[School plagiarism + lighthearted slice-of-life]

“You’re failing math, physics, and chemistry. You won’t get into college like that. Look at that kid next door, Gu Lu. He’s been smart since he was little. He’s also bad at those subjects, yet he still got into Peking University. They say he got a guaranteed spot through something called the 'North Cultivation Cup.' Why don’t you give it a try?”

“Mom, Gu Lu is a famous author! He wrote bestsellers like Flatland, The Convenience Store of Solace, The Human Chair… I’m just a regular rich, handsome guy. How can I possibly compare to him?!”

Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.

Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"

Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."

After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!

Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."

Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."

After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!

Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"

Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"

After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...

The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!

Chen Yuan found that he would refresh his superpowers every week.

In the first week, he saw a red number hanging on any object with life characteristics, ranging from hundreds, thousands, to tens of thousands. The smallest number he saw was a teddy with a head on its head. The number was 0.00001, and the next second it was run over by a big truck.

In the second week, he discovered that he could hear other people's thoughts without any control. Whatever the other person was thinking would be poured into his mind, which made him completely afraid to go to public places such as subway shopping malls. . Moreover, I no longer dare to look directly at the usually dull and silent woman with bangs and glasses in the back seat...

Continuously, he refreshed special abilities such as [Dream Connection] and [Body Exchange].

A few weeks later, his superpower suddenly stopped updating, and he lived peacefully for several days. Just when he thought he was finally returning to a peaceful life, a girl in a red dress stood under the ginkgo tree and said to him He tilted his head: "Can you see me?"

It is rare for a person to reach the age of thirty. The King of Hell will not invite him to go.

After the divorce, Lu Liang suddenly felt that the earth had buried him up to his neck. After all, he could hear the sound of the marquee.

Until he found out that it was a message from the future, his life changed dramatically.

...

In this world, you and I are all ordinary people.

It is also good to be an ordinary person, greedy for money, lustful, black-bellied and selfish...

[Not a single female protagonist, please enter with caution if you mind]

Sun Lien, a doctor who just started his career, wanted to become an excellent doctor. But when he came to his senses, he found that he had become a cheater.

Book friends group: 959480559 Welcome to urge for updates (although it is not very useful)

The rules for adding more are as follows

Admitted students of Peking Union Medical College, Peking University School of Medicine, Shanghai Jiaotong University School of Medicine, West China School of Medicine, Sichuan University, and Southern Medical University can join the group in exchange for an extra chapter with a photo of their admission letter. One extra chapter can be exchanged for a certificate of whole blood donation or four component blood donations within one year.

"Such a strong holy light, its penetration and persistence far exceed those of my people, I agree with it."

"It's just a flashlight..."

"Rare animal breeding box? It's a million times more advanced than my people's livestock technology!"

"This is a TV, it's playing Animal World."

"Electric rice cooker, the greatest invention of mankind!"

"You... you just want to eat, right? You've been back to Earth with me for so long, but you haven't learned anything except eating!"

After returning to Earth from another world, Xia Li didn't expect to meet his former enemy again.

A pure-blooded silver dragon from the world of swords and magic.

Fortunately, there is no magic on Earth, and the silver dragon has become a middle school girl.

In this modern society where the law is preached, Xia Li decided to turn the enemy into a friend.

As a result, he overdid it and accidentally turned the enemy into his wife.

Crossing over easily

My name is Feng Xue, I am 24 years old, imprisoned in the Beehive Prison. I have no memory of my previous life, and I don’t know if I am married or not.

I came from a time travel. I live in a single room in the prison. My cellmates and prison guards respect me very much, but I still have to work on the sewing machine until mealtime every day.

I don’t smoke, and there is no alcohol to drink in the prison. The lights are turned off at 10 o’clock in the evening. After falling asleep, I must use the gold finger to start a game of pigeon until dawn, and never miss any opportunity to inherit the power of my previous life.

The gold finger told me that my previous life was good at painting, wanted to enter the art college but failed, and then joined the army, and now I am in prison.

Now, an option appeared in front of me, asking me what to do next?

Got it, I want to write a book.

ps: Although the gold finger mode is similar to the integrated strategy of Arknights, it doesn’t matter if you haven’t played it.

[This is a notebook for recording strange stories][Writing any words in the notebook will sign a contract with the notebook][The contract will not become invalid unless the contractor dies][After signing the contract, you can use any pen to write strange stories in the notebook, and the strange stories you write will come true][There is only one price for signing the contract, and that is the contractor's entire future life span] A mysterious notebook, a mysterious story, and the human desire to explore the unknown will always be the best helper for the spread of strange stories...

My name is Asakura Kaede, I'm 17 years old, and I live in Shinjuku, Tokyo. I attend Toyonosaki Gakuen, a second-year high school student, and I also work part-time as a light novel author. I don't smoke or drink, I go to bed at 11 pm, and I need to get a full 8 hours of sleep every night... "Kaede, where are the snacks?" "...Before bed, I have to drink a glass of warm milk and then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises..." "Hurry up, I'm hungry! Get the stuff and come help me right away! And don't take the milk!!!" "..." "Once I get into bed, I fall into a deep sleep and sleep soundly until dawn, absolutely no fatigue or stress..." "Asakura Kaede!!! Hurry up and help me! I'm going to miss the deadline, I can't rest tonight! And don't play Kira Yoshikage's self-introduction over there!!!!!!!!!" This is my daily life with my manga artist girlfriend.

It's normal for them to publish a lot of Nature articles to market their movies, right?

In order to earn some initial capital, it's quite normal to persuade the Koreans to continue investing in room-temperature superconductivity, right?

It's perfectly normal for them to mine asteroids so they can get to Mars before Musk, right?

Outsiders: What exactly is normal?

Chen Yuanguang: If you could go to the future, you would also find this to be normal.

But why is this future starting to look so strange?