Nuwa: Fat Cat, you can usually bully those innate divine beasts and innate gods who have no backing. Who told you to insult the saint?
Don't you know your own capabilities?
Fat Cat, I don't mind if you usually go fishing, catching birds, or raiding bird nests, but who told you to go and catch Kunpeng and Dijun, and plunder the dojos of the primordial gods?
Nuwa: Fat cat, you're getting upset just because I said a few words to you.
Fat cat, why are you raising your paw? Are you going to hit me?
Bai Chen: Meow meow, I, the great god Bai Chen, love to reason with others and persuade them with virtue!
The innate gods' faces darkened, because Bai Chen's principles and morality could lead to death!
The sacred flame shines brightly!
All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!
Lin Fan transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first white cloud of the innate realm, and joined the Yunxiao Sect of the Jie Sect. After a thousand years of arduous cultivation, he finally attained the Golden Immortal Dao Fruit! Just as the Investiture of the Gods calamity was approaching, he pondered deeply how to find a glimmer of hope for the Jie Sect and reverse its destined tragic fate. Just then—Ding! [Chat group system connected.] [Ding, Han Li has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Ye Fan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xiao Yan has joined the chat group.] [Ding, Xu Qi'an has joined the chat group.] Lin Fan stared blankly at the interface that suddenly appeared in his mind, and at the group of newly formed "newbies." "Wait... System, are you lost? I've already..."
Traveling across the prehistoric continent, Qingxuan became Jianmu, one of the ten innate spiritual roots. This was the Jianmu that was cut down during the era of the Five Emperors.
Fortunately, there is always a way out. Qingxuan successfully transformed with the help of the system.
He was bound to the salted fish system, and he just wanted to lie down and relax. Unexpectedly, the goddess Nuwa did not follow the rules of martial arts and actually eavesdropped on his thoughts.
"The laws of nature are unpredictable. If you don't become a saint, you will end up as an ant."
This makes me laugh to death. If you use the Hongmeng Purple Qi to become a saint, you will become an ant.
Nuwa: “???”
[Alternative Prehistoric World] + [Over 10,000 Updates Daily] + [Go Forward] After becoming Tongtian and foreseeing the plot of the Conferred Gods, I've finally realized it! Founding a religion? 996 is no match for fishing! I disbanded the Jiejiao that same day and spread the word about "career templates." As a result, the entire prehistoric world has become my spiritual follower!
He traveled through time and space and became the Sixth Prince of Jinwu. He was shot by Dayi and was about to die!
At the critical moment, the star evolution system is activated!
The fall of the Golden Crow?
Isn't that the sun falling?
Collapse! Collapse! Crazy collapse!
White dwarfs! Neutron stars! Black holes! Crazy evolution!
The fall of the Golden Crow?
I am now Black Hole Daluo!
Nuwa Saint: He actually crossed the long river of time, isn’t this the Eternal Daluo?
The Three Pure Ones: Something is wrong. How could he become a saint without using the Hongmeng Purple Qi?
The Twelve Ancestral Witches: We have all become saints, why are we still not as good as him?
Daozu Hongjun: The Sixth Golden Crow actually achieved the Eternal Daluo?
Lu Jun: In this ancient world, how can it withstand my power?
Come on, let's expand the world together.
[Primordial Desolation + Rise of the Wu Clan + Abuse of Hongjun + Abuse of Tiandao + Pangu's Unfallen + Logic Online]
Traveling through the wilderness, he became the greatest wizard of all: Emperor Zun. With memories of the future, he knew the tragic end of the wizard clan.
Being born early, can one obtain the blessings of the Great Dao? And also obtain the Devouring Body...
Rise? I have a backup plan left by Father Pangu. I can easily beat Hongjun and Tiandao into submission.
As a result, the style of Honghuang painting suddenly changed.
The battle between Taoism and Demonism had just ended. The Emperor suddenly announced, "I have attained the state of Hunyuan Daluo!"
One step ahead, every step ahead.
Be one step ahead and spread the gospel to the world, leaving Hongjun speechless!
Be one step ahead and open up thirty-three heavens, leaving Hongjun with no heaven to open!
Be one step ahead, open up the netherworld, and bring the complete tunnel into the world!
Another step ahead...
Tiandao and Hongjun were so worried that their hair fell out.
Tiandao: Hongjun, you are a waste. If you don’t become a saint, I will break your legs.
Hongjun: How can I become a saint when I'm plagued by karma? First, lend me some merit...
Tian Dao: You rubbish, if you don’t speak the truth, watch out for your skin...
Hongjun: When the Emperor preaches, he always uses my words!
Emperor: This deity founded the immortal path, established the Xuanmen sect, and used the method of beheading the three corpses... to benefit the prehistoric world...
Hongjun: My Lord...how about...forcefully push forward the catastrophe...
The Emperor rushed over from the side and beat Tiandao and Hongjun until they were black and blue.
Tiandao and Hongjun started to play badly...
"Destroy it quickly, hurry up, I'm tired!"
…
"Give yourself a chance, and I'll show you a completely different world!"
Gu Changqing traveled through time and became a disciple of the Sage Tongtian. He was born with a sword heart and also integrated the great way of wine.
Just by drinking, one can improve his cultivation, comprehend various magical skills, the charm of the Tao, and even reach the pinnacle of swordsmanship!
As a result, Jiejiao had a Drunken Sword Immortal who enjoyed drinking all day long.
I have been drunk for thousands of years, what year is it tonight?
When the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods came, Jiejiao encountered a crisis.
Gu Changqing walked out drunkenly with a sword in hand.
"I have a sword that can split the sky apart. Who among the immortals can stop me?"
"If Heaven had not given me Gu Changqing, the path of swordsmanship would have been like a long night forever!"
Gu Changqing, with his sword, killed millions of immortals and almost destroyed the three religions!
Hongjun: "Sword slaying millions of immortals, you call that a drunkard?"
Yuanshi: "It's bad, coming towards me?"
Tongtian: “…”
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"