[Magic Cultivator + Decisive Killer + Fun-loving Person + Flexible Moral Bottom Line]

What would you do if you were immortal and could ignore all restrictions at the beginning?

Jun Lin: "I don't eat beef!"

What a joke, I'm immortal, so what's wrong with being a little arrogant?

What? Steal my things?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You look down on me?

I'm exploded with you!

What? You want to kill me?

I'm still going to explode with you!

I came here to be the emperor. If you wrong the emperor, he will not smile at you!

Anyone who stabs me to my face shall be sentenced to death, and all nine generations of his clan shall be exterminated to serve as a warning to others!

[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

The protagonist, Lin Fan, journeys through a world where high-level martial arts meets immortal cultivation, awakening the "Emperor of All Universes Cultivation System." From the outset, he possesses ultimate powers like "Words Make Laws Happen," "Invulnerable to All Laws," and "A Single Thought Across All Universes." However, the system forces him into a "playing dumb" mission—if his true strength is revealed, he'll be stripped of his "slacking privileges" and forced to work 997 dungeon hours. To stay safe, Lin Fan is forced to assume the personas of "good-for-nothing" and "passerby," feigning intimidation before the sons of fortune, daughters of heaven, and even old monsters. In reality, he's quietly plundering the world's fortune, conquering beauties of all races, and establishing the "Salted Fish Alliance." Ultimately, he removes his persona before the entire universe, declaring, "Actually, I've been invincible for a long time. I just didn't bother to say it."

[Food + Immortal Cultivation + The Sixth Master of the Sect + Relaxed and Funny + Daily Life + No Female Lead and No Harem]

Zhu Fan, who traveled through the world of cultivation, became a disciple of a sect. When he was about to receive the golden finger, an unexpected person appeared——

Zhu Fan: Who in my family understands? I was going to become a rich man in the immortal world, and when I made the magic pill, I could ascend to heaven!

But suddenly someone intervened and tied it to the God of Cooking System by mistake!

What's the point of me being a cook in the world of immortal cultivation? People are fasting and not eating!

The sect also gave me an alchemy mission, what should I do now?

……

That night, it was Zhu Fan's turn to hand in the pills he had refined.

The disciples who came to get the elixir fell into deep thought as they looked at the pot of delicious chicken soup.

Zhu Fan: ...Haha, drinking more soup is a wonderful thing!

The disciples drank without even raising their heads, burying their heads in the pot: "Ah, yes, yes, yes, gulp gulp..."

after--

A certain senior brother: "Brother Zhu, I have internal injuries, please give me a bowl of Maoxuewang to replenish my qi and blood!"

A junior sister: "Brother Zhu, I have reached a bottleneck, please give me some boiled fish so that I can break through!"

An elder: "Zhu Fan, my hidden disease has relapsed, this pot is not enough for me... for healing, can you give me a few more pots?"

The clan leader was furious and kicked the elder away: "Do you think this is your kitchen?!" He turned around and said to Zhu Fan in a friendly manner: "I am the clan leader, give me the biggest elbow!"

[Upgrade] + [Playing Pig and Eating Tiger] + [Funny] + [Secret Realm] + [Spiritual Pet]

If you have the guts, kill me. Otherwise, one day, it might be me who kills me!

He has average strength and talent, but he is the top scorer and very smart!

He has no background, no master, but he has a great opportunity, which is unsolvable!

As the male lead, he has the halo of the protagonist and can't even die.

This protagonist is a little shabby, a little bit neurotic, and a little bit narcissistic and cute. Maybe that's the type you like.

Announcement: Three chapters will be updated at 7:00 am every day, without fail.

The Card Creator is a very ordinary profession. Simply put, the incumbent seals various kinds of abilities, illusions, images and so on in blank cards for convenience of use.

Lu Ming, who initially planned to lead an idle life, had a not-so-boring dream now — He hopes to seal the entire world in the cards.

One still needed to have dreams. What if you could realize them?

[Peerless swordsman, succubus body, daily pitfalls between friends in the world of immortal cultivation, lighthearted and funny]

Chu He, a disciple of the Jiuzhou Immortal Sect, possesses a sword spirit, supreme celestial eyes, and a celestial physique. Countless powerful beings predicted he would become a future leader of the righteous path.

After encountering his Sixth Master, he embarks on an increasingly bizarre path of no return.

The richest man in Jiuzhou: "Chu He Immortal Venerable has not yet cultivated the Tao, but he has already owed hundreds of millions of spirit stones. I am not as courageous as him."

The Demon King of the Demon Realm: "Chu He Immortal Venerable liberated the Demon Realm. He is the belief of our demon clan, so the Beast Ear Mother must be given to him. She cannot not be given to him."

The giant of the magic way: "I will not comment on the fact that the demon god we demon cultivators worship is actually Chu He."

The leader of the Sword Sect: "In terms of lowliness, I am not even a fraction as good as Chu He."

The emperor of the dynasty: "I said to my father at the time, 'Either give me the position of crown prince, or I will become sworn brothers with Chu He, and then I will become emperor.'"

The master of the Tianji Pavilion: "Chu He Immortal Venerable, cultivators in Jiuzhou believe that nine-tenths of the current evil winds and evils are due to you. What do you think?"

Chu He's response to such slander:

"Don't believe everything you hear. I, Chu He, have been upright and honest all my life. I am an honest man."

— "Tianji News"

"Chu He Immortal Venerable said that he can call the wind and rain in Jiuzhou, so let us all be honest."