The young and promising Cheng Zhu saw a question online: "If you were given a chance to go back to the past and be reborn, would you want it?"
As the most arrogant person in the circle, Cheng Zhu looked at the thousands of comments in the comment area wanting to be reborn, and directly pretended to reply "No", and attached a screenshot of the bright balance in the bank card.
But the next moment...
He was reborn!
...
This book is also known as "Don't disappoint good girls, don't waste bad girls", "Who said I just want to make money, adults don't make choices", "The prodigal son has lost his head, how to reply", "I told you to have no women in your heart, but I didn't tell you to have no women around you", etc.
Transmigrating to a parallel world with a game-making system that rewards users a hundredfold for negative reviews and refunds, Xu Mu thought, "This is it!" "It's just making games that are good on the outside but bad on the inside, right?" Xu Mu was already prepared to become the world's richest man. First up was—a Chinese-style blind date! A game that supposedly breaks down your defenses through constant licking, but what does it mean that the lead planner is actually thinking of the male audience? In this fast-paced era, all you want is to have fun, right? How about a high-difficulty game with limited backpacks, harsh weather, and requiring players to make judgments? Overwhelmingly positive reviews? Wait, how did it become "survival in the wilderness is too realistic"? I clearly made a mountaineering simulator! What's this fishing simulator? You fishing enthusiasts are really messing around! Why fish in a game instead of in real life? ——————Years later, at a game festival awards ceremony...
[Those who know about score suppression understand.]
[A charming young boy succubus with a simple-minded, almost idiotic, nature + strong female lead and weak male lead with no abuse (minor adjustments not included) + humorous, lighthearted, and abstract + multiple personalities including an older nun, princess, aunt, yandere, and tomboy...]
Introduction 1:
"You cunning and arrogant demon queen! Do you think I can defeat you and become the hero just by doing this?"
Inside the Demon King's castle, the Demon Queen patted Lin Bai's head and nodded with a smile.
"That's right! My little hero! I'm about to surrender!"
Introduction 2:
"Let me reiterate! Everything I, the hero, have done is to eliminate the Demon King, not what the newspapers say! Do they even know how to eliminate the Demon King? They're just spouting nonsense. Only I, the hero, can defeat the Demon King! That stupid female demon king even showed me a defeat CG!"
In response to the rumors circulating in the city, Lin Bai, who had been named the kingdom's number one hero by the Demon King, said this to the female team members who were giving him hostile looks.
"Hey, why are you guys looking a little strange? What, you're going to show us a defeat cutscene too?"
A large forest has all kinds of birds; a complex human heart has all kinds of people. Some repay kindness with kindness, while others repay goodwill with enmity; some are loyal to the death, while others are two-faced. Observe the affairs of the world to understand the hearts of men. All walks of life, from the three religions to the nine schools of thought, from the five trades to the eight professions, are all in *Pet Master* [Morning Breeze Paradise]
Liu Yuan traveled to a martial arts world and married a stunningly beautiful wife. However, after three years of trying to conceive, his wife remained unable to conceive. Neighbors teased him, wondering if he was incapable.
The truth was, his wife was too powerful, having transcended the realm of the gods, becoming a celestial being, genetically isolated from ordinary humans.
Liu Yuan, however, felt fortunate, saving money on formula. But his genes began to evolve!
[We will do whatever it takes to survive and reproduce!]
[Even if one of us dies, there are still millions of us. Our ancestors have survived four epochs, and we must not fall here!]
[We possess an iron will and will overcome all hardships!]
[I hear the echo of life and death!] ...
"Honey, I think I'm pregnant." One day, his wife held out a pregnancy test.
Liu Yuan was startled: "No, my genes are too strong!"
"I agreed to lie down, so why are you forcing me to be a father?"
When his eldest daughter was born, his celestial bloodline awakened, and he embarked on a path to invincibility. Liu Yuan discovered that due to genetic inheritance, some of his eldest daughter's strength would be fed back to him as a father!
In the years that followed, his wife gave birth to a second and third child... The second child was a supreme demon seed, the third was a child of destiny, and the fourth was born with a divine body...
After traveling to Tokyo, Lin Chen became a handsome monk in Qingquan Temple, and was flirted with by countless female pilgrims every day.
He originally thought that this was just an ordinary parallel world.
Until this day.
"Mage, the Slit-Mouthed Woman has appeared recently, you must be careful!"
Lin Chen didn't take it seriously. Haha, what era is this? Still using this kind of trick to chat up girls? How childish!
In the evening, when he came back after eating ramen.
A woman wearing a mask and holding a pair of scissors asked him.
"Do you think I'm beautiful?"
Lin Chen said without hesitation: "Beautiful."
When she took off her mask, a hideous crack was revealed.
"What do you think now?"
Lin Chen: “????”
At this moment, the system awakened.
"Host, please choose: 1. Forcefully kiss the woman with a slit mouth, reward: Arhat Dharmakaya. 2. Appeal to her emotions and reason, reward: Speedy Legs. 3. You are truly ugly, reward: Leave your body intact."
P.S. This book is also known as "One Punch Master in the Sakura," "Kayako, You Don't Want Toshio to Get into Trouble, Do You?", "Hachisha-sama's Loving Monk," and "Hanako the Ghost Child Wants Chicken Bang Bang." ...
【Live broadcast + Beast Taming + Daily life + Relaxed and funny + System + Beast Appraisal】
Treasure appraiser Lu Ye woke up and found that the world had entered the era of beast taming.
Just when he was considering whether to continue the live broadcast of treasure appraisal, he accidentally awakened the animal appraisal system and immediately became a glorious animal appraisal anchor.
As a result, the style of his live broadcast room became strange.
"Your two-headed snake's right head looks different from the left. It must have severe obsessive-compulsive disorder. Go back and give it a full facelift. Remember to make sure both heads look the same."
"You said your Tiankun Chicken King is depressed? Don't worry, just go back and play basketball with him, and he'll be fine. And bring him a little song to sing and dance to. It will definitely cure him."
"Your sled dog is guarding food? What? You only feed a 50-pound pet one pound of dog food every day? Feed it more."
Not only is he good at treating illnesses, but he is also good at assessing the value of pets, developing evolutionary materials, and even hybridization and breeding. Lu Ye is a jack of all trades.
A few years later, Master Lu became famous throughout Blue Star and became the world's number one beastmaster.
People still remember his catchphrase:
"Wow, your pet is really open-minded."
Now you are watching——
The live broadcast room of the number one cat appraiser on the Internet, the new-age Elvis, the cat's close friend, the cat clan's spiritual mentor, the prairie cat-stroking knight...
"Cuteness is justice, and cats bring blessings!"
"Hello everyone, my name is Chen Nian!"
"A cat appraiser!"
At the beginning, Chen Nian just wanted to be an ordinary cat appraisal anchor and make a little money.
But after a round-eared cat appeared in the live broadcast room...
Everything has changed!
"What? You said this is a stray cat you picked up?!"
"You are such a torture, kid!"
(Daily articles, single female protagonist, live broadcast, cat raising, UP host, travel, adventure, and meet more cats!)
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Reborn in an era of capital cultivation, where brilliant, star-like figures shine, Chen Yu isn’t the least bit worried.
Because his cheat has arrived.
But can someone tell me—what’s with this Merit Kasaya? I just wanted to harvest your negative emotions!
Who is the gifted dream-maker, the pride of Tianyuan, the top scorer in the college entrance exam, the genius of body cultivation, and the great entrepreneur?
Chen Yu: You’ve really made me suffer!
Ning Yuan: "A philosopher once said that the biggest trouble for people is having a good memory. If you can forget everything, how good would it be?"
Current girlfriend (sneer): "Is this the reason why your ex-girlfriend is everywhere?!?"
If one day your ex-boyfriend who ran away appeared in front of you with amnesia, what would you choose:
A: Break his legs and vent his anger
B: Chop, boat, hold your head and drift away
C: Pretend nothing happened to trick him home and keep him all to yourself
D: Of course choose to forgive him
Tsundere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a three-choice question?
Iceberg ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a multiple-choice question?
Black-hearted current girlfriend: Isn't this a sorting question?
Yandere ex-girlfriend: Isn't this a rhythm master? AAAACAAADADAB...
ps: This book has a magical fantasy background, welcome to enjoy