Kevin: I have a pair of magic eyes, a pair of magic eyes that record the past and engrave everything about heroes.

It will choose the son of the times, and I will follow him and witness his bravery and decline.

Because of it, whether I like it or not, I walk in that magnificent epic.

I am called... a man of miracles by the world.

Sand sculpture point:

Kevin: I have a master named Scathach, she wants to stab me every day.

I found a husky named Fenrir, he only knows how to destroy the house.

I have two maids, named Slud and Brunhilde, they are both Valkyries.

I have an apprentice, the goddess of ice and snow Skadi, she always wants to stab me on behalf of the master.

I have a pair of cheap twin sisters in Asgard, the god of light and the god of darkness.

I have a cheap father in the continent of Erin, the god of light and the sun.

In fact, these are not things worth showing off, right?

This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!

[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]

[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]

Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.

Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.

This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.

Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...

D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.

He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.

The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!

With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.

Interruption of retirement.

The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.

With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.

Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"

Travel the world

HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...

Feng Xi was reborn into Type-Moon to grow flowers and became a flower-growing magician, changing the plot starting from the Fourth War.

Gilgamesh: "I'll say it again, I'm the Hero King, not the Elbow King."

The Emperor: "I've already said that I was once a beautiful young man."

My King: "I can't even count how many of myself I have."

Doctor: "My Meili-chan can't be a man."

Gudako: "Chaos Evil? Are you kidding me? I'm powerless."

[The main character is a local] [Pure romance] [Multiple female leads]

[The main characters were mostly saved]

(Why can't people who enjoy watching it call it pure love?)

"Call me Mom"

The Second Herrscher pinned Mo Fan to her absolute domain and threatened him.

But I refused.

This was what Mo Fan originally intended to say, but you guys were too curious and changed it back to what you were about to say.

【Mother】

"Hey, hey, hey, Herrscher Mommy, no!"

"Shut up and keep eating."

"Oh ho ho!"

This is the pre-collapse civilization of Mo Fan, which has already collapsed.

"I traveled to Type-Moon and gained the recognition of the Root. As long as I can die an abnormal death, I can ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become the Lord of the Throne of Heroes, an existence that is stronger and freer than the Seven Crowns." "For this reason, I started to act like a fool in Type-Moon." "I scolded Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the almighty Zeus in Greece, openly kidnapped Skadi in Northern Europe, declared that Solomon was a demon god instead of the Son of God in Israel, and stood on Morgan's side in Britain..." "But why am I still alive now?" 1994, Fuyuki. A famous figure in history, the third friend of the Most Ancient King, the first prime minister of Mesopotamia, the man favored by the Greek gods, the king of giants in Northern Europe, the incarnation of God who awakened Solomon's humanity in Israel, assisted by Prince Camelot... The young but weathered-looking Lovi sat on the top of the Fuyuki Bridge, sighed, and looked at the scene in front of him: "Tell me, what went wrong here?" "Or, you kill me and let me ascend to the Throne of Heroes? Please!" Kiritsugu Emiya lit a cigarette, glanced at Artoria who was holding the Holy Spear next to him, the King's Treasure unfolded by Gilgamesh, the red spear tip extended from the Kingdom of Shadows... The hand holding the cigarette trembled slightly.

Unexpectedly transported to the ancient world of Honkai Impact 3rd, Luo Nianxi obtained a legendary cheat system and was forced to reincarnate as an older sister. She receives rewards for making choices, but—when Luo Nianxi discovers her system is frantically boosting her charm, constantly hoping she'll marry someone, and even nearly turning her into an evil god, she's completely bewildered. (This story doesn't involve marriage; it's recommended to skip Volume 2, as the realistic volume might be a bit awkward.) There may be many missing chapters; try refreshing the page or closing and reopening the app—this is a bug.

The author's composition is complex, and it also contains some elements of Honkai Impact 3rd. It is slightly ooc, so please don't criticize if you don't like it.

(This book is written by the author for himself. Those who don’t want to read it don’t have to.)

(It's just a joke, so just read it for fun. Don't take it too seriously.)

A middle school boy named Liu Heng was slapped to death by some idle End, and was sent to another world by the kind-hearted Imaginary Number Tree, who also gave him a role-playing system. Then, "Wow, isn't this the ancestor? This is taking off."

"C, who is this? Why does he have white hair?"

"Fuck, is this Skyfire so awesome when it's unsheathed?"

(The author is a student, so updates may be unstable, but the author promises that he will finish writing and will not stop updating. If the author really stops updating, it is likely that the author has lost his phone.)

"People say you're a gluttonous messenger, Miss Yueyan. What's your opinion on that?" Faced with the reporter's question, Yueyan angrily retorted, "Nonsense! I'm just an ordinary cook!" "Then I heard you have absolute control in your love life, is that true?" Yueyan smiled, "That's true." The next day, the Interstellar Peace Company's news headline read: "(Miss Yueyan Admits to Messenger Status)" "People say you're a gluttonous messenger, Miss Yueyan. What's your opinion on that?" Yueyan smiled, "That's true." "Then I heard you have absolute control in your love life..." Yueyan angrily interrupted the reporter, "Nonsense!"... Meanwhile, outside the television screen, Yueyan watched the reporter's rambling and fell into deep thought—Am I really? She had pondered this question for a long time. So she looked up: "What do you think, Miss Obolos?"

Upon arriving in the world of Star Iron, she unsurprisingly gained the ability to open figurine treasure chests and transform into characters from various worlds. 【Figurine - Jing Yuan (♀)】【Mimicry Character Type】【Status: Perfect】【Introduction: She is a general of Luofu, a superstar of Luofu, a close online friend of the superstar Robin, and a well-known figure who promotes her fame throughout the entire Immortal Boat Alliance! She is the youngest sister of the former Cloud Sky Group, now the Luofu General (idol), Jing... Yuan!!!