Li Jianye, who had retired from the Peninsular War, became the director of the Red Star Rolling Mill and discovered that the world he was in was actually a courtyard world.
In response to this, Li Jianye, who has fought all over the country, said, "My mission is to revitalize the country!"
Facing the Supreme Being of Morality? Doesn't the gun in my hand go off?
White Lotus in the Golden Age? Does my big mouth hurt?
Siheyuan God of War? Want some peanuts?
Deaf old lady? I heard you are a martyr's family member?
Li Jianye, who is very popular, said that everything I do is for the revitalization of the country!
Lead the rabbit to take off at the beginning, set a small goal first, and defeat the Eagle Sauce!!!
Lai Chen, everything in the world is about fate. I thought it was a fight of slaughter, but who would have thought that it would become the last moonlight. From then on, there is no more ancestor of all ways in the world. How can there be any primitive world!!!
A time traveler was reborn as Hongjun, but was killed by Hongjun before he could even feel happy.
When Hongjun read the memories of the time traveler, what did he mean by kicking the Heavenly Dao? Trampling Hongjun? Wait, isn't the Heavenly Dao myself?
after
Hongjun decided not to keep a low profile anymore.
Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint!
Tongtian No. 2: What era is it now? Are you still kicking the sky?
Tongtian No. 3: Master, what do you think of me?
The subsequent development is...
Pangu: Who do you think you are? How dare you touch Hongjun?
Yangmei: Damn time traveler, stay away from fellow Daoist Hongjun.
Hongjun: I really don’t control them.
Traveler: I don’t listen, I don’t listen
Quotes:
I am the manifestation of Tao! Tao that can be spoken of is not the real Tao, everything is Tao.
No matter who you are, you have to behave yourself in front of me.
Emperor Huang Tian?
Why don’t you kneel when you see me?
Even if Pangu came, he would have to address me as teacher, let alone you, a product of the end of Pangu's world.
Most of the time, the younger generations are disobedient because they are spoiled.
The primordial world, a mythical realm that later generations yearn for! Great gods roamed the heavens and earth, immortals danced in the sky, and whether the sages were selfless or selfish, only those who experienced it firsthand could know.
At the beginning, he slapped a mosquito to death. Who would have thought that it was the clone of the Mosquito Taoist? He was originally picking his feet in the city, and the next second he was dragged to the primitive world to face the Mosquito Taoist.
"…My blood is full of non-dairy creamer, Sudan red and melamine. I have high blood lipids, high blood sugar and high blood pressure. It's greasy and unpalatable!"
"You have to believe me! Taoist Mosquito!"
Since Jade Ding Zhenren saw the future, he has suffered from paranoia. From then on, he embarked on the path of cultivating life-saving supernatural powers, finishing off the enemy, avoiding cause and effect, and hiding his cards. If you meet someone asking for help on the road, I will say goodbye to you. If you have a chance, I will calculate the ten hexagrams first. If you are approached for no reason, you will disguise yourself and run away. If a fairy waves at you, don't look at her without permission. There are three thousand ways, but I only seek the one that is stable. Looking back, I will see you again, Taixuan Tianzun!
Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...
Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!
First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!
When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions
—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"
(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)
Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
"Senior Tenth Brother is copying scriptures in the side hall again?" "Oh, what a coward! Last time Master asked him to subdue the demon ape, he pretended to be sick and hid for three months!" "When the Conferred God Tribulation comes, this guy without any chance will be the first to be taken away by Heaven!" The discussion in Yuxu Palace drifted into his ears. Su Mo wrote the last word "Tao" without raising his head - the scripture in front of him had been marked by the system with seventeen "calculations left by the saints". "Ding! The fragments of the Conferred God List have been detected. If the host is named, the chance of survival is: 0.3%. Suggested strategy: let the eldest disciple Guangchengzi 'accidentally' see the 'secret letter from the Jiejiao spy' that you hid in the Sutra Pavilion." While everyone was still measuring