(Relaxed + Farming + Funny + Gou Daowen)
Shang Hongchen: I want to cancel the engagement. You are a waste and I don’t like waste.
Chen Chuyang: Oh, you can cancel the engagement, but you have to compensate me.
Shang Hongchen: As long as you are willing to cancel the engagement, I can compensate you.
Chen Chuyang: Okay, use your sister as compensation.
Shang Hongchen: ...
Sister-in-law Shang Hongxue: Sister, I do.
…
[Boom… Boom! …Thunderstorm raged, and suddenly a bolt of lightning struck Huang Dong! ! The host was unconscious! The system automatically bound…
...Perfect system...binding with the host...
"Twenty percent..."
Ding! Perfect system binding successful, first time receiving 100 billion in cash. Huang Dong, unemployed, was dumped by his girlfriend within two hours...
Huang Dong: [What? One hundred billion...how am I supposed to spend it??]
Gu Changqing traveled through time and became a disciple of the Sage Tongtian. He was born with a sword heart and also integrated the great way of wine.
Just by drinking, one can improve his cultivation, comprehend various magical skills, the charm of the Tao, and even reach the pinnacle of swordsmanship!
As a result, Jiejiao had a Drunken Sword Immortal who enjoyed drinking all day long.
I have been drunk for thousands of years, what year is it tonight?
When the catastrophe of the Conferred Gods came, Jiejiao encountered a crisis.
Gu Changqing walked out drunkenly with a sword in hand.
"I have a sword that can split the sky apart. Who among the immortals can stop me?"
"If Heaven had not given me Gu Changqing, the path of swordsmanship would have been like a long night forever!"
Gu Changqing, with his sword, killed millions of immortals and almost destroyed the three religions!
Hongjun: "Sword slaying millions of immortals, you call that a drunkard?"
Yuanshi: "It's bad, coming towards me?"
Tongtian: “…”
Ye Chen was originally a novelist. Later, he traveled through a fantasy world, and the golden finger was exactly the same as the golden finger in his novel. Others need to cultivate their skills and spend a lot of time. But he doesn't need that. The skills will automatically cultivate 24 hours a day. Occasionally, the skills will be stimulated, which can increase the speed of cultivation or produce enlightenment.
Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang fell flat on his face, and you're rewarded with innate full soul power! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang was poisoned by the Mandragora Snake, and you've obtained a ten-thousand-year soul ring! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang! Yu Xiaogang got a beating from Tang Hao, and you've obtained a ten-thousand-year soul bone! Congratulations on successfully tricking Yu Xiaogang… Yu Xiaogang cried his eyes out: "Can't you trick someone else?" Zhang Tianyu: "Don't worry, none of you will escape." Congratulations on successfully tricking Tang San… Zhang Tianyu: I'm an honest person, I would never do anything to trick others, not even if you killed me! What? Tricking others makes you stronger? Tricking others makes you a god?! Let me tell you! I've lived an upright and honest life… I'm not acting anymore! It's so good!
The worthless guy Liu Jiangtao got the garbage recycling system by accident. He didn't expect to recycle a bluestone slab, which was from ancient times, and then changed to a villa;
Reclaim a broken memory of King Yu and become the most powerful oracle bone inscription expert:
Of course, these are not the most powerful. The most powerful thing is that this guy went to the world of Muay Thai to recycle his boxing skills, went to the world of Huang Feihong to learn medical skills and leg skills, and went to...
Even went to the Zerg world to recycle the Zerg Queen...
【Dating variety show, live broadcast, funny, money slave, silly.】
Yu Chen travels back in time to become a 19th-tier unknown celebrity!
This body has a good figure and good looks, but why does it have no money?
Seeing that he is so poor that he can’t even afford the medical bills, Yu Chen is ready to quit the entertainment industry!
But an inconspicuous Weibo post caught the attention of the director of 100 Days of Heart-Stirring!
For Mane, Yu Chen made his first screen appearance!
Female guest Qi Feifei, the president of Caixing Entertainment, is his God of Wealth!
The talented singer Liu Yu is his little fan girl!
Li Mi, who is only one step away from becoming the best actress, regards him as her bestie and loves to be close to him!
As for another female guest Liu Shuangshuang, she had a quarrel with Yu Chen about CP. But Yu Chen's evaluation of her was,
Hey, who is it? I don't know you. Who is it?
Director Liu became angry and embarrassed when he saw Yu Chen's disappointing performance!
You kid, I asked you to be on a dating show, and you're here to make money? Haven't you made enough? Are you obsessed with money?
Family background, connections, wealth, and status have reached the peak of life.
But this is a world where protagonists appear frequently.
And I'm a super villain.
You guessed I was panicking, but I wasn't.
I have a super double template.
A time traveler? A martial arts doctor in the city? A reborn person? A wealthy man who becomes stronger through spending money? A military king? A son-in-law?
If you can’t beat them, join us and I will super-double your abilities and make them mine.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine. Protagonists, what do you have to fight me?"
"What are you guys?"
Mo Yu traveled through the ancient times and became a soldier of the Wu clan. He awakened the diary system of the Great Dao. As long as he kept writing in the diary, he would become stronger.
Little did he know that the diary he wrote had unknowingly changed the prehistoric advantage.
[If you have time to listen to the teachings, why not go to Buzhou Mountain and intercept the Xiantian gourd vine...]
[Kunpeng Demon Master is the master of the demon clan. Killing him is equivalent to destroying 30% of the demon clan's luck.]
Emperor Jun married Xihe and Changxi in a celestial marriage ceremony, and gave birth to ten little suns. Poor Kuafu was burned to death.
[The Three Pure Ones, transformed from Pangu's primordial spirit, may be able to make up for the Wu clan's innate deficiencies.]
[The Wu clan suffered terribly, being schemed against from the beginning to the end. Even Hou Tu was forced into a state of reincarnation, never to leave the world.]
Until one day, Hou Tu led the Wu clan to surround the Zixiao Palace.
When Mo Yu woke up, he found two women lying beside him.
He was completely dumbfounded.
"Who put Xihe and Changxi in my bed?"
"No, I told you to establish the Earthly Path, why did you destroy the Heavenly Path?"
Oh my god, how did this world become so crooked?
[Entertainment Circle + Multiple Female Leads + Director + Best Actor + Plagiarist + System]
He is recognized as the godfather of idol dramas and a pillar of Chinese-language films.
He is a world-class director and a genius screenwriter.
It is the Tang Monk's meat in the eyes of female stars and the ladder to heaven in the hearts of male stars.
He can make eighteen-tier stars become famous overnight and give outdated actors a second spring.
He is the number one boss in the entertainment industry, Qin Xuan!
PS: I don’t accept the Tang Dynasty Poetry~~