(Dad’s leisurely life of farming)

Recently, Chen Hai was invited to visit "Lu Yu You Yue".

Lu Yu: Your watermelon is 800 yuan per pound. Is that too expensive?

Chen Hai: I use this watermelon to feed pigs.

Lu Yu: Is it true that your pigs are sold for one million and rich people are rushing to buy them?

Chen Hai: They were jealous when they saw me cooking and forced me to sell it.

Lu Yu: As a live broadcaster with daily sales of over 100 million, do you have anything to say to your audience?

Chen Hai: It’s all for my daughter. I’m not interested in money.

Lu Yu: →_→I don’t believe it.

[Fantasy + imagination + invincibility + multiple female protagonists + a bit of nonsense + relaxed and joyful + mindless running] Ning Chuan traveled through another world, awakened the supreme horizontal training system, killed people to explode attributes, and refined his body to ten thousand levels.

Sign in to "The Thirteen Taibao Horizontal Training"! You need to practice thirteen kinds of skills: iron head, teeth, neck, shoulders, chest, back, waist, arms, elbows, palms, fingers, crotch, and spear.

When practicing this skill, you need to place the training part on an iron post and smash it with a sledgehammer until three-foot sparks appear, then you will achieve the magic skill!

The test of success is that every part of the body can be hardened into steel plates. A head bang will make a dent in the steel plate, and a poke will make a hole in the steel plate...

If you want to achieve quick results, couples can practice together for twice the result with half the effort. However, the noise is too loud, like the friction of steel bars, which can cause teeth ache and easily disturb others. If there is a strong person next door, be cautious when practicing!

Practice with the opposite sex... Rumor has it that there are dozens of sinister martial arts such as iron scissors and iron clamps, which are specifically designed to deal with half-baked "Iron Spear Kung Fu"!

Young man, the world is full of tricks, so you must be extremely careful before you master your skills. If you encounter the "Iron Scissors Skill", I'm afraid you won't be able to control it!

As per the old rules, martial arts practitioners must adhere to martial ethics. Those who have not yet perfected their skills are forbidden to marry, as this may easily hurt innocent people!

A warrior with a ten-thousand-level body training fears no poison. I love a piece of firewood, and even three hundred pounds of it can withstand it? However, there is a huge weakness: the blood and qi are too vigorous, and they can't withstand provocation, so...

Come on, young man, hold on tight and don't stick your head or hands out of the window!

Traveling to the world of Death, he became a member of the declining aristocratic Shiba family. He was deeply involved in Aizen's plan and was burdened with the identity of a waste. In the face of all kinds of difficulties, activate the Dionysian system.

"What? He has the ultimate free fight, killed the old master with a drunken blind fist, and knocked out the evil ghost with one punch?"

"What? When he woke up from a hangover, his physique suddenly changed, and he became a perfect genius."

"What? He sings while drunk, and he can kill people in his dreams?"

"What? Kuroyu is drinking again and talking about life with a knife..."

In this world, nothing is impossible. You can be safe and drunk, and you can become strong with a big dream.

[Tom Cat's Body] [The Wisdom of the Big Big Wolf] [The Power of the Pot Bear]

Opening Three... No, the third one is useless, the second skill at the beginning, Wang Xiaoming, who came to the wrong world unexpectedly, is already invincible!

There is a [passerby heroine] in front of her, sneaking into the darkness to assassinate Wushuang! After there is [BGM Warrior], the nuclear explosion enters and kills everything in seconds!

You can even hold Hestia's wife for a wave of [hugging her sister in your arms]!

In this regard, the invincible Wang Xiaoming said: I just want to live an ordinary life.

After living a new life, Lin Feng decided to refuse internal competition.

Stay away from the intrigues and deceptions in the workplace.

After returning to his hometown, he rented a hundred acres of fertile land and bought a farm.

He started live streaming his leisurely rural life.

At the same time, he also activated the lottery system.

He won the full-level skill right away - cooking pig food!

As Lin Feng cooked a large pot of delicious pig food.

The audience in the live broadcast room drooled and sighed:

They didn't eat as well as pigs!

After that, whether it was the wild boars that destroyed the crops in the fields.

Or the various protected animals that usually hid in the mountains.

All came to eat a bite of the pig food made by Lin Feng.

Accidentally broke into his pastoral farm!

Even those tourists who came to the village to experience the farmhouse.

Seeing the pig food cooked by Lin Feng, they were all greedy!

Lin Feng was helpless about this:

"No... it's understandable that a wild boar broke into my house..."

"But I cooked pig food! Why are you all rushing to eat it?"

[Dual Rebirth for Both Male and Female Leads + Single Female Lead + Entertainment Industry + Sweet Romance + All-Around Male Lead] [Rebirth Only, No System, No Superpowers!]

They confessed their love on the first day, got their marriage certificate on the second, and made it official on the same day! No misunderstandings and no delays!

After his rebirth, Shen Feng wanted to take the initiative to pursue his wife, but he didn't expect that his wife, Wan Ge, was also reborn and was even more proactive than him!

#Breaking News: Rising Star Jiang Wanwan Enters and Exits Hospital with Mysterious Man#; #Jiang Wanwan's Relationship Suspected to be Exposed, Pure Image Collapses#; #Jiang Wanwan's Rumors Collapse#; Faced with numerous trending topics, Jiang Wanwan immediately pulled out her marriage certificate and stated: "There are rumors that I have a boyfriend. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor!"

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world.

500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by.

…

In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering.

A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging.

…

Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze.

…

Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad.

In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

What?! I'll die if I don't date?! I confessed to seven senior sisters, and none of them said yes! I'm going to turn around and force my demonic master to leave this hellhole. But, Master, are you crazy? Why did you agree to date me? I really didn't want to date you! And senior sisters, you're all abnormal! You didn't agree when I confessed, so why are you all clinging to me now? Senior sisters, fairies, saintesses, princesses… please be more reserved, my master will get jealous!

New book "This Soldier Is Not Serious"

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Traveled to Azeroth.

He dreamed of conquering the World of Warcraft, but ended up being a farmer in Nanhai Town.

Fortunately, a high elf child with magical powers was caught in the field.

Under the guidance of the elves, he discovered how to learn magic scientifically.

I must grow up as quickly as possible, because soon, Arthas, the most filial son of Lordaeron, will attack...

PS: This article has no system, it is more of a relaxed and daily article, where you can practice magic and farm.

【Lighthearted, Everyday Life, Comedy, Single Heroine, Sweet Romance】

Rebirth to my high school days is my chance to make up for past regrets.

This time, I’m going to be an all-around top student, ace every exam, become the top scorer in the college entrance exams, and get into a prestigious university to reach the peak of life.

During this time, I stumbled upon a secret about a crush.

She would carefully follow behind me after school,

Secretly search for me during the school sports festival,

Casually walk past me during PE class as if by coincidence,

Wait for an extra bus at the station just to go home with me...

So it turns out, I was once someone’s first love too.