Dear Father Moran Anderson: Congratulations! Although you never smoked, you have been fortunate enough to be diagnosed with lung cancer at an age when your soul is still fresh. Unfortunately, your business of raising "Children of Hell" is not yet complete, and this Duke has been forced to invoke the "delayed death" clause. After all, these slippery little creatures are far less cuddly than they appear. Please ensure that they are regularly fed with delicious souls, whether human, demonic, or angelic. Don't forget to abide by the "Heaven-Hell Truce" and the "Exorcist Association Management Act." You wouldn't want Michael, Gabriel, and the others to know about our transaction, would you? If you have any further questions, you can consult this Duke directly in Hell. I look forward to the day when I can personally harvest your soul. ———Lucifer, the Arrogant Duke, you are trustworthy...

Now you are watching——

The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...

"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"

"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"

"A cat appraiser!"

At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.

But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...

Everything has changed!

"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"

"You are such a torture, kid!"

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This story begins in 2013. Mobile internet was booming, and everything familiar was undergoing rapid change. New trends emerged, challenging the traditional values of an ancient nation. It was a year of turmoil and prosperity. Some said it was a time of declining moral principles and a decline in moral values, perhaps the worst of times. Others said it was a year of vibrant energy, simplified government, and clean laws, perhaps the best of times...

Gao Shen accidentally joined a forum for strange stories.

This forum often posts strange stories, with vivid details that seem to have really happened. Users who post comments will also carefully analyze the source of the incident and how to solve it.

Users call each other "Tianshi", "Soul-calming", "Corpse-burning", "Coffin-carrying", "Exorcist Team"... The sense of immersion is too strong.

Gao Shen always thought that this was a communication website for supernatural enthusiasts until the prototype in the story appeared in the real world.

[Dark world view + suspense decryption + upgrade survival flow]

To ward off disasters and suppress misfortunes, this sneaky world needs a little surprise.

After copying comments from the folk forum and compiling the first talisman, Chen Xin knew that this surprise... was him!

[Name of talisman]: Zhenzhai·Zhuye

[Purpose]: Zhenyangzhai

[Current talisman power]: Yincha level

[Description of talisman]: Chicken, one crows in the candle night, the image of the south, the fire yang essence... (click to see more)

Myths shatter, secret realms emerge; vast fantasies descend into reality.

This is an era where cards rule everything.

Aki, carrying a treasure trove of myths from across global civilizations, merges with his parallel self, traveling to this lost planet and forging his own deck for the Age of Gods.

[Saint Joan of Arc] (Purple ✩✩✩✩) + "Savior Ideal" concept sublimated → [Agent of World Redemption] (Sky Silver with Purple ✩✩✩✩✩✩)

[God King Zeus] (Red ✩✩) + "Mystical Fusion" concept infused → [Immortal God King of All Knowledge, All Power, All Seeing, and All Hearing] (Eternal Gold with Red ✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩)

[Longomyniad, Spear of Tyranny] (Orange ✩✩✩) + "Container of Humanity"

concept fusion → [Goddess of the Spear] (Orange ✩✩✩✩✩✩)

...

Many mythical figures descended into reality, and stories of the past once again shone in the human sky.

Over that millennium, alienated monsters transformed into false new gods, plunging civilization into madness and chaos.

At this moment of collapse, countless cards were thrown by a hand, turning into an immortal story book.

[Myths of all generations] + [History of civilization] = [Future of all mankind]

Liu Yuan traveled to a martial arts world and married a stunningly beautiful wife. However, after three years of trying to conceive, his wife remained unable to conceive. Neighbors teased him, wondering if he was incapable.

The truth was, his wife was too powerful, having transcended the realm of the gods, becoming a celestial being, genetically isolated from ordinary humans.

Liu Yuan, however, felt fortunate, saving money on formula. But his genes began to evolve!

[We will do whatever it takes to survive and reproduce!]

[Even if one of us dies, there are still millions of us. Our ancestors have survived four epochs, and we must not fall here!]

[We possess an iron will and will overcome all hardships!]

[I hear the echo of life and death!] ...

"Honey, I think I'm pregnant." One day, his wife held out a pregnancy test.

Liu Yuan was startled: "No, my genes are too strong!"

"I agreed to lie down, so why are you forcing me to be a father?"

When his eldest daughter was born, his celestial bloodline awakened, and he embarked on a path to invincibility. Liu Yuan discovered that due to genetic inheritance, some of his eldest daughter's strength would be fed back to him as a father!

In the years that followed, his wife gave birth to a second and third child... The second child was a supreme demon seed, the third was a child of destiny, and the fourth was born with a divine body...

Reborn in an era of capital cultivation, where brilliant, star-like figures shine, Chen Yu isn’t the least bit worried.

Because his cheat has arrived.

But can someone tell me—what’s with this Merit Kasaya? I just wanted to harvest your negative emotions!

Who is the gifted dream-maker, the pride of Tianyuan, the top scorer in the college entrance exam, the genius of body cultivation, and the great entrepreneur?

Chen Yu: You’ve really made me suffer!

Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"

Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"

If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:

A: Break his legs and vent his anger

B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away

C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself

D: Of course choose to forgive him

Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?

Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?

Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?

Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...

ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy