500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world.
500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by.
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In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering.
A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging.
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Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze.
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Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad.
In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!
"Three years later, another three years. Ten years have passed. System, I am invincible. Where is the horror game you promised me?"
Lin Chen has been in this world for ten years, and the horror game has been hiding from him for nine years.
Still couldn't hide from it.
Lin Chen entered the horror game, a game with a 99% mortality rate, and he turned it into a speedrun game.
New book: Please Let the Dragon Come Out of the Mountain, you can find it by searching the title or pen name of Tomato Novel.
A half-baked necromancer, cobbled together unorthodox methods, stumbling and struggling to survive in another world.
"Are you cultivating immortality?"
Maybe.
"Is this fantasy?"
It's probably some kind of game world.
"Is that so?"
Hard to say
[Fantasy + imagination + invincibility + multiple female protagonists + a bit of nonsense + relaxed and joyful + mindless running] Ning Chuan traveled through another world, awakened the supreme horizontal training system, killed people to explode attributes, and refined his body to ten thousand levels.
Sign in to "The Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Training"! You need to practice thirteen kinds of skills: iron head, teeth, neck, shoulders, chest, back, waist, arms, elbows, palms, fingers, crotch, and spear.
When practicing this skill, you need to place the training part on an iron post and smash it with a sledgehammer until three-foot sparks appear, then you will achieve the magic skill!
The test of success is that every part of the body can be hardened into steel plates. A head bang will make a dent in the steel plate, and a poke will make a hole in the steel plate...
If you want to achieve quick results, couples can practice together for twice the result with half the effort. However, the noise is too loud, like the friction of steel bars, which can cause teeth ache and easily disturb others. If there is a strong person next door, be cautious when practicing!
Practice with the opposite sex... Rumor has it that there are dozens of sinister martial arts such as iron scissors and iron clamps, which are specifically designed to deal with half-baked "Iron Spear Kung Fu"!
Young man, the world is full of tricks, so you must be extremely careful before you master your skills. If you encounter the "Iron Scissors Skill", I'm afraid you won't be able to control it!
As per the old rules, martial arts practitioners must adhere to martial ethics. Those who have not yet perfected their skills are forbidden to marry, as this may easily hurt innocent people!
A warrior with a ten-thousand-level body training fears no poison. I love a piece of firewood, and even three hundred pounds of it can withstand it? However, there is a huge weakness: the blood and qi are too vigorous, and they can't withstand provocation, so...
Come on, young man, hold on tight and don't stick your head or hands out of the window!
My name is Yu Zhun, I'm an assassin, my talent is [Open and aboveboard], as long as I assassinate in an open and aboveboard manner, I can get a 100% one-hit kill effect.
My self-introduction is over, so are you ready?
I'm going to start killing you.
Open an internet cafe in the Naruto world and enjoy a whole new experience.
Jin Yong's martial arts novels: practice martial arts and become stronger.
In the Legend of Sword and Fairy, you can ascend to the heavens by stepping on a sword.
A shop owner said, "This young man is quite handsome. Want to get stronger? If you want to get stronger, come to the internet cafe and play games."
A passerby asked, "How much per hour?"
A business owner said, "Ten thousand taels of silver per hour."
A passerby: "Excuse me, I'll take my leave!"
As the boss, Ge Liang felt that he wasn't born strong-willed; he was born to fail!
Reincarnation Eye Plus Return to Origin - Qigong Master.
This is in the bag!
Speaking of which... how come someone with a body made of steel reacts to eye rolls?
Hyuga main family, single female lead
(Dad’s leisurely life of farming)
Recently, Chen Hai was invited to visit "Lu Yu You Yue".
Lu Yu: Your watermelon is 800 yuan per pound. Is that too expensive?
Chen Hai: I use this watermelon to feed pigs.
Lu Yu: Is it true that your pigs are sold for one million and rich people are rushing to buy them?
Chen Hai: They were jealous when they saw me cooking and forced me to sell it.
Lu Yu: As a live broadcaster with daily sales of over 100 million, do you have anything to say to your audience?
Chen Hai: It’s all for my daughter. I’m not interested in money.
Lu Yu: →_→I don’t believe it.
Zeng Wenjie, who has struggled for most of his life, witnessed with his own eyes that his good brother's wallet was empty, his liver was broken, his hair fell out, and his head turned green.
Thinking about the terrifying 680,000 yuan dowry, a Mercedes-Benz E, and a large flat mentioned by my blind date, I suddenly felt a chill down my spine about marriage.
He was driving a Cadillac, and when he woke up, he was stunned.
Where's my technician?
After his rebirth, he decided to rely on his father completely, work hard to help his father make money, and become a quiet rich second generation.
Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]
I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.
This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!