[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

[No Conspiracy Theory] Journeying to the Sun Star of the Primordial World, before the two Golden Crows developed consciousness, Taiyi merged with Taiyi's essence and devoured Dijun, becoming the sole Golden Crow of the Primordial World, enjoying exclusive fortune. Cultivating immortality is a matter of struggle. Can hiding be avoided? Faced with the impending calamity of witches and demons, Taiyi resolved to fight. He established a time sequence, created demonic scripts, and pacified the sea of ​​blood. He recruited Fuxi, battled the witch clan, and mended the heavens and earth. With merit and virtue, he achieved the throne of Heavenly Emperor. Commanded by Hongjun, he lives a long and prosperous life. Executed first, reported later, with special permission from Hongjun. This is me, Taiyi!

A young man from Earth traversed the primordial chaos, possessing a fragment of the Chaos Pearl that transformed into the Nine Netherworld. He used this fragment to gather the power of the abyss and embark on the Path of the Abyss. From then on, the Abyss became a nightmare for countless beings in the primordial world. It eroded all matter, eroded all will… Amidst the terror of all, the Abyss of Chaos formed a strange balance with the primordial world. It was the source of the primordial world's negativity, yet also the foundation of its energy and matter cycle. Using the power of the Abyss, Chaos stole the power of the Great Calamity of Heaven and Earth, seizing control of it. Even the so-called Heavenly Dao Hongjun, the Demonic Dao Luohou, and the Six Sages Lingtian could not shake Chaos's control over the Great Calamity. The primordial world thus embarked on a different path—the Path of the Abyss.

He traversed the primordial wilderness and became the disgraceful guide of saints.

Having attained the Great Luo, one can gather the past and future, transcend time and space, and awaken to the memories of past lives, gaining a clear understanding of one's own situation.

Help Hongjun repair the damaged Western spiritual veins from the conflict between Dao and Demon? Become a pawn of Heaven's Dao, a tool of Hongjun?

Before I transmigrated, I was a servant; after I transmigrate, I'm still a servant? Then wasn't my transmigration pointless?

Seeing that the sermon was about to begin, Jieyin decisively chose to overturn the table.

Becoming a saint through borrowing? Has Heaven ever heard of the saying that those who owe money are the boss?

Are you going to make me a tool? If I were to kidnap the entire West, how would you, Hongjun, respond?

Cultivating the Great Dao of Dreams, comprehending the Dao within dreams? Thinking of the countless novels he had read in his past life, Jieyin laughed.

In the primordial dream world, I am the master of that primordial dream world.

I am the master of all the dream realms, evolving through countless dreams!

Create a virtual God Space, build a virtual prehistoric chat group, and evolve a virtual live streaming room!

Heaven suddenly awoke in shock. "Oh no! I've become a guide's underling!"

When Hongjun finished his seclusion, the sky collapsed! Oh no! I, the representative of the Heavenly Dao, have been sidelined!

Extortion in Zixiao Palace, strategic moves among witches and demons, and elaborate schemes in the Investiture of the Gods.

After countless ages, Jieyin took a step forward, and amidst the astonished gazes of all living beings in the primordial world, the dream transformed into reality!

Welcome to my myriad realms!

[A multitude of characters! Grand in scale! High-energy moments! High IQ! Mind-blowing! Full of plot twists! A vast world-building! Two completed novels of over a million words already exist; please read with confidence.]

A thief appeared in the prehistoric world, moving countless spiritual roots and treasures to an unknown location and stealing even the mountains, rivers, and earth veins! Many powerful beings searched the world for this thief who stole the prehistoric resources. To their surprise, the thief turned out to be... Minghe: The Blood Sea is immortal, the Minghe is immortal, wait... where's my Blood Sea? Dijun: Where's my Heavenly Palace? How did my vast Heavenly Palace disappear? Hongjun: Wow, where did my Purple Sky Palace go? Yuanchen, who possessed his own small world, calmly stated, "I've moved the entire prehistoric world to other planes. I even took the Heavenly Dao. How could I leave anything else for you?" ... In the Small Thousand Worlds, I'm a Golden Immortal. In the Middle Thousand Worlds, I'm Taiyi. In the Great Thousand Worlds, I'm Daluo. By annexing the prehistoric world, I'll become a Sage.

He traveled through the primordial era of the Lich King and became the famous Four-No True Man Huanglong!

The game begins at the foot of Kunlun Mountain, about to become a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun of the Chan Sect. Just then, the entry selection system is activated.

[Host's current situation detected. Entry selection system activation. Please make a choice:]

[Part 1: Become a disciple of the Chan Sect and obtain the entry: Golden Light Across the Earth (Gold)]

[Second: Become an apprentice of the Renjiao Sect and obtain the entry: Nine-Turn Golden Elixir Pot (Gold)]

[Part Two: Become an apprentice of the Jie Sect and receive the reward entry: Nine Breaths of Qi Absorption (Gold)]

[Four: Become an apprentice of the Western Sect and obtain the reward attribute: Extraordinary Comprehension (Purple)]

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Of the four great sects of the primordial world, the Human Sect accepts disciples entirely based on fate, while the Intercepting Sect is a mixed bag, with both good and bad among them.

The founder of the Chan Sect despised those born from wet eggs and covered in scales and armor. Joining the Chan Sect would only lead to repeating the same mistakes and continuing the tragic fate of the Four Noble Ones.

Although the West is barren, it has few living beings, is far from the strife of the great eons, and is the inevitable trend for the future of the primordial world.

Looking at the four options in front of him, Huang Long made his choice without hesitation!

From then on, the primordial world lost one of the Four Noble Ones, but gained one of the Primordial Golden Immortals!

Reborn as Haotian, before he could react, Hongjun revealed his identity as a time traveler!

Luckily passing the test, Haotian Xianyu waited for the Lich Catastrophe to pass and became a Jade Emperor, but he found that everything behind the scenes was not as simple as he imagined!

Su Yu transmigrated and became a member of the prehistoric human race, during the time of the war between the witches and demons, when humans were struggling to survive in the cracks.

Become the tribal chief, gain access to the tribal system; the stronger the tribesmen, the stronger he becomes. He can acquire the abilities of others through contact and can also transfer those abilities to his tribesmen.

He then entered the chat group. Because he came from the Xuandu tribe, the group owner, "All-Knowing Zhao Daxian," mistook him for a senior disciple of the Human Sect and fawned over him, even persuading other members of the group to invest in him in advance.

Madara Uchiha gave you a pair of Rinnegan.

Hellfire sent you a tornado.

Years later, when humanity created the world, the old patriarch was dumbfounded. He had asked you to lead humanity to survival, but now everyone had created the world, attained enlightenment, and become saints.

Jin Yu traveled through the prehistoric times and became the second son of Yuan Feng, the Golden Winged Dapeng, the famous fool of Jiejiao, and the Winged Immortal. Thinking of the ending that "Kong Xuan" would be famous in the future, while he would just be an ordinary mount, Jin Yu decisively stabilized. In this life, he no longer refined the "Yin Yang Two Qi Bottle", but relied on his world-first extreme speed to calmly obtain treasures. "This fallen treasure copper coin is destined for me!" "Yes, this Fenglei Xianxing is the most suitable for me!" "No one wants this Jiutian Xiran, then I won't be polite!"... until he was blocked at the door by the Three Pure Ones, Nuwa, and the Two Saints of the West. They only then discovered that the original Jin Yu, who could only run away, had become a saint without knowing when.

Tai Cang traversed the primordial world and became the god of Mount Tai, a primordial deity, born to bear the responsibilities of heaven and earth.

"The path to immortality seeks transcendence from the mortal world and detachment from worldly affairs, but it also means being separated from heaven and earth and alienated from all living beings..."

Taicang stood atop the mountain, his expression shifting.

"I only know how to take from heaven and earth, but I have forgotten to give back to heaven and earth and repay the kindness of all things. This is not the way I desire!"

"Of the three thousand great paths, all can lead to enlightenment; I choose to live and prosper alongside heaven and earth!"

"Since I was born a god, I shall unite with the Tao!"

…………

Ten thousand years later.

Zixiao Palace.

Two figures with similar appearances sat facing each other.

"I never expected that my moment of mercy would give you the power to gain consciousness," came the ruthless voice from Hongjun.

Hongjun gave a faint smile, seemingly mocking, "Your so-called benevolence is nothing more than wanting to use my body to make up for the deficiencies in your own origin, and not wanting to harm the origin of my primordial Qi. How can such behavior be called benevolence?"

Upon hearing this, Hongjun's voice was icy: "This world is nothing more than a copy of the primordial world I created. All your struggles and resistance are in vain."

"That anomaly in the Eastern Region was your doing, wasn't it?"

Do you think I have that ability?

"Hongjun" glanced at Hongjun, gave a mocking smile, and slowly faded away.

There was one sentence left unsaid: "You are nothing but a corpse..."