Ordinary flow, no system, decisive killing, not brainless, funny]

I, Li Dakai, started practicing Taoism at the age of fifty.

This is a slow-burning and refreshing article about cultivating immortals. The process is gradual and reasonable!

After traveling through the fantasy world for two months, the golden finger has not appeared yet.

What to do? Waiting online...

You think the grandpa who recognizes his master by dripping blood will appear?

Rings, spittoons, tables, stools, vases...even chamber pots, all underwent a blood ceremony to recognize their ownership.

Useless!

You said if I jump off the cliff, maybe the old man will appear?

Brother, if you want me dead, just tell me!

Do you want to try worshipping the big guys from various dimensions?

Xiao Yan, Ultraman, Ye Fan, Han Li, Harry Potter, Balala the Fairies, Iron Man, Superman, Thanos...

Qin Hao offered tablets to all the big guys in the planes he could think of, bathed them, burned incense, and knelt down devoutly every day, never slacking off.

Still no use!

Do you want to travel through time again?

Okay, our main point is to listen to advice. Qin Hao raised the dagger and slashed it on his neck...

[Ding! The Supreme Lottery System has been successfully bound! ]

……

Many years later, when Qin Hao stood on the Divine King Mountain and looked at the countless monks kneeling down at the foot of the mountain, he couldn't help but sigh: "How lonely it is to be invincible!"

Wu Zesan rewatches "In the Name of the People"

【bite】

[Congratulations, host, you have received a random character reward: Qi Tongwei (Uncle)]

"System, you're being a bit unreasonable. There are all sorts of characters in this show!"

"Please turn on the TV, Shandong Provincial TV Station."

Wu Ze: "My uncle?"

System: "Yes, your uncle."

Wouldn't that solve everything from now on?

Dear readers, the first-generation system was rather lackluster.

The main purpose is to introduce the plot and serve as a transition.

The capabilities will be much stronger after upgrading to the second-generation system.

P.S.: This story takes place in a parallel universe and is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

[Hot-blooded killing + invincible flow + pretentious cool writing + light-hearted humor]

As soon as I crossed over to the fantasy world, I heard that someone had secretly cursed me.

Jiang Lingtian was very confused.

Fortunately, he discovered that his identity was not simple, and he was actually carrying the causal mark of the great era of immortality!

In the dark, there are nine heavenly masters protecting him!

Isn't it easy to just step on those who curse you?

Not only that, Jiang Lingtian soon discovered that he had a "childhood engagement" with Tiandao before he was even born.

His future wife turned out to be the omnipotent Tian Dao...

Okay, I won’t pretend anymore, I’m going to be honest.

Me! Jiang Lingtian! Born invincible! Also known as "Fantasy: Training in the womb, bound to a heavenly wife from the start!"

Villain: I have ten thousand taels of gold and countless maids!

Ye Zizhen: You have to call me ancestor.

Villain: I can turn my hand to make clouds or rain!

Ye Zizhen: You have to call me ancestor.

Villain: I am the founder of the xx sect.

Ye Zizhen: You have to call me ancestor.

Villain: Why?

Ye Zizhen: That's what your grandfather called you back then too.

[Xianxia + Relaxed + Funny + Mortal + Nonsense]

He accidentally traveled to a world where gods and Buddhas avoided him and immortals stopped him, and he found out that he was actually a bully hated by everyone in the sect, and he also had a crooked master who lost contact with him because of whoring.

I wanted to turn over a new leaf and become a new person, but everyone wanted to harm me, so I had no choice but to work hard and become the best in the world.

He raises spiritual pets, smokes a pipe, and is good at flirting with fairies.

Kill the immortal gods, slay the evil spirits, and run away when you encounter a strong enemy.

This is me, a unique firework in the world of immortal cultivation.

My name is Ye Feng, the leaf that spreads out and the wind that is romantic and dashing.

On the Wuji Continent, alchemists reign supreme. Luo Ming, a courier in his previous life, accidentally travels through time and gains access to a universal delivery system. Space, time, and everything are no problem if you have money. You want the Three Flavors True Fire? No problem, with the money, everything's easy. For a little extra, how about the Creation Holy Flame? A way to boost your combat power? No problem, with the money, here are peerless techniques to sweep across the universe. Mu Xueruo, the stunningly beautiful empress? That... get out of here! Can't you see I'm having a blast flirting with her?

This book has a fast pace and no nonsense. The protagonist has both good and evil characters. [Hot-blooded fantasy + peerless empress + multiple female protagonists + funny humor + time travel + decisive killing + all the heavens and worlds +]

Xiao Ruochen traveled to another world, where there were many beautiful women and fairies. He possessed the legendary holy body of reincarnation, and embarked on various ways to become a rebel against his master.

[This article is adapted from real events of readers, please read critically...]

Xu Shan traveled through time and space, with a mysterious blue seal on his body, and created his own space to produce countless strange magic weapons of the law system.

He gradually developed and grew with the help of powerful secret treasures and modern culture.

Xu Shan built a professional immortal cultivation college, started performance appraisal immortal cultivation, and combined production, learning and research!

Shooting movies, shooting commercials, selling health pills, overthrowing the righteous path in public, and dominating the magic path in secret, and started a life of hanging on the wall...

『Super chef towel: The dishes made after wearing it can make people involuntarily make shameful reactions』

『Stainless steel pipe: Stand in place and force the target to dance pole dance. 』

『Elf ball: Put the opponent into it and turn it into a pet elf. 』

『Plot disc: Force the opponent to substitute into various video content. 』

『Washing machine: Automatically suck in female humans and get stuck. 』

And...

ps: There is a completed work "Rogue Emperor"

I planted a seed, and reaped countless fruits…

Recalling the lyrics, Jiang Taixuan looked at his medicinal herb field.

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