[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!

When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"

Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"

[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]

Tongtian: ???

[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]

Tongtian:!!!

Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."

Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"

...

[Multiple time travelers + no female protagonist + cool story + system sacrifice]

Time Traveler No. 1: I, the third brother of Jinwu, want to build the most powerful demon court!

Time traveler number two: I am the Thirteenth Ancestor of Witches, and I want the Witch Clan to dominate the world!

Time traveler number three: I, King Dong, want to establish the most powerful immortal court!

Time traveler number four: Old thief Hongjun, give me your life!

…

Countless time travelers descended upon the prehistoric world, claiming themselves to be the protagonists of the prehistoric world. They punched the Three Pure Ones and kicked Zhunti in an attempt to overthrow Hongjun's rule.

Hongjun didn't care about this at all: "How dare a mere time traveler be so presumptuous! Come on! Release Hongtian!"

Thus, the story of Hongtian, Hongjun's biological son, and many time travelers begins!

Li Changqing traveled through the ancient world and became a Qi-refining master on Jiulong Island who had no sense of existence.

The calamity of the Conferred Gods is approaching.

In order to avoid being reduced to ashes in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, Li Changqing has to take the initiative to come out of the mountains to save himself.

It was too late for him to join the Heavenly Court, so he could only join the Great Shang to earn merits to protect himself while practicing hard to improve his strength.

Unknowingly, he had become a frequent visitor to the Wahuang Palace and the most outstanding second-generation disciple in the eyes of all the saints.

Nuwa: Changqing is my favorite human being.

Taiqing: The great way that Changqing practices seems to be related to my Taiqing Yin-Yang Great Way.

Yuanshi: Jiejiao has many people who are born from eggs and wear scales and armor, but Changqing is the only one who is not

After traveling through the ancient times, I was discovered by the Heaven at the beginning, and the Heavenly Punishment locked me down, but the system ran away?

He thought he was dead, but he found out that the merits of heaven could offset the punishment of heaven. Qin Ye suddenly had a bold idea.

Obliterate? Then he would first use up all his merits!

On this day, the entire prehistoric world fell into a deep silence. All the prehistoric powerful men were stunned and petrified, looking in horror at the merits of the heavenly way that enveloped the entire prehistoric continent.

Is it coveted by the powerful and mighty ones of the ancient times?

Don't panic, just find the big guys and connections first. As long as you have enough friends, you will have fewer enemies.

As a time traveler, Qin Ye knows that his greatest advantage is his imagination, which is different from that of all the creatures in the prehistoric world. Therefore, the style of the entire prehistoric world has become subtle under Qin Ye's transformation.

Qin Ye: Daozu, have you ever heard of the labor reform mechanism? Have you ever heard of the fully automatic punishment system? Have you ever heard of the Heavenly Dao Loan?

Qin Ye: Holy Mother, have you ever heard of the man-made worlds? Have you ever heard of the man-made worlds projecting themselves to prove their uniqueness?

Qin Ye: The Three Pure Ones cannot split up? No, the Three Pure Ones must split up!

Qin Ye: The West needs to be revived. We owe more and more merits to Heaven, but we don’t know how to repay them. It’s too small! The pattern is too small! Have you ever heard of rotating directors? Have you ever heard of generational management? Have you ever heard of interest first and principal later? Have you ever heard that the debtor is the boss?

Enemy: Damn it, we are cultivating the Great Dao in the prehistoric world, but you are cultivating your connections in the prehistoric world, and you are gaining face! ?

The introduction is weak, please read the main text.

[Magnificent, group portrait, IQ online, exciting, reversal, hilarious, relaxed, real, the correct guide to traveling through the wilderness]

Zhou Yan traveled through the ancient times and became the thirteenth ancestor of the witch clan. Unlike the battle maniacs of the witch clan, Zhou Yan did not like fighting and killing, and he liked to curse others the most.

Zhu Rong: Hey, why is Xiao Shisan speaking like a sissy?

Zhou Yan: Oh! Who is this woman? Look at my "Thousand Charming Spells".

Zhurong instantly transformed into a shy god of fire.

Emperor Jun is going to give birth to a little golden crow.

Zhou Yan: Let’s take a break. I curse you to be impotent.

Di Jun: Ahhhh, what’s wrong with me?

Taiyi's fighting power is unparalleled.

Zhou Yan: Hehe, Taiyi is a real man. I curse you for falling in love with Fuxi at first sight.

Since Zhou Yan appeared in the prehistoric world, everything has been in chaos.

He created the sky with Pangu and fought against three thousand gods and demons!

He is Lingbao Tianzun Li Jiuxuan!

Setting up a stall just to sell Chaos Treasures!

Nuwa: I stole my brother's Fuxiqin? What's the price?

Li Jiuxuan: It’s not enough, adding you will be enough.

Hongjun: Can you give me a few more eons? Wait until I finish my sermon before moving out of Zixiao Palace?

Li Jiuxuan: Fellow Daoist Hongjun, please mortgage the Jade Disc of Creation.

Taiyi: Can the Chaos Bell be used to buy Chaos Treasures?

Li Taixuan: Give me the Sun Star.

Hou Tu: Can I use Pangu's bones, Pangu's brain and Pangu's Palace to buy the Chaos Treasure?

Li Jiuxuan: Just add you and Xuanming.

What is beyond the primitive world?

Hongmeng Universe, Void Space, Daluo Heaven?

The Ruthless Emperor: Not to become an immortal in the mortal world, only to establish the reincarnation underworld and resurrect my brother!

Li Jiuxuan: Give me the Heaven-Devouring Demon Pot and buy my Chaos Treasure. You can resurrect your brother as you wish!

Ye Tiandi: Master, give me back my Mercedes Benz!

Li Jiuxuan: Ye Hei, your master has been a security guard at Mount Tai for 10,000 years, just to wait for you to come back and pay the parking fee in the mortal world! The Mother Qi of All Things...

Emperor Huang Tian: One sword decides the eternity, he is free, he is in eternity...

Li Jiuxuan: Little one, where is the Willow God? Give me your Daluo Sword Embryo.

Emperor Yan: Emperor Hun Tian and Heavenly Evil God are no match for me. I have the Hongmeng Fire!

Li Jiuxuan: The strange fire belongs to the master. Where are your master's wife Yun Yun and Queen Medusa?

...From the ancient times to the chaotic world, the Hongmeng universe (all the heavens and worlds), and then to the void space, Daluotian?

What is the Daluotian in the mythical Daluo?

Traveling through the Primordial Era, Ao Xing became the thirteenth son of the Ancestral Dragon, but was bound to an absurd system—the Strongest Lackey System!

As long as the lackey gets scolded, he becomes stronger!

"Rebelling against the Dragon Clan, I immediately defect to the Fierce Beast God Ni!"

"Betraying Ni, I then recognize the sage Hongjun as my godfather!"

The Ancestral Dragon was furious, the Qilin cursed loudly, and even the Heavenly Dao Hongjun was baffled: why does this rebellious dragon only grow stronger the more he’s scolded?

"Achieving Dao of Chaos, punching Hongjun? No, I just want to be the wildest lackey!"

Fuxi: "I see this person with eagle eyes and wolf gaze, a rebellious spirit stabbing straight at the Southern Heaven Gate."

Using the tiger’s power through the fox, and bullying others with backing, Ao Xing rampaged through the Primordial Era—

"Don’t stop! The harsher the scolding, the more invincible I become!"

"Let me see who’s stronger, you or my godfather Hongjun."

...

Many years later, inside the Purple Cloud Palace.

Ao Xing pointed at a spotted deer: "This is a horse."

Hongjun: ???

[Reverse operation + ruthless decisiveness + refusing to be a proper son]

The Xiantian Bitter Bamboo proves the way, the rise of the West reveals the secret of heaven!

Chen Ku was born into the world with the origin of bitter bamboo, and with his innate spiritual roots, he became a disciple of the Western Taoist Master.

Tell everyone about your suffering, and all living beings will feel compassion for you!

In Zixiao Palace, Chen Ku held his head and cried, "I am so miserable in the West. The Taoist only passed on the Three Pure Ones, but forgot the kindness of me in the West?"

Hongjun accepted disciples, "I am so miserable in the West. I worked so hard to repair the spiritual veins, but in the end I only became a nominal disciple?"

Whenever fighting with the enemy, he would call on the saints for support. When people mentioned it, they all shouted "shameless".

Tongtian: "I have never seen such a shameless person, and he said that the Buddha Tathagata will come sooner or later. Duobao, kill him for me!"

Yuanshi: "What a beast, this guy played a pitiful trick and tricked half of my disciples to the West, and they never came back. ...

The soul of the later generation traveled through the primitive times, became the Styx, awakened before everyone else, and set up a large formation of moral kidnapping in the primitive times with billions of clones.

He proved the truth before Hongjun, and the golden wheel of virtue and greatness shone brightly in the vast world. The Heavenly Dao was extremely angry but could do nothing about it!

Later, he awakened the tunnel and revived humanity!

Let the three paths of prehistoric times run side by side and lead the development of prehistoric times!