City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

"How about five hundred thousand to buy a year of your youth?"

A beautiful rich woman coveted Su Xuan's looks and offered a price.

"No." Su Xuan refused.

"Eight hundred thousand!"

"No."

"Then one million, a car, a house, plus my charming self, is that not enough?"

"Sister, don't be like this!"

Su Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Because he was too handsome, women always wanted to possess him.

This made him very depressed.

But what made him even more depressed was yet to come.

"Ding, the host is detected to be too depressed, and the super rich system awakened!"

"Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!"

"Ding, reward the host with a billion-dollar supercar!"

"Ding, reward the host with ten townhouses..."

Su Xuan ran away because he saw women rushing towards him in groups...

[Cultivation World Auction House + Blind Box Container + Daily Orientation]

[This isn't just a series of auctions, but a series of stories revolving around the auction house (please beware if you're not interested)]

"President Su! It's over! Our auction house is really finished!"

A somewhat bloated man was rushing in front of another man with snot and urine.

"Stop making a fuss. Our auction house's fortune is ruined by your crying." Su Ran rubbed his temples with a headache.

He also knew exactly what situation the auction house was facing now.

Night.

"Since I traveled through time, nothing good has happened." Su Ran sat by the window, feeling a little melancholy.

Suddenly, Su Ran looked at the storage ring on his finger that he had obtained after traveling through time and space, but which had been silent.

"Any reaction?"

Su Ran's mind moved, and his consciousness entered the world in the storage ring.

Looking at the rectangular object floating in the storage world, covered with a layer of gray fog and with a question mark in the front.

"Is this... a container?"

[Original title: Fantasy: My Nine-Life Fate with the Empress]

[Not pure cultivation + male protagonist is mean + single female protagonist + lots of daily life + semi-cool text + super many female protagonist roles + pure love + system + time travel + rebirth + relaxed + knife + 9.9 points sweet]

[The most important point! ! The sweeter it gets later! ]

Wang Feng wore a world of cultivation and awakened the system. He thought he could become an immortal and reach the top of the world of cultivation.

Unexpectedly, a beautiful woman came out halfway, and the nine lives given by the system were killed into one.

The two of them seemed to be destined to be together, and they could meet each other no matter where they went.

And Wang Feng, who was reborn in the ninth life, met her again!

The good news is: after that battle, her Dao heart and emperor body were seriously injured and difficult to cure, so she had no choice but to break through the realm and rebuild, and she had no cultivation. The

bad news is: she has memories and magic weapons!

System: Now she has no cultivation, a great opportunity, I will capture her hard! Take her down, and I will reward you handsomely...

It's just...

Nine lifetimes of bad karma, nine lifetimes of bad karma, it's still bad karma after all...

But

Summon the tavern, and a bartender will be included;

Summon the blacksmith shop, and a blacksmith will be given as a bonus;

Summon a jewelry shop, and get a free sculptor...

The more demanding the summoning conditions of a building, the more powerful the talents it grants.

Summon the Tower in the Clouds, and receive the God of the Sky as a bonus;

Summon the Dragon Palace, and receive the Dragon Immortal Lord as a bonus;

Summon the Heavenly Profound Sword Palace, and receive the Heavenly Profound Sword Immortal as a bonus!

Due to an accident, Anluo inexplicably arrived in a strange world and activated the [Building Summoning System].

In addition to their magical functions, every summoned building will also come with a corresponding talent.

Thus, in this dangerous and strange world, Anluo embarked on a path of frantically summoning buildings in order to survive.

As time went by, Anluo, who now owned countless buildings, suddenly looked back.

Only then did I realize that I had already stood at the pinnacle of the Five Realms and Three Heavens, overlooking everything!

"Congratulations, host, on your normal retirement! You have awakened the Invincible Retirement System!"

"Your Great Emperor realm cultivation level has been credited to your account. Do you wish to claim it?"

...

"when!"

The bell of Heaven resounded throughout the universe, shaking all races.

The powerful figures of the various holy lands were awakened, the patriarchs of the supreme sects broke out of seclusion, and the patriarchs of the divine dynasties and ancient families all looked up, and the forbidden areas were filled with fear.

The world was shocked.

"Who is proving themselves to be an Emperor!"

The bell tolls, and the path to enlightenment begins.

The ringing of the Heavenly Bell signifies that someone in this world has attained enlightenment and become an emperor.

"Clang!" "Clang!" "Clang!"...

The Heavenly Bell tolls nine times, signifying the Great Emperor's arrival in the world!

Consuming his lifespan to deduce martial arts. Chen Xuan travels through time and space to the body of a divine detective in a fantasy world, only to discover that this divine detective is colluding with evil demons!

In order to save his life, Chen Xuan used his identity to plunder their lifespans to help him deduce martial arts.

In the end, Chen Xuan discovered that his lifespan was increasing, and he could not consume it all. The continent lost a divine detective, but gained an immortal martial saint.

[Everyone changes their job + behind-the-scenes flow + face-slapping + cool writing + invincible]

Zhou Huai traveled through an era of universal job change. At the beginning, he was paralyzed in bed due to an "accident". He was even regarded as a burden by his family. During the job change ceremony, he awakened an E-level [Clone Master] and became a complete waste!

The stepmother was mean, the father was indifferent, and he kicked the family out of the house.”

Everyone thought his life was over!

Little did they know that Zhou Huai was bound to the [God-level Clone System], with unlimited clones, each of which could switch to an incredible profession!

When the [Master of Sword] cuts through the sky with one sword!

When the [Forbidden Spell God] speaks, the law comes true, burning mountains and boiling seas!

When [Immortal Barrier], [Master of the All-Seeing Formation], [Divine Craftsman]... top-level vests that only existed in legends suddenly appeared, stirring up the situation and shocking the world!

Everyone: "How could that loser in a wheelchair possibly know so many big shots?!"

Zhou Huai smiled slightly: "Sorry, let me be frank, these vests are all mine!"

[Simulator + identity selection + talent + upgrade flow + decisive killing + steady + simulation will not easily die. ]

Su Yang traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and was trapped in the coffin board in the grave at the beginning.

Fortunately, the identity simulation system was awakened in time.

Not only can the identity be extracted for simulation, but also the identity can be exchanged for reality.

One simulation, just a casual cultivator of Qi training.

Two simulations, and you become the master of Ziyun Mountain.

After the third simulation.

Hmm? How did I become the sword son of the Tianjian Sect, the dominant force of the God Transformation?

…

Is this the end?

No, as the number of simulations increases.

More and more identities appear in front of Su Yang.

The descendant of Danzun, the only legitimate son of the King of Return to Void, the brother that the Qingxuan Queen will never forget, the son of destiny, the natural Taoist master… and many more. If

you call me a mortal today, I won’t argue with you.

What should you call me tomorrow?

You don’t have to answer.

Because soon, my identity will be updated again.

A certain genius was so incredibly cool and awesome... Zheng Yu, passing by, was stunned: "System, what do you think? Should I reclaim his talents and let him become a mortal?" Ding: Congratulations to the host for reclaiming [Ninth Level Cultivation Talent], [Ninth Level Alchemy Talent], [Protagonist Aura], and [Son of Fortune Aura]. Looking at the bewildered genius, Zheng Yu was speechless: "System, you're acting on your own, I was just saying..." System: Ding, I've never seen such a shameless person!