"Hello, strange wizard, what is your name?"

"Avada Kedavra."

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

"...I will call Avada Kedavra, Avada Kendavia."

"...Who gave you this bad name?"

"I heard it's the Department of Mysteries."

"You have a grudge against the Ministry of Magic?"

"No, they don't dare."

"...Then what should I call you? You can't just recite the killing curse when we meet, right?"

"You can call me: the leader of the technological explosion in the wizarding world, the pioneer of Muggle exploration of magic, the ruler of the Hufflepuff kitchen, the ducklord, the younofull..."

My dear grandpa is actually a werewolf, the truth behind the Philosopher's Stone, and the back-up man behind the four founders.

None of this prevents Loren from being a bastard, having fun with Seamus, exchanging experiences with the twins, and explaining the weirdness of Quidditch...

This is a story about hanging out at Hogwarts.

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First Transfiguration Lesson

Loren: Look at that cat above, it looks so easy to touch.

Hermione: Heartbeat, in short, it is heartbeat.

five minutes later

Hermione: Loren! ! !

(PS: The three little ones are the same age, they don’t follow the main line of the original work, they don’t have a system, and they try their best not to be OOC.)

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission notice he had been longing for, and came to Hogwarts, a prestigious school with a thousand years of history.

Here, Kyle has a very fulfilling life. Apart from studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow a la carte, grow some flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to give psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for thousands of years. .

Dumbledore: Kyle is a good boy who is upright, brave, kind and sincere.

Professor McGonagall: The principal is right, Kyle never breaks the school rules.

Snape: Ah yes yes yes...

Quirrell thought so too, but one day, he pushed open the trap door and jumped into a room full of biting kale...

Traveling to the world of Harry Potter, Ivan Vesemir became the heir of a pure-blood family.

Adhering to the central idea of "If you can survive, you will survive", Ivan handed over the Horcrux he got to Dumbledore, detoured when he met Harry Potter on the road, lowered his grades in the exam to make the professor ignore him, take a step back and find a way out;

Arm yourself with alchemy, study black magic and learn about your enemies.

And then, he was inexplicably targeted by the boss...

"What? Why can I achieve what I am today? Ah... It's embarrassing to say, they won't let me go on, so I can only find a way to kill them all."

Hogwarts Honorary Headmaster, Eagle of Helheim, Incarnate Man, Midas Toucher, Enemy of Goblins, First Class Merlin Medal Winner, Honeydukes Candy Shop Owner——Ivan Vesemir Said.

Ted was reborn in London in 1991, and he had dreamed of becoming a millionaire, but a letter came from Hogwarts!

I thought that relying on the card system and monthly knowledge of other worlds, I would not be the second greatest white wizard of this century.

In the end, you told me that there have been two confluences of stars in this world, and now it is full of magical animals and plants from other worlds, as well as intelligent races!

What’s even more outrageous is that the savior has changed into Neville! Harry became Harley!

Nanadi, play Yindi with me, right?

Then no one wants to live~

System Upgrade!

Egger Morriss.

Translation: Poisoned eggs.

The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.

For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.

Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?

Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!

Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!

Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.

Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…

Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!

Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!

This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

Gilderoy Lockhart has just become Minister for Magic of the United Kingdom, and there are several uninvited guests in the office.

Dumbledore: “Minister, I have to tell you with great sadness that Moriarty Slytherin is the most hidden person in the European wizarding world!”

Lovegood, editor-in-chief of The Quibbler: “Look Minister, the Hogwarts Riots, the Himalayan Avalanche, the Gringotts Heist, the World Cup Opening, the Nurmengard Bombing, the Azkaban Defection , the Durmstrang riot, these mysteries all point to one person, Moriarty Slytherin!”

Platinum noble Lucius: “On behalf of the pure blood family, I strongly request the minister to launch a wanted request for Moriarty Slytherin! Oh, my minister, don’t look at me with greedy eyes, all pure blood money is taken by Mori Artie’s gone.”

Gilderoy Lockhart showed his signature smile: “Please allow me to introduce to you my young master, the greatest wizard of all time, the master of dawn and darkness, the master of ice and thunder, the legendary god of magic, Moriarty Slytherin!”

This is the story of a little wizard who only has magic in his heart and becomes the big boss behind the scenes in the Harry Potter world.

Hema has always been curious about the magical world, but he doesn’t want to get in touch too much.

After all, it was compared with the old man with a white beard who was wise enough to cheat him, compared to a strange shack with no nose.

He even wants to be a salted fish for the Three Goods (good eating, sleeping, and playing).

“Hema, where is your owl?”

“Be eaten next door… what’s the matter with you?”

“Dumbledore is here, waiting for you downstairs?”

“Um…ok…huh?!”

1. Plot: Alan Harris is reborn in the HP world, trying to reform wizard education and breaking the “Secrecy Act”-in the end, the boss is not Voldemort, but another character that exists in the original book.

2. Style: This article is not really systematic. According to the HP style, the development of the story is darker than each.

3. Features: Everything is three. JK Rowling uses 7 as a special number. In this article, 3 is a magic number. Everything returns to the circle, things are cyclic, and in the torrent of time, everything has a cause.

4. The author is writing a book for the first time, and the writing is naive.

“Sean Grylls, the man at the top of the magic world.”

Rita Skeeter: “No, no gimmicks. Change to the things Grylls and Dumbledore had to say.”

Snape: “You guys are the worst I have ever taken. Except for Sean, it’s good. Sean is the first again. Slytherin adds 10 points.”

Hermione: “Senior Shaun, can I ask you a question?”

Harry: “Why are the boys who survived the same catastrophe? Why is the difference so big?”

Dumbledore: “Sean is the best student ever at Hogwarts, not one of them.”

Shaun: “Why are you @我, it’s tiring to be a celebrity.”