[System, Entertainment Industry, Comedy, Acting, Music, Transmigration, Power Fantasy (Shuangwen)]

[AI generated summary]

After a lifetime of relentless effort, actor Ye Xiao finally lands his dream—the leading role in a major production. His triumph is cut tragically short when a freak accident on set ends his life. He reawakens to find he's been given a second chance, transmigrated into a parallel world where the entertainment industry is the most glorious and respected path one can take.

His excitement soars when a System binds to his soul, a golden ticket in a world built for stardom. However, his destiny takes a sharp, comical turn. The System, his supposed key to success, is a vast "Music Library." For Ye Xiao, a dedicated actor who is completely tone-deaf and can't read a single note of music, this is a cruel joke.

The System's first directive is an ultimatum: rise in the music world and earn points, or face a second, permanent death. Forced into a career he knows nothing about and is hilariously inept at, Ye Xiao's first request to his omnipotent System isn't for a chart-topping song, but for help enrolling in a basic music class so he can learn to decipher the "ghostly talismans" it calls sheet music.

This novel follows the comedic journey of a man who wants to be a legendary actor but is forced by a life-or-death system to become a music icon first. Armed with a library of classic hits from his old world but zero personal talent, he must reluctantly conquer the music charts, all while hilariously trying to steer his chaotic new life back to his true passion: the silver screen.

Bad news: I traveled to the Card World and started with a useless card, Little Green Turtle, and I'm also heavily in debt from student loans.

Good news: Awaken the unique talent [Guaranteed Gold]!

A special gambling card system! White cards are universally disliked, gold cards are known to all! Whether it's defying fate or a rooftop rendezvous, every card master is a gambler!

Others would go bankrupt just for a rare card!

Lu Yuan looked at the system notification: [Ding! Guaranteed payout!]

Gold card! Gold card! And it's a damn gold card!

The school beauty rejected you? Top universities turned you away?

Lu Yuan laughed: "It's impossible for me to work. I can just sell gold cards and become the world's richest man!"

While people are still going crazy for a purple card, little do they know that Lu Yuan has already started mass-producing gold cards!

Also known as: "After divorce, he became the queen's personal male assistant"

[Entertainment + Single Female Lead + Dog Food + Daily Life]

Just after divorcing his celebrity wife, Lin Zhou unexpectedly became the personal male assistant of a popular pop diva.

Coincidentally, when his time-travel memories were revived, Lin Zhou unsurprisingly began to work as a plagiarist.

Then, the man behind the legendary queen came online!

The ex-wife of a second-tier singer: "Lin Zhou is a good man, but unfortunately he is too mediocre and cannot help me in my career."

National goddess. Beautiful legs. Super diva: "If I hadn't met Lin Zhou, I would never have achieved what I have today! I am so grateful to his ex-wife for sending such an excellent man to me!"

Ex-wife: “?”

Lin Zhou: "I'm just a personal assistant. Gold medal songwriter, platinum screenwriter, great director, man who conquered the iceberg goddess... these have nothing to do with me, really!"

[Hot-blooded killing + invincible flow + pretentious cool writing + light-hearted humor]

As soon as I crossed over to the fantasy world, I heard that someone had secretly cursed me.

Jiang Lingtian was very confused.

Fortunately, he discovered that his identity was not simple, and he was actually carrying the causal mark of the great era of immortality!

In the dark, there are nine heavenly masters protecting him!

Isn't it easy to just step on those who curse you?

Not only that, Jiang Lingtian soon discovered that he had a "childhood engagement" with Tiandao before he was even born.

His future wife turned out to be the omnipotent Tian Dao...

Okay, I won’t pretend anymore, I’m going to be honest.

Me! Jiang Lingtian! Born invincible! Also known as "Fantasy: Training in the womb, bound to a heavenly wife from the start!"

Sun Cheng traveled to a special world that was a fusion of countless supernatural ghost movies.

He discovered that there was an extra world inside his body.

The small world can devour everything and evolve continuously, and feed itself

Plant countless crops, sell them to the people at low prices, and earn billions of merits.

Planting countless medicinal herbs, gradually monopolizing the market and becoming the largest supplier of medicinal herbs in the spiritual world.

If I'm not happy with your country, I'll gobble up your mines and fertile fields, and evolve millions of miles of mountains and rivers in my body.

Gradually, Sun Cheng discovered that he had become the biggest boss behind this mysterious world full of demons, gods and monsters.

So, some new ideas came up...

Having been reborn into this world for over ten years, he finally obtained the supreme treasure, the "Ten Thousand Beasts Register".

The demon beast has not yet awakened its intelligence? No problem, I can enlighten its bloodline and help it awaken.

Bloodline grade too low? Simple, I can purify and revert it to its ancestral form, giving it a complete transformation.

Want to cultivate on your own? Fine, I'll give you a copy of the "Scripture of Ten Thousand Beasts" for you to study and comprehend.

Want to acknowledge me as your master? Sorry, I only accept one of my kind of spirit beasts.

Claiming to be the strongest? Ridiculous! My spirit beast bloodline has no upper limit to evolution; who dares to presume to claim the strongest of their race?

You say I don't cultivate myself? Why bother with that! As the spirit beast grows stronger, I improve in tandem, and I can even share its innate abilities. Isn't alchemy, weapon crafting, and studying formations and talismans more interesting?

He entered the Dao by taming beasts, opened shops, established sects, ruled the stars, and took charge of the netherworld.

When I ascend to the highest heavens, all beings in the three realms will know—

The cultivation world, the immortal world, and the divine world must all submit to the Lord of Ten Thousand Beasts!

(Final chapter left blank)

P.S.: The strongest individual of each race is already in my spirit beast garden.

Traveling through the fantasy world, the useless Lin Feng activates the strengthening system!

Cultivation techniques automatically reach maximum level! Various abilities are enhanced twice!

"Saint girl, things change over time, don't look down on the young and the poor!"

(You can use your invincible cultivation at any time, but your body needs to be upgraded! Don't suppress it, don't feel depressed.)

The good-for-nothing Chen Changan accidentally gained 999 billion years of invincible cultivation!

But because his body is too weak, using his invincible cultivation will deduct his lifespan???

So Chen Changan started a side business in the small clinic.

A medicinal herb that can extend your life by ten years can help you kill a demon lord.

A medicinal herb with a lifespan of twenty years can kill an Immortal Emperor.

A body-building technique that increases lifespan by fifty years, and a talisman that allows one to cultivate to the level of an Immortal Emperor.

……

A few years later, Chen Changan stood at the door of the small clinic. Looking at the creatures from all over the world kneeling in submission at the door, he sighed deeply.

If I say that I am just a small doctor who wants to cultivate my body and achieve immortality, would you believe me?

[A complete masterpiece, enjoy it once!] [Invincible + Rapid Upgrade] Chen Yuan traveled through a fantasy world and became the eldest brother of a down-and-out sect. His master often boasted that the Shanyue Sect was a famous immortal sect in the nine heavens and ten earths.

Chen Yuan believed it to be true and was determined to restore the glory of the sect, and coincidentally he obtained a gift treasure return system!

As long as you give away what you produce, you can get enhanced rewards from the system!

[Give away the ninth-grade golden elixir and obtain the great Dao elixir! ]

[Give away Chaos Spirit Treasures and obtain Hongmeng Treasures! ]

As Chen Yuan became stronger, the things he gave away became more and more numerous and more and more outrageous!

The ninth-grade golden elixir, the chaos spiritual treasure, and even the primordial treasure... were all given away by Chen Yuan at will!

Before they knew it, elixirs and magical treasures were flooding the Mountain Sect!

The Shanyue Sect also grew from a small and declining sect into a peerless immortal sect!

"Hey! The errand disciple who just came in front, I see that you have excellent physique, so I will give you 30,000 immortal pills!"

"Hey! The cook in the kitchen ahead, you must be tired from making fire. I'll give you 100,000 Hunyuan Fire Sticks!"

"And you, don't run away. I'm only giving you a million Dao Saint Pills. Don't be afraid!"

Conquering the heavens and attacking forbidden areas, there is nothing that the Mountain Sect cannot do. If there is, it is that there are not enough pills. One million pills per person, give them to me!

The chaotic Tao body has been in chaos for billions of years and has been abandoned because there is no suitable way to cultivate it.

It is difficult to start a path without giving up, and even if you become an immortal, your heart for the path will never give up.

How can a golden fish stay in a pond? Once it encounters an opportunity, it will transform into a dragon!

With a time cheat in hand, the best of the best becomes the best of the best.