A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

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"Such a strong holy light, its penetration and persistence far exceed those of my people, I agree with it."

"It's just a flashlight..."

"Rare animal breeding box? It's a million times more advanced than my people's livestock technology!"

"This is a TV, it's playing Animal World."

"Electric rice cooker, the greatest invention of mankind!"

"You... you just want to eat, right? You've been back to Earth with me for so long, but you haven't learned anything except eating!"

After returning to Earth from another world, Xia Li didn't expect to meet his former enemy again.

A pure-blooded silver dragon from the world of swords and magic.

Fortunately, there is no magic on Earth, and the silver dragon has become a middle school girl.

In this modern society where the law is preached, Xia Li decided to turn the enemy into a friend.

As a result, he overdid it and accidentally turned the enemy into his wife.

Crossing over easily

Chen Zhen traveled through time and became a teacher named Yoshizakikawa in a Japanese school.

At first, he thought it was normal.

Until he found out that the girl who was bullied by his original self and came to collect rent every month was named Kayako.

Moreover, there was a classmate named Tomie who was flirting with him in a university class.

There is also a neighbor named Shirai, an autistic girl who doesn't like people calling her name.

There was also a transfer student named Sadako Yamamura who came to him one day to apply for a scholarship.

He was lost in thought;

Anyway, it's like this, why not have some fun?

"Kayako, Tomie, Sadako, let's play with the Pen Fairy!"

No system

[This is a notebook for recording strange stories][Writing any words in the notebook will sign a contract with the notebook][The contract will not become invalid unless the contractor dies][After signing the contract, you can use any pen to write strange stories in the notebook, and the strange stories you write will come true][There is only one price for signing the contract, and that is the contractor's entire future life span] A mysterious notebook, a mysterious story, and the human desire to explore the unknown will always be the best helper for the spread of strange stories...