Lai Chen, everything in the world is about fate. I thought it was a fight of slaughter, but who would have thought that it would become the last moonlight. From then on, there is no more ancestor of all ways in the world. How can there be any primitive world!!!
A time traveler was reborn as Hongjun, but was killed by Hongjun before he could even feel happy.
When Hongjun read the memories of the time traveler, what did he mean by kicking the Heavenly Dao? Trampling Hongjun? Wait, isn't the Heavenly Dao myself?
after
Hongjun decided not to keep a low profile anymore.
Tongtian No. 1: I, Tongtian, will never become a saint!
Tongtian No. 2: What era is it now? Are you still kicking the sky?
Tongtian No. 3: Master, what do you think of me?
The subsequent development is...
Pangu: Who do you think you are? How dare you touch Hongjun?
Yangmei: Damn time traveler, stay away from fellow Daoist Hongjun.
Hongjun: I really don’t control them.
Traveler: I don’t listen, I don’t listen
Quotes:
I am the manifestation of Tao! Tao that can be spoken of is not the real Tao, everything is Tao.
No matter who you are, you have to behave yourself in front of me.
Emperor Huang Tian?
Why don’t you kneel when you see me?
Even if Pangu came, he would have to address me as teacher, let alone you, a product of the end of Pangu's world.
Most of the time, the younger generations are disobedient because they are spoiled.
The primordial world, a mythical realm that later generations yearn for! Great gods roamed the heavens and earth, immortals danced in the sky, and whether the sages were selfless or selfish, only those who experienced it firsthand could know.
At the beginning, he slapped a mosquito to death. Who would have thought that it was the clone of the Mosquito Taoist? He was originally picking his feet in the city, and the next second he was dragged to the primitive world to face the Mosquito Taoist.
"…My blood is full of non-dairy creamer, Sudan red and melamine. I have high blood lipids, high blood sugar and high blood pressure. It's greasy and unpalatable!"
"You have to believe me! Taoist Mosquito!"
Since Jade Ding Zhenren saw the future, he has suffered from paranoia. From then on, he embarked on the path of cultivating life-saving supernatural powers, finishing off the enemy, avoiding cause and effect, and hiding his cards. If you meet someone asking for help on the road, I will say goodbye to you. If you have a chance, I will calculate the ten hexagrams first. If you are approached for no reason, you will disguise yourself and run away. If a fairy waves at you, don't look at her without permission. There are three thousand ways, but I only seek the one that is stable. Looking back, I will see you again, Taixuan Tianzun!
Reborn as Haotian, before he could react, Hongjun revealed his identity as a time traveler!
Luckily passing the test, Haotian Xianyu waited for the Lich Catastrophe to pass and became a Jade Emperor, but he found that everything behind the scenes was not as simple as he imagined!
Li Changsheng traveled to the world of Journey to the West, during the Spring and Autumn Period of Nanyong Buzhou. Be determined to seek immortals and seek immortality. He knew that a big opportunity was to cross the Hangu Pass. He came to Hanguguan and chose to be a gatekeeper. On this day, the purple gas came from the east and saw the Taiqing Taoist Tianzun riding a green cow and in a linen suit who was about to pass. Li Changsheng bowed and said, "I've been floating for half my life. I just want to not meet a famous teacher. If you don't give up, I'm willing to learn from you." ... [Journey to the West] [Non-Honghuang] [Original Purpose of Journey to the West] Journey to the West is not only a book of gods and demons, but also a book of cultivation... Heart ape, Yima, Jin Gong, Mumu, Six Thieves...
There are fifty great ways, forty-nine heavenly developments. One vanished, and Siye was that one. He watched as the Ancestral Dragon, Ancestral Phoenix, and First Qilin vanished into the primordial wasteland; Hongjun united with the Dao to secure a glimmer of hope for the masses; Nuwa and the Three Pure Ones of the West attained sainthood; the demon race established the Heavenly Court; the human race emerged; the witch-lich war led to the human race's prosperity. After one catastrophe after another, one shift of heaven and earth after another, and one reincarnation after another, a glimmer of hope finally emerged. To change the predetermined outcome, Siye decided to roll up his sleeves, cultivate the land, build roads, develop the food industry, create entertainment, build tourist attractions, and develop infrastructure. What's the fun in fighting for power? Isn't it better to devour meat, drink wine, and laugh heartily? That witch over there, come and learn about the construction industry. Tongtian, you deserve a zoo. Nuwa, you're a professional at creating stars (humans). Dijun, don't miss out on this future star in the express delivery industry. Jieyin and Zhunti, if you come again and claim "This creature is destined for me," I'll close shop and release Hongjun. Hongjun: ... ——— At first, the Wu Clan: Where did this yellow-haired brat come from? How dare he set his sights on us? Later, real estate is so lucrative. — At first, Tongtian: How can a zoo be as happy as recruiting disciples? Later: A furry one in my left hand, a furry one in my right hand, I'm inhaling. ... [Dedicated to construction, development, and peaceful coexistence, the bottom VS the Daoist ancestor who only has the Tao in his heart but is repeatedly led astray] ——— See the pre-collected article next door! ["Monster Vacation Home"] Synopsis: Yuan Fei owns a small, two-story vacation home deep in the mountains, with three monster employees. The receptionist, who is often reported for keeping protected animals, is Hu Li, a nine-tailed white fox. The cook, who eats the guests' meals while cooking, is Tao Tie. The accountant, who calculates the long-term losses and finds that the boss owes the finance department money, is Pi Xiu. As the owner and sole human of this unfortunate vacation home, who's in debt to the finance department, Yuan Fei not only has to constantly have tea with the police, find excuses to guests for slow service, but also constantly struggles to save himself from bankruptcy. His heart is pounding. Yuan Fei thought his life would continue in this chaotic state, but one day, he discovered he wasn't human! He'd always thought he was the only human among these demons, but it turned out he wasn't either. This was embarrassing. Pixiu: "Why are you embarrassed? It's so good to be human. This way we can stay open for another five hundred years." Yuan Fei glanced at him dimly: "And then I'll owe you another five hundred years of money for no apparent reason?" Pixiu nodded: "Yes, you can pay it back if you can't." What a great deal! He's so clever. Yuan Fei: "...Brother, go away." ——— [A warm and healing smile on the outside, a madly complaining (mysterious) bottom vs. a stingy Pixiu top who only cares about money and never gives out] Theme: Live life to the fullest. No matter what difficulties you face, stay positive. With courage and determination, anything is possible!
Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!
First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage!
When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions
—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!"
(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)
Qin Xiaofan, a mecha pilot from the new era, transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West. This should have been a joyous occasion. However, he ended up as a flea… [Ding! God-level Evolution System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, first successful evolution, gaining immortality!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for incorporating a trace of Golden Cicada's essence blood, gaining +3 Comprehension!] [Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining one of the Thirty-Six Heavenly Divine Abilities: Five Elements Great Escape!] [Ding! You bit Chang'e, and the Jade Emperor is very angry!] … Qin Xiaofan was excited, but also troubled. How could he keep a low profile after such a commotion? His strength wouldn't allow it!
[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"