike this.)

Shako, a seasoned office worker, accidentally died from electrocution while slacking off at work and watching One Piece. His soul was transported to the One Piece world and he was rescued by Whitebeard. He eventually recognized the pirate as his father, changed his name to Shako, and became Edward Newgate's eldest son and the vice-captain of the Whitebeard Pirates.

Shaq: "Hahaha, that old devil Im's era was called Whitebeard!"

Whitebeard: "Gurarararararar, what do I, an old man in my seventies or eighties, know? If you have something to say, go talk to my good-for-nothing son."

Decades after Whitebeard reigned supreme over the seas, people were astonished to discover that this old man showed no signs of aging. Even more terrifying was that if anyone coveted his throne, they would be met with devastating attacks and the whispers of a demon.

"Hahaha, what kind of Tom, Dick, or Harry dares to disrespect my old man?!" (The synopsis is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)

The protagonist, Dicas, is transported to the world of One Piece and becomes a stray cat. Just when he is lamenting the tragedy and helplessness of life, the strongest cat god system descends. Watch how the protagonist improves his strength, how he uses the system to summon cats from the anime in his memories, and how he leads them to make a name for themselves in the sea world and make a name for their cat clan.

Rainbow Cat: "Let me, Rainbow Cat, the greatest swordsman of the cat clan, learn about the swordsmanship of this world."

Doraemon: "Rainbow Cat, wait a minute, let me get out the Lightning Ball to help you."

Dorami: "Wait a minute, brother, watch me use the shock gun in my left hand and the air cannon in my right to help you."

Meow: "I can do anything except catch Pikachu."

Talking Tom: "Me too. I'm invincible except for catching Jerry."

Star Cat: "Come and experience the charm of martial arts, magic, and wisdom. Here I come."

Abu: "Let's forget about the above. How about I show our enemies what the combination of technology and strength really means?"

Stingy Cat: "Come and experience the power of this Cat King's Explosive Red Fang."

Black Cat Sheriff: "I bet your bullets won't curve."

Blue Cat: "Hehe, do you know why I'm the leader of the Dragon Riders?"

Gatomon: "Let me destroy you in the name of the angels."

Tomorrow's Bright Moon: "We, the cat clan, will remove all obstacles."

Xiaoqing: "Let me tell you what it means to overcome strength with softness?"

Sugar: "Do you know what it means to break through force with speed? It's simple, just let me eat my fill of fish balls."

Whirlwind Claw: "I am the number one constable in the world."

The world of One Piece is silent and shocked.