Chu He obtained a broken Lord God and started his own black shop career.
"Lord God, please scatter my ashes in the sea when I die."
"Why?"
"Even if I die, I will still go wild."
This is a story about the trade of the world and the wandering journey of a black-hearted businessman.
Don't care about life or death, just fight if you don't agree!!!
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[Invincible + Villain + Demon Suppressor]
After traveling through seventeen years, Xu Qing became the only demon-suppressing envoy in the forbidden area.
The villains sent in have stronger backing than the last!
The Saintess of the Heavenly Demon Palace: "My Heavenly Demon Palace will never let you go!"
Taoist Tun Yang: "Let me out now! Otherwise I will destroy your Zi Yang Sect!!"
Jin Huan Xie Lao: "Young man, as long as you let me out, I will make you the strongest person in Ziyang Sect within three years."
…
The new villains began to seduce Xu Qing.
Only a few villains who had been imprisoned in the forbidden area sighed helplessly.
"Why do these newcomers always think that the Demon Suppressors are weaker than them?"
Traveling through a parallel world, Su Haoze raised the little kid left behind by his elder brother and sister-in-law. In order to support his family, he opened a small dining table in front of the kindergarten.
I didn’t expect it to be linked to the gourmet food system!
Braised Lion's Head, Chicken Tofu Pudding, Dongpo Pork, Sweet and Sour Spare Ribs, Cola Chicken Wings...
Various delicious foods were served one after another, not only attracting a group of children, but also a group of parents.
"Boss, would you like to apply for a card?"
"I want a monthly subscription!"
"I want a yearly package"
“I’ll continue for two years.”
…
“I’ve been doing this for five years!”
"I want ten years!"
What a nice little dining table surrounded by a group of adults!
The children were angry and went to their grandparents to complain crying.
Unexpectedly,
"You little bastard, I raised you up like this, and now you don't even know how to honor your mother when you get something good!"
"You're so good at snatching my grandson's food! It's so delicious, but you didn't even share a bite with me. I've raised you for nothing..."
"Respect the old and love the young, don't you understand? Stand aside and don't delay me from eating."
Suddenly the small dining table was packed with people...
(Invincible + Lightheartedly Funny + Goofy + Time Travel + No System) Other senior brothers are all gifted and virtuous, with impeccable character, peerless elegance, unparalleled genius, admired by all, like a glittering star! But my senior brother is lazy, greedy, and dishonest. He possesses the Sacred Body of the Great Chaos, yet he's obsessed with money! Cultivation? Even dogs wouldn't practice. I'm already invincible, so a little money isn't too much to ask for, right? — From Lu Xiaochuan's Quotations.
[System + Cool Story + Dark and Dark + Villain + Bad Boy + Empress + Invincible + Funny]
The original title of this book is: "The Villain's Thoughts Were Overheard, and the Heroine Collapsed", "Villain: As Soon As I Crossed Over, You Made Me Die"
Su Yu traveled to the world of immortal cultivation and became a rich, handsome and holy son in a book.
It was supposed to be a perfect start, but he was designed to be the heroine's loyal bootlicker, and the "big villain" who died the most miserable death.
Su Yu simply quit the job.
[Ding, the villain system has been successfully upgraded to the bad villain system! ]
[As long as the host plays badly, they can gain attribute points, and as long as they play the villain, they can get rewards. ]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ultimate cultivation technique: Xuantian Chaos Dao Sutra]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal Level Talent: The Power of Revealing the Heart's Voice.]
......
Ever since Su Yu insisted on playing badly and used his ability to reveal his thoughts, he found that the plot began to get out of control.
The attitudes of the heroines in the story towards him changed drastically.
The beautiful goddess of the Moon Palace said: "This Yin-Yang Divine Fruit was obtained by Yue Chan in the secret realm. I am willing to share it with the Holy Son!"
The enchanting and charming Nine-tailed Fox said: "Brother Yu, it's been five years, and we finally meet again. Jiuer really missed you."
The arrogant and cold junior sister said: "Brother, Yuyan was ignorant before. I can't repay your life-saving grace. I am willing to repay you with my body!"
......
What's more, the system unexpectedly gave him a great assist and rewarded him with a fairy-level skill to test him.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Peng Zu Immortal Scripture."]
"System, are you forcing this Saint Son to wake up and take power, and then get drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman? Tell me earlier!"
(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)
The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!
But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???
So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.
A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.
A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.
A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.
……
A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.
If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?
[No CP + System + Business Management + Food + Summoning Historical Figures + Lighthearted and Brain-Off Fun]
Zhu Yang wakes up in a parallel world, having inherited a rundown tourist attraction — and binds with a scenic spot management system.
Remote location? Check. Crumbling facilities? Check. Over 10,000 acres of land with just two staff members? Double check.
She blacks out: “I quit!”
The system panics: “Host, hear me out! I can summon NPCs from other worlds. You don’t have to pay them wages, and completing tasks earns you generous rewards — even rewriting tragic endings of history!”
Zhu Yang: “Well, now you’ve got my attention.”
From there, everything changes:
A royal chef from ancient times conquers tourist appetites with lost recipes.
A long-haired water ghost transforms the area into a fishing paradise.
Coachman Zhao Zilong rides in with a silver spear and jade lion, instantly attracting crowds.
Security captain Yue Fei defeats Jin invaders, slays traitors, and restores Song Dynasty pride.
A female emperor performs music and dance, while Lin Daiyu shakes up the milk tea business.
Qin Shi Huang handles tourist complaints, the Monkey King waits for snacks, Daji opens a beauty salon, and Huo Qubing dreams of dessert.
You’ll also find:
Zhang Fei forging iron shirtless,
Zhuge Liang running live performances,
Food elves from the Gourmet Realm,
Gluttons from the Shanhai Realm,
Mermaids from the Deep Sea Realm,
And Lazy Goat from the Green Pastures Realm — all here to work part-time.
Soon, Zhaoyao Mountain Scenic Area becomes a viral sensation — not just locally, but across the multiverse.
With grand ambition, Zhu Yang declares:
“I will build the greatest scenic spot across all worlds!”
⚠️ Tags/Warnings: Not a face-slapping "cool MC" type novel. Expect a slow-paced, slice-of-life business sim with wild imagination and low-stakes fun.
[Ding, it is detected that the host encounters Martial Artist, the system is activated, and a gift package for newbies is awarded. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Martial Dao Sacred Body]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully joining the Martial Dao Sect, stepping into the power of Martial Dao, and being rewarded with a Transcendent Level storage ring]
[Ding, it is detected that the host has been practicing hard all day, the system is very touched, and rewards one thousand spirit stones as encouragement]
[Ding, it is detected that the host has successfully advanced to the Innate Realm and is one step closer to the goal of the Supreme Divine King. The host will be rewarded with a talent draw]
[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully gaining Master's favor, making some progress in interpersonal communication, triggering a favorability critical hit, and Master's favorability soaring tenfold]
[Ding, the host comforts fellow students, shows friendship and care, rewards the host for breakthroughs in realm, and gets critical hits from fellow disciples]
One day, Ling Feng no longer wanted to practice cultivation and wanted to become a salty fish. While he was lying on the ground basking in the sun, a system prompt rang in his head.
[Ding, it has been detected that the host is combining work and rest, which is in line with the true meaning of spiritual practice. The host will be rewarded with a simplified version of the Nine Sun Magic Skills. The host will become stronger after basking in the sun]
Ling Feng:…………
Just tell the system, what should I do to avoid giving me rewards?
Zhuang Zhou was born with the legendary Nine Suns Body, yet in his past life, he was nothing more than a cultivation furnace for Empresses—used and discarded. Six Empresses, six betrayals, all of them perished in the age of upheaval… and he was mockingly crowned “the man who outlived six Empresses.”
But this time, he’s back—reborn at age eight! No more bowing, no more humiliation. Zhuang Zhou will rise with pride, rewrite his fate, and never again become the man behind the throne. The Empresses? Let them find someone else to leech off!
Lu Changge traveled through the Lingwu Continent and was reincarnated as a silly roe deer, bound to the "Healing System". To heal, you need to heal points, improve your cultivation bloodline, and evolve your innate magical powers.
The higher the luck of the healing target, the more healing points will be obtained.
Then, he met the beautiful, strong and tragic Son of Destiny.
And then, mmm! It smells so good!
......
Nangong Yu is the prince of the Zhenxi Palace of the Eastern Wasteland Empire. He was born with imperial bones and was accompanied by strange phenomena in heaven and earth when he was born. He became a spiritual master at the age of five and a spiritual master at the age of eight, shocking the Eastern Wasteland.
When he was ten years old, his family was destroyed, the emperor's bones were dug up, and he was exiled to the northern barbarians, competing with dogs for food and fighting with the sky for his life.
Then, he met a silly roe deer and awakened his [Demon Slaughter Battle Body]. The more serious the injury, the stronger the recovery, and the stronger he became with each battle.
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Lu Changge: Xiaonanzi, let’s go fight?
Nangong Yu: I want to take a break!
One shot heals the soul!
Nangong Yu: Let’s go, I want to beat ten of them!
Everyone: Don’t come over here~~
ps: Also known as (Reincarnation of the Silly Roe Deer: I Became the Protagonist's Gold Finger!)
(I, a silly roe deer, lead my brothers to become gods)