Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

[Longevity + Resurrection + Relaxation + No Knife + Hiding + Spiritual Energy Revival + Immortality + Multiple Female Protagonists + More and More Exciting as the Story Goes On]

Lin Bai traveled through the world of immortal cultivation and obtained the system of immortality.

You gain one attribute point for each year you live, and a chance to resurrect every thousand years!

But just after crossing, he was almost discovered by Tiandao.

The system can only invade and deceive the Heavenly Dao, leaving Lin Bai alone.

He decided to hide first and wait until he was invincible before coming out.

If lying there is too boring, then go to the brothel to listen to music and train the courtesan.

It is time to celebrate the success of your spiritual practice!

Make a few good friends and meet countless beautiful women.

Sit back and watch the changes of the immortal dynasties, and quietly observe the ups and downs of the human world!

After the spiritual energy revived, Lin Bai gradually discovered that the system's functions were truly amazing.

Not only can he be resurrected, but every resurrection happens in a place of opportunity!

In this case, Lin Bai became even more indifferent.

With immortality and resurrection, who can do anything to me?

Even if Heaven is against us, what can we do?

With immortality, resurrection, and the chance of resurrection, as long as time passes, he will be invincible sooner or later!

A close friend who knew each other a thousand years ago has become a big shot in the mortal world.

The Taoist partner cultivated ten thousand years ago successfully ascended to the fairyland.

The fox demon adopted a hundred thousand years ago became a prodigy in the demon world.

The disciple accepted a million years ago became the supreme being in the fairy world!

......

After endless years.

Lin Bai waved his hand lightly, the fairy world was shattered, the enemies were exterminated, and the fairy emperors fell like rain!

He looked back and around, and he was already invincible, suppressing all the heavens and worlds with one hand!

(Hide temporarily when weak, and strike hard when invincible)

One hundred thousand years ago, Jue Tiantong traveled through a fantasy world and practiced hard for decades, eventually stopping at the twelfth level of the Body Tempering Realm.

Fortunately, his ordinary life was not without achievements. After his cultivation failed, he married a beautiful wife who gave birth to nine sons.

Unfortunately, less than a month after his youngest son was born, Juetiantong passed away due to old age!

However, one day one hundred thousand years later, Juetiantong's tomb was split open by a black lightning.

Juetiantong, who had died of old age a hundred thousand years ago, also sat up from his grave like a zombie.

"I, am resurrected?"

[Congratulations host, you have been resurrected! ]

"One hundred thousand years!"

"Do you know how I got through these 100,000 years?"

[For these 100,000 years, you have been buried.]

“·······”

[The eldest son, Jue Wushuang, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor sixty thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm and is honored with the title of Wushuang Great Emperor. He is the master of the Wushuang Emperor Sect!]

[The second son, Jue Wuji, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-nine thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor realm and is honored with the title of Wuji Great Emperor. He is the master of the Wuji Immortal Sect!]

[The third son, Jue Wuya, attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-eight thousand years ago. Now he has reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm. He is honored as the Wuya Great Emperor and is the master of the Wuya Holy Land!]

[The four sons are absolutely unrighteous, and they achieved enlightenment 57,000 years ago...]

[Nineth Son Jue Wuchen, who attained the Dao of the Great Emperor fifty-one thousand years ago, has now reached the twelfth level of the Great Emperor Realm. He is honored as the Great Emperor Wuchen and is the master of the Wuchen Immortal Sect!]

Seeing the information that appeared in the system space, Jue Tiantong swallowed his saliva: "Fuck, my son is invincible?"

[Food + Immortal Cultivation + The Sixth Master of the Sect + Relaxed and Funny + Daily Life + No Female Lead and No Harem]

Zhu Fan, who traveled through the world of cultivation, became a disciple of a sect. When he was about to receive the golden finger, an unexpected person appeared——

Zhu Fan: Who in my family understands? I was going to become a rich man in the immortal world, and when I made the magic pill, I could ascend to heaven!

But suddenly someone intervened and tied it to the God of Cooking System by mistake!

What's the point of me being a cook in the world of immortal cultivation? People are fasting and not eating!

The sect also gave me an alchemy mission, what should I do now?

……

That night, it was Zhu Fan's turn to hand in the pills he had refined.

The disciples who came to get the elixir fell into deep thought as they looked at the pot of delicious chicken soup.

Zhu Fan: ...Haha, drinking more soup is a wonderful thing!

The disciples drank without even raising their heads, burying their heads in the pot: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, gulp gulp..."

after--

A certain senior brother: "Brother Zhu, I have internal injuries, please give me a bowl of Maoxuewang to replenish my qi and blood!"

A junior sister: "Brother Zhu, I have reached a bottleneck, please give me some boiled fish so that I can break through!"

An elder: "Zhu Fan, my hidden disease has relapsed, this pot is not enough for me... for healing, can you give me a few more pots?"

The clan leader was furious and kicked the elder away: "Do you think this is your kitchen?!" He turned around and said to Zhu Fan in a friendly manner: "I am the clan leader, give me the biggest elbow!"

[Physical body + system + farming + farm + immortal martial arts]

Accidentally traveled to a high-level martial arts world, with a super farm system in hand.

Obtained a hundred-year-old Zhu fruit!

Obtained a thousand-year-old Zhu fruit!

Obtained a ten-thousand-year-old Zhu fruit!

Relying on heaven-defying resources, the physical body is trained to be able to defeat everything.

Wang Xu traveled to a world of cultivation and obtained the cheat code of The Sims.

Not only can you improve your strength through simulation, you can also simulate other people's lives, understand yourself and your enemy, and seize opportunities.

[Starting invincible + recruiting disciples + building power]

Qin Mu traveled through a fantasy world and fell into a ruined life forbidden zone, the Heaven Forbidden Zone. He originally thought that he would have to live in the forbidden zone for the rest of his life.

The system suddenly activated, rewarding the emperor with his cultivation and the emperor-level beast, the Wild Divine Bull! It also asked him to recruit disciples, expand the forbidden area, and become the number one force in the heavens!

Accept the Son of Destiny as your disciple and reward the Emperor with two bodyguards.

Accept the peerless empress as a disciple and reward her with a set of Nine Revolutions Immortal Technique and ten kinds of imperial divine materials.

Accept the reincarnation of the Sword Immortal as a disciple and reward him with the Immortal Law and Reincarnation Sword Scripture...

Every time Qin Mu accepted a disciple, he would obtain a huge amount of resources and magical items.

After he accepted several disciples, whenever he mentioned the forbidden area of heaven, people all over the world would turn pale at the mention of it!

"The forbidden area of heaven is the supreme place among all the heavens!"

"Have you heard? The gatekeepers of the Upper Heaven's Forbidden Zone are all emperors!"

"This is nothing, the nine disciples of the Lord of Heaven each have terrifying strength that can conquer the world!

The Lord of Heaven, Qin Mu, was even more terrifying. It was said that he flattened the Samsara Sea, which was also a forbidden zone for life, with one palm just to vent his anger for his disciple. "

An old man from a certain holy land: My greatest wish in this life is to be able to enter the forbidden area of heaven, even if it is just to be a servant who sweeps the floor!

A goddess from the upper realm: I have kowtowed before the Buddha for three thousand years, just begging the Lord of Heaven to look at me!

Yun Zheng, a student at the Alliance Xiuxian High School, has the greatest wish in life to be admitted to the worst school and bring honor to his family.

Until he traveled to another world of immortal cultivation, where he was an alchemist with a low status in the alliance, but was respected by everyone.

Spiritual herbs that are extremely scarce in the alliance can be bought everywhere here.

So, Yun Zheng planned to upgrade his dream...

“Brothers, good news I’ve transmigrated! Bad news I’ve become the villainous Holy Son and I’m about to get brutally beaten up by all the various Chosen Ones of fate.”

“You guys get to act cool, you guys get to slap faces, and I’m the one who has to suffer the most vicious beatings?”

“This villain role whoever wants it can have it! I quit!”

………………

Su Shengyuan transmigrated into a book and became the villainous Holy Son. Just imagining the future scenes of being relentlessly humiliated and beaten up by various Chosen Ones of fate, he decided to just give up and lie flat.

Fortunately, he bound the Super Seniority Upgrade System.

As long as he became the elder of the Chosen Ones and increased his seniority through the system, he could receive all kinds of rewards.

【Congratulations to the host for becoming Chu Tiange’s elder! Acquired the Forbidden Ancient Physique: Heaven-Suppressing Sacred Body!】

【Congratulations to the host for becoming Ye Bufan’s elder! Acquired the Ultimate Imperial Weapon: Spear of God-Slaying Annihilation!】

【Congratulations to the host for becoming Xiao Yunhuo’s elder! Acquired the Invincible Talent: Can Fight Evenly with Anyone!】

【......】

It’s not that the fated female leads aren’t beautiful enough it's just that becoming the elder of the Chosen Ones offers way better benefits.

With older sisters in hand, the world is mine!

Three thousand mature women, all ranked among the immortals!

Let me ask across all the worlds and heavens, which Chosen One dares to mess with your ancestor?

[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!