"Master, it's the incompetence of the disciple that prevented you from breaking through before the deadline."
"Don't worry, your master, I can't die." Xu Fan said with a smile as he looked at his distraught apprentice.
"It's the incompetence of the disciple, I couldn't get a few more foundation pills for the master, or else..." Zongmen Tianjiao, who was kneeling on the ground, burst into tears and burst into tears for a while.
Xu Fan looked at his eldest disciple helplessly, took out a Foundation Establishment Dan and stuffed it into his mouth at will.
In an instant, five colors of divine light appeared between heaven and earth.
Li Xiao returned to his hometown, inherited a zoo, obtained a system, and started a live stream of his pleasant daily life at the zoo. He would pet tigers, tease eagles, and rescue some wild animals. Unbeknownst to him, he became known as the last cultivator on Earth.
Audience member: "This guy can communicate with animals!"
Li Xiao: "I don't understand animal language."
After saying that, he started to educate the giant panda about rare animals, letting the giant panda do whatever it wanted, regardless of what level of protection the animals were, since it was already at the maximum level!
Audience member: "The zoo director is so poor, the zoo is almost bankrupt."
Li Xiao: "I'm not poor, I'm just not interested in money."
After saying that, Li Xiao caught a bluefin tuna worth 21 million, the most expensive in the world!
Audience member: "Is the headmaster actually a cultivator?"
Li Xiao: "Young people, you must believe in science!"
After saying that, Li Xiao, holding the golden eagle cub that had fallen off the cliff, leaped down...
The newly created group number is 1062516790. It's very pink and cute, so hurry up and get on board!
[Infrastructure Development + Comedy + Non-Official History + No Female Lead]
Emperor Wei prided himself on being a wise ruler—his governance was sound, his court harmonious, his harem peaceful, and his children intelligent and filial.
Until he was struck by lightning.
From that moment on, he gained the ability to read minds, only to realize that everyone around him was two-faced, saying one thing while thinking another!
Emperor Wei was devastated.
So, he had been such a failure as an emperor after all!
Just then, a voice drifted into his mind:
[Being an emperor is so miserable… Even a dog wouldn’t want to be one.]
Emperor Wei: ?
—
Other people who transmigrate cause chaos wherever they go.
But for Wei Yu, the Ninth Prince of Great Wei, who had been born into this world with a tablet in his mind, nothing was more blissful than lying around binge-watching dramas and reading novels.
Unfortunately, everything changed after his father got struck by lightning.
Suddenly being singled out, questioned, remembered, appointed, and entrusted with responsibilities…
By the time Wei Yu looked back, he was shocked to realize—
Somehow, this once-invisible Ninth Prince had become the most suitable candidate for Crown Prince!
My name is Asakura Kaede, I'm 17 years old, and I live in Shinjuku, Tokyo. I attend Toyonosaki Gakuen, a second-year high school student, and I also work part-time as a light novel author. I don't smoke or drink, I go to bed at 11 pm, and I need to get a full 8 hours of sleep every night... "Kaede, where are the snacks?" "...Before bed, I have to drink a glass of warm milk and then do 20 minutes of stretching exercises..." "Hurry up, I'm hungry! Get the stuff and come help me right away! And don't take the milk!!!" "..." "Once I get into bed, I fall into a deep sleep and sleep soundly until dawn, absolutely no fatigue or stress..." "Asakura Kaede!!! Hurry up and help me! I'm going to miss the deadline, I can't rest tonight! And don't play Kira Yoshikage's self-introduction over there!!!!!!!!!" This is my daily life with my manga artist girlfriend.
The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees
Xing caused Tian Yuan’s first son, and then looked back at the vast mountains and seas
When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple.
A real person has a sword and a magic stick has a mouth, which is the foundation for Ji Yuan to settle down in this terrifying world.
It's normal for them to publish a lot of Nature articles to market their movies, right?
In order to earn some initial capital, it's quite normal to persuade the Koreans to continue investing in room-temperature superconductivity, right?
It's perfectly normal for them to mine asteroids so they can get to Mars before Musk, right?
Outsiders: What exactly is normal?
Chen Yuanguang: If you could go to the future, you would also find this to be normal.
But why is this future starting to look so strange?
Unexpectedly, he read a novel and gained invincible luck, which allowed him to go home after dying once. Thus, the protagonist began an endless journey of seeking death, but each time he was able to turn danger into safety and achieve good fortune!
Chen Zhen traveled through time and became a teacher named Yoshizakikawa in a Japanese school.
At first, he thought it was normal.
Until he found out that the girl who was bullied by his original self and came to collect rent every month was named Kayako.
Moreover, there was a classmate named Tomie who was flirting with him in a university class.
There is also a neighbor named Shirai, an autistic girl who doesn't like people calling her name.
There was also a transfer student named Sadako Yamamura who came to him one day to apply for a scholarship.
He was lost in thought;
Anyway, it's like this, why not have some fun?
"Kayako, Tomie, Sadako, let's play with the Pen Fairy!"
No system
In addition to the boss of Dimensional Firm, Jon holds several positions.
Part-time job 1: In the magical girl world, transform into a magical girl evol, kick the night of the witch (completed).
Part-time job 2: Incarnation of the boss in the jojo world, fired the first anti-drug shot (completed).
Part-time job 3: In the Holy Grail War, transform into a dangerous rabbit tank to pretend to be a berserker job agency to join the hunt (completed).
Part-time job 4: Guarding the smile on the face of widows and loneliness (completed).
The reason for all this is because he wants to realize the wishes of every guest, and then…
Let the people in his world understand the power of heroes.
Su Ze is a professional gamer who, by chance, comes across a disc of a life simulator while studying in Japan. He wakes up to find that ten years have passed. Not only does he have a son and a daughter, but he also has a wife named Erina Nakiri, who seems to have been accidentally brought from ten years ago. According to the simulator's first level, to return to the past, he must fulfill three goals in the life simulator: make his wife happy, and make his children successful and reputable individuals within their respective industries. When his future wife, Erina Nakiri, expresses a desire to return to a decade ago, Su Ze, who has been living a simple life, decides to defeat the game. If life is a game, then as a professional gamer, Su Ze will never lose! (Current worldviews: Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, Prison Academy, Sakurasou, etc.) This novel is also accessible to those who haven't read the original novels.