When the unpredictable Old Ones awakened, bringing their black mist and crimson moon, the world plunged into an eternal night of decadence. Less than 10% of humanity remained, huddled in the steam-belching Brass City. They exploited the Destiny Dimension to enter horrific dungeons and acquire extraordinary powers, yet they lingered on, on the brink of extinction. Then, the writer stepped forward. "Only the Old Ones can defeat the Old Ones!" Li En, a pink, oval-shaped cell cluster, consulted his diary, his two tiny tentacles alternating in front as he pondered deeply. "So, this is why I was summoned here?"
【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."
After traveling to Tokyo, Lin Chen became a handsome monk in Qingquan Temple, and was flirted with by countless female pilgrims every day.
He originally thought that this was just an ordinary parallel world.
Until this day.
"Mage, the Slit-Mouthed Woman has appeared recently, you must be careful!"
Lin Chen didn't take it seriously. Haha, what era is this? Still using this kind of trick to chat up girls? How childish!
In the evening, when he came back after eating ramen.
A woman wearing a mask and holding a pair of scissors asked him.
"Do you think I'm beautiful?"
Lin Chen said without hesitation: "Beautiful."
When she took off her mask, a hideous crack was revealed.
"What do you think now?"
Lin Chen: “????”
At this moment, the system awakened.
"Host, please choose: 1. Forcefully kiss the woman with a slit mouth, reward: Arhat Dharmakaya. 2. Appeal to her emotions and reason, reward: Speedy Legs. 3. You are truly ugly, reward: Leave your body intact."
P.S. This book is also known as "One Punch Master in the Sakura," "Kayako, You Don't Want Toshio to Get into Trouble, Do You?", "Hachisha-sama's Loving Monk," and "Hanako the Ghost Child Wants Chicken Bang Bang." ...
That year I woke up from underground, with the earth as my blanket and silence as my sleep.
A few years later,
…
A group of monsters from the mountains came to meet me, and I sat alone on the tower to spend the night.
Spring is the season of rebirth. The monsters of the swamp forest begin to stir. The demihumans along the reedy riverbanks sharpen sticks and build traps, waiting for prey. Human adventurers in the north carefully examine their wands and potions, preparing for a new year of exploration. In the shadows, the slime they regard as their prey watches all this unfold. It waits. Once its flying sword is forged, its dao is complete, and its foundation for another self is established, then its True Immortal Slime will be born. [Farming] [Easy]
Uesugi Tetsu traveled to Japan and discovered that he could draw cards to transform into demons and monsters from historical legends.
Moreover, all the evil spirits and monsters in the world can turn into ashes after death, providing support for his next card drawing.
【Laughing Prajna】
[Onmyoji's evaluation: A little demon who scares children for fun. Only his body is slightly strong. Not a concern.]
【……】
【Hundred Eyes Ghost】
[Onmyoji's evaluation: Born with a hundred eyes, while possessing captivating illusions, he lacks physical strength. He poses little threat.]
【……】
【Guhuo Bird】
[Onmyoji's evaluation: A nine-headed demon, its fire incinerates everything, capable of transforming into a human form and entering the mortal world! Extremely threatening!]
【……】
【Zhu Jiuyin】
Onmyoji's evaluation: ...
The ordinary world that fell into the abyss thousands of years ago has surfaced and reconnected with the human world. This was originally a golden age of demons and strange stories.
The hegemons of the times since ancient times are eager to take the initiative - the Twelve Crowned Ones are ordered to travel the world; Shuten-doji arrives with a vast kingdom; Aoandon attempts to once again start the Night Parade of One Hundred Demons; the Warring States daimyos raise their flags and mobilize their armies...
Unfortunately, Uesugi Che, who also possessed countless demonic talents, opened his eyes and separated the yin and yang.
He shook his head and sighed:
"You only know how powerful I am now."
"But I don't know——"
"How many good brothers turned into a handful of ashes and fell on the road I came here."
【Non-routine article】【Not brainless】【Urban superpowers】【College style】
It is said that the gods will give some people a playing card with "superpowers" on the day they turn 18.
52 types of playing cards, 52 types of super powers.
Those who obtain the supernatural playing cards will be allowed to enter the best supernatural school.
School Beauty: I have the Queen of Spades, which can transform into various weapons!
Rich second generation: My dad has a Jack of Diamonds, which can give me unlimited money!
And somewhere, a young man took his playing cards and used all 52 superpowers.
Everyone was shocked.
"What's your brand?"
The boy looked at it:
"Um……"
You are the busiest in the circus and the craziest in Gotham City.
You stand guard in front of McDonald's, the jokers in the playing cards.
"Please look at the title."
In the Age of Supernatural, everyone can awaken their talents, pursue extraordinary professions, and gain supreme power. High school student Jiang He awakens the talent [Time Transfer], allowing him to summon his future selves from different timelines to the present as Heroic Spirits, gaining access to their future selves' talents and skills. Thus, one Heroic Spirit after another makes his debut: the [Savior], who awakens the weakest of talents yet saves humanity from the end; the [Starbreaker], possessing an infinitely evolving body, battles the myriad races of the stars; the [Abyss Lord], [World Destroyer], [Conqueror], [Symbol of Peace], [Mechanical Devil], who can contract demons and ultimately rule the endless abyss... When Heroic Spirits and Evil Spirits gather, countless timelines converge. Rejoice! A being who controls endless timelines has been born...
Ruan Hu became a demon. He turned into a beast on the ridge of the palace, staring at the mortals all day long.
On the first day, he watched the emperor listen to the poem in the imperial garden.
On the second day, he watched the emperor watch the dance and listen to the music in the palace.
The emperor changed beauties one after another, and they had fun every night.
His words could decide life and death, and he could take and give.
On the fourth day, Ruan Hu pushed the emperor into the lake.
He became the emperor.
Myths shatter, secret realms emerge; vast fantasies descend into reality.
This is an era where cards rule everything.
Aki, carrying a treasure trove of myths from across global civilizations, merges with his parallel self, traveling to this lost planet and forging his own deck for the Age of Gods.
[Saint Joan of Arc] (Purple ✩✩✩✩) + "Savior Ideal" concept sublimated → [Agent of World Redemption] (Sky Silver with Purple ✩✩✩✩✩✩)
[God King Zeus] (Red ✩✩) + "Mystical Fusion" concept infused → [Immortal God King of All Knowledge, All Power, All Seeing, and All Hearing] (Eternal Gold with Red ✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩)
[Longomyniad, Spear of Tyranny] (Orange ✩✩✩) + "Container of Humanity"
concept fusion → [Goddess of the Spear] (Orange ✩✩✩✩✩✩)
...
Many mythical figures descended into reality, and stories of the past once again shone in the human sky.
Over that millennium, alienated monsters transformed into false new gods, plunging civilization into madness and chaos.
At this moment of collapse, countless cards were thrown by a hand, turning into an immortal story book.
[Myths of all generations] + [History of civilization] = [Future of all mankind]