"What is the most crucial secret to your success today?"
Various lights shone on Chu Junhui's face, deeply imprinting his calm expression on the monument of history.
"Go for it! How can you play a martial arts game without going for it!"
...
Two word games, projecting extraordinary power into reality, turn the world upside down.
It's a cultivation game where players focus on survival and maintain a lighthearted, detached attitude towards friendship.
A martial arts game where players are all about recklessness, daring to be the first and not caring about being immortal.
[Infrastructure Development + Comedy + Non-Official History + No Female Lead]
Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler—his governance was sound, his court harmonious, his harem peaceful, and his children intelligent and filial.
Until he was struck by lightning.
From that moment on, he gained the ability to read minds, only to realize that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another!
Emperor Wei was devastated.
So, he had been such a failure as an emperor after all!
Just then, a voice drifted into his mind:
[Being an emperor is so miserable… Even a dog wouldn’t want to be one.]
Emperor Wei: ?
—
Other people who transmigrate cause chaos wherever they go.
But for Wei Yu, the Ninth Prince of Great Wei, who had been born into this world with a tablet in his mind, nothing was more blissful than lying around binge-watching dramas and reading novels.
Unfortunately, everything changed after his father got struck by lightning.
Suddenly being singled out, questioned, remembered, appointed, and entrusted with responsibilities…
By the time Wei Yu looked back, he was shocked to realize—
Somehow, this once-invisible Ninth Prince had become the most suitable candidate for Crown Prince!
Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.
Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.
Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...
"That's the theory."
Cohen Norton did not deny this.
"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."
As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.
[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]
[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]
(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)
- The following is an incomplete introduction -
"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."
"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."
"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."
...
"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"
"Cohen, don't come over here!"
[School plagiarism + lighthearted slice-of-life]
“You’re failing math, physics, and chemistry. You won’t get into college like that. Look at that kid next door, Gu Lu. He’s been smart since he was little. He’s also bad at those subjects, yet he still got into Peking University. They say he got a guaranteed spot through something called the 'North Cultivation Cup.' Why don’t you give it a try?”
“Mom, Gu Lu is a famous author! He wrote bestsellers like Flatland, The Convenience Store of Solace, The Human Chair… I’m just a regular rich, handsome guy. How can I possibly compare to him?!”
"I'm a scumbag, not a scumbag." Kobayashi Sorao reiterated, "We're a business partnership, and talking about feelings is expensive." He let Eriri be the key artist, let Kasumigaoka Utaha handle the script, let Tang Keke and his team handle the music, supplemented by ideas from another world in his mind. Restoring the glory of galgame is our responsibility! "Ryouya, you have to believe me! We are good brothers, how could I hurt you?"————
Some people are alive, but they are already dead.
Some people die, but they still have a chance to be resurrected.
"OK! All eyes on me, your revival match is here! Whoever gets the highest score in my game will be reborn!"
In the center of the magnificent stage stood an enthusiastic host.
In the challenge arena, a group of qualified reincarnators are ready to go.
"How can I prove I'm not mentally ill in the shortest amount of time?"
"If your mother and girlfriend both fell into the water at the same time, and you could only save one, how could you save both of them?"
Why has Schrödinger's cat experiment not been completed to this day?
Looking at the questions on stage, each one seemingly fraught with danger, Li Tianxiu had a bold idea.
Note: 1. Original content, infinite flow!
2. This book contains a large number of abstract, nonsensical, and morally offensive elements. If you cannot understand it, please find a doctor and complete the discharge procedures as soon as possible.
[Revival of Spiritual Energy + Cool Article + Doraemon + Big Big Wolf + Tom Cat + Heaven-defying Props + Small Activities]
Travel to a world where spiritual energy is revived and everyone is cultivating spiritual power
Chu Ming awakened his S-level talent [Trader of All Worlds]
As the name suggests, one can communicate with any living being in the heavens and worlds and make deals with them to enhance his strength.
It seems extremely powerful, but it is recognized by the world as the most useless talent.
Although you can trade with any living being, the transaction price is determined by the other party.
Those powerful creatures often bid extremely high prices, and even if the entire country were to unite their forces, the transaction would not be successful.
…
Wasteful profession?
Chu Ming felt that things were not simple.
Can you make deals with any living being in the universe?
Then...Doraemon, is that okay?
It's reasonable to exchange two pieces of Dorayaki for a powerful item, right?
…
While others are still practicing hard.
Chu Ming: "Do you need to practice these things like spells and spiritual skills? You can learn them by just eating a piece of memory bread, right?"
…
When others risk their lives to enter the secret realm to search for treasure.
Chu Ming took the "restoring light flashlight" and went around collecting all kinds of broken spiritual tools and spiritual herbs. As long as they were illuminated with the restoring light, they would immediately become intact!
Lu Xiaoran has traveled to a fantasy world and received a system, but the useless system has not been activated for a long time. Lu Xiaoran, who had no choice, could only cultivate in a low-key manner and grow steadily. However, after Lu Xiaoran had become the strongest existence in the entire sect, the dog system suddenly activated.
Lu Xiaoran: Useless system, I have already cultivated myself into a Top level Expert, you can get out of here.
System: Top level Expert? Are you a Great emperor? Are you a Saint? Are you an immortal? Or become the Supreme Being of Creation?
Lu Xiaoran: ….
It's normal for them to publish a lot of Nature articles to market their movies, right?
In order to earn some initial capital, it's quite normal to persuade the Koreans to continue investing in room-temperature superconductivity, right?
It's perfectly normal for them to mine asteroids so they can get to Mars before Musk, right?
Outsiders: What exactly is normal?
Chen Yuanguang: If you could go to the future, you would also find this to be normal.
But why is this future starting to look so strange?
The consequence of staying up late reading novels is that one day, after pulling an all-nighter, you close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character.
Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress.
As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead.
In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand.
Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead!
In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: “Big brother, I hope I didn’t scare you?”
In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: “Brother Long, please don’t hit me, okay?”
Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: “Aotian, it’s time to pay the ‘public grain’ tonight.”
Long Aotian’s legs go weak, and he feels like crying: “I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!”