City + System + Funny + Dark

Countless couples are making love on the Ferris wheel.

Zhang Bei hummed a little tune and pressed the red button.

The Ferris wheel, which was a hundred meters high, suddenly stopped.

Then it turned sideways.

Countless couples sitting on chairs were catapulted into the air, connected only by a rope.

After a few seconds, the entire Ferris wheel was like a rapidly spinning plate.

Countless couples played warm and harmonious games in the air.

On the bungee jumping machine, there is a human yo-yo at a height of 90 meters.

On a bumper car, escape underground in an area filled with zombies and ghosts.

The doctor looked at the tourist who had just gotten off the roller coaster and stuffed a quick-acting heart pill into the strong man's mouth.

His eyes were full of resentment.

"Boss, if this goes on, someone will die!"

"No, look how happy they are!"

"How about five hundred thousand to buy a year of your youth?"

A beautiful rich woman coveted Su Xuan's looks and offered a price.

"No." Su Xuan refused.

"Eight hundred thousand!"

"No."

"Then one million, a car, a house, plus my charming self, is that not enough?"

"Sister, don't be like this!"

Su Xuan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Because he was too handsome, women always wanted to possess him.

This made him very depressed.

But what made him even more depressed was yet to come.

"Ding, the host is detected to be too depressed, and the super rich system awakened!"

"Ding, reward the host with a five-star hotel!"

"Ding, reward the host with a billion-dollar supercar!"

"Ding, reward the host with ten townhouses..."

Su Xuan ran away because he saw women rushing towards him in groups...

[Cultivation World Auction House + Blind Box Container + Daily Orientation]

[This isn't just a series of auctions, but a series of stories revolving around the auction house (please beware if you're not interested)]

"President Su! It's over! Our auction house is really finished!"

A somewhat bloated man was rushing in front of another man with snot and urine.

"Stop making a fuss. Our auction house's fortune is ruined by your crying." Su Ran rubbed his temples with a headache.

He also knew exactly what situation the auction house was facing now.

Night.

"Since I traveled through time, nothing good has happened." Su Ran sat by the window, feeling a little melancholy.

Suddenly, Su Ran looked at the storage ring on his finger that he had obtained after traveling through time and space, but which had been silent.

"Any reaction?"

Su Ran's mind moved, and his consciousness entered the world in the storage ring.

Looking at the rectangular object floating in the storage world, covered with a layer of gray fog and with a question mark in the front.

"Is this... a container?"

[Original title: Fantasy: My Nine-Life Fate with the Empress]

[Not pure cultivation + male protagonist is mean + single female protagonist + lots of daily life + semi-cool text + super many female protagonist roles + pure love + system + time travel + rebirth + relaxed + knife + 9.9 points sweet]

[The most important point! ! The sweeter it gets later! ]

Wang Feng wore a world of cultivation and awakened the system. He thought he could become an immortal and reach the top of the world of cultivation.

Unexpectedly, a beautiful woman came out halfway, and the nine lives given by the system were killed into one.

The two of them seemed to be destined to be together, and they could meet each other no matter where they went.

And Wang Feng, who was reborn in the ninth life, met her again!

The good news is: after that battle, her Dao heart and emperor body were seriously injured and difficult to cure, so she had no choice but to break through the realm and rebuild, and she had no cultivation. The

bad news is: she has memories and magic weapons!

System: Now she has no cultivation, a great opportunity, I will capture her hard! Take her down, and I will reward you handsomely...

It's just...

Nine lifetimes of bad karma, nine lifetimes of bad karma, it's still bad karma after all...

But

Summon the tavern, and a bartender will be included;

Summon the blacksmith shop, and a blacksmith will be given as a bonus;

Summon a jewelry shop, and get a free sculptor...

The more demanding the summoning conditions of a building, the more powerful the talents it grants.

Summon the Tower in the Clouds, and receive the God of the Sky as a bonus;

Summon the Dragon Palace, and receive the Dragon Immortal Lord as a bonus;

Summon the Heavenly Profound Sword Palace, and receive the Heavenly Profound Sword Immortal as a bonus!

Due to an accident, Anluo inexplicably arrived in a strange world and activated the [Building Summoning System].

In addition to their magical functions, every summoned building will also come with a corresponding talent.

Thus, in this dangerous and strange world, Anluo embarked on a path of frantically summoning buildings in order to survive.

As time went by, Anluo, who now owned countless buildings, suddenly looked back.

Only then did I realize that I had already stood at the pinnacle of the Five Realms and Three Heavens, overlooking everything!

"Congratulations, host, on your normal retirement! You have awakened the Invincible Retirement System!"

"Your Great Emperor realm cultivation level has been credited to your account. Do you wish to claim it?"

...

"when!"

The bell of Heaven resounded throughout the universe, shaking all races.

The powerful figures of the various holy lands were awakened, the patriarchs of the supreme sects broke out of seclusion, and the patriarchs of the divine dynasties and ancient families all looked up, and the forbidden areas were filled with fear.

The world was shocked.

"Who is proving themselves to be an Emperor!"

The bell tolls, and the path to enlightenment begins.

The ringing of the Heavenly Bell signifies that someone in this world has attained enlightenment and become an emperor.

"Clang!" "Clang!" "Clang!"...

The Heavenly Bell tolls nine times, signifying the Great Emperor's arrival in the world!

Consuming his lifespan to deduce martial arts. Chen Xuan travels through time and space to the body of a divine detective in a fantasy world, only to discover that this divine detective is colluding with evil demons!

In order to save his life, Chen Xuan used his identity to plunder their lifespans to help him deduce martial arts.

In the end, Chen Xuan discovered that his lifespan was increasing, and he could not consume it all. The continent lost a divine detective, but gained an immortal martial saint.

A certain genius was so incredibly cool and awesome... Zheng Yu, passing by, was stunned: "System, what do you think? Should I reclaim his talents and let him become a mortal?" Ding: Congratulations to the host for reclaiming [Ninth Level Cultivation Talent], [Ninth Level Alchemy Talent], [Protagonist Aura], and [Son of Fortune Aura]. Looking at the bewildered genius, Zheng Yu was speechless: "System, you're acting on your own, I was just saying..." System: Ding, I've never seen such a shameless person!

[No CP + System + Business Management + Food + Summoning Historical Figures + Lighthearted and Brain-Off Fun]

Zhu Yang wakes up in a parallel world, having inherited a rundown tourist attraction — and binds with a scenic spot management system.

Remote location? Check. Crumbling facilities? Check. Over 10,000 acres of land with just two staff members? Double check.

She blacks out: “I quit!”

The system panics: “Host, hear me out! I can summon NPCs from other worlds. You don’t have to pay them wages, and completing tasks earns you generous rewards — even rewriting tragic endings of history!”

Zhu Yang: “Well, now you’ve got my attention.”

From there, everything changes:

A royal chef from ancient times conquers tourist appetites with lost recipes.

A long-haired water ghost transforms the area into a fishing paradise.

Coachman Zhao Zilong rides in with a silver spear and jade lion, instantly attracting crowds.

Security captain Yue Fei defeats Jin invaders, slays traitors, and restores Song Dynasty pride.

A female emperor performs music and dance, while Lin Daiyu shakes up the milk tea business.

Qin Shi Huang handles tourist complaints, the Monkey King waits for snacks, Daji opens a beauty salon, and Huo Qubing dreams of dessert.

You’ll also find:

Zhang Fei forging iron shirtless,

Zhuge Liang running live performances,

Food elves from the Gourmet Realm,

Gluttons from the Shanhai Realm,

Mermaids from the Deep Sea Realm,

And Lazy Goat from the Green Pastures Realm — all here to work part-time.

Soon, Zhaoyao Mountain Scenic Area becomes a viral sensation — not just locally, but across the multiverse.

With grand ambition, Zhu Yang declares:

“I will build the greatest scenic spot across all worlds!”

⚠️ Tags/Warnings: Not a face-slapping "cool MC" type novel. Expect a slow-paced, slice-of-life business sim with wild imagination and low-stakes fun.

(Invincible + cool story + no heroine + constant summoning + killing all the way.)

Lin Yu traveled through a fantasy world, and his fiancée broke off the engagement at the beginning.

Not only that, he was also a useless person with no accomplishments. His parents despised him, and his clan members laughed at him, and they wanted to expel him from the family.

His fiancée broke off the engagement, his family despised him, and he was a useless cultivator.

It can be said to be a devastating start.

At this time, Lin Yu bound the strong summoning system and summoned the killer Dark Night.

Anyone who dares to cancel the engagement will be killed; anyone who dares to come and ....

After that, Lin Yu established the killer organization Tianwaitian, killing along the way. As long as enough reward could be paid, anyone in the world could be assassinated.

At the same time, the cultivation resources obtained can be exchanged for energy points. Energy points can not only improve cultivation and martial arts proficiency,

You can also participate in the prize pool draw, obtain summoning cards, and summon powerful ones.

You said you are the master of the holy land? The son of an ancient clan? A great emperor? Ancestor of the Immortal Dynasty?

I'm sorry, Tianwaitian told you to die at three o'clock in the morning, who dares to keep you until five o'clock.

Many years later, Tianwai Tian stood above the heavens, becoming an indelible nightmare for the strongest.

Lin Yu smiled slightly and said calmly: "I am the Lord of Heaven, I should suppress the heavens!"